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Pagi tadi, historic occasion sangat. Walaupon letih teramat, I busted
my rear and forcibly hauled my lazy behind nak bangun awal.
First thing's first gi settle traffic summonses kakak aku punya keta,
because my mom's car is in her name, so kena clear dari blacklist
sebelom leh renew road tax yang dok nak expire ni. So kena la jumpa
abang angkat kat balai trafik Klang. Member abang jer ada, tapi
thankfully ler leh tolong finish up everything s that kurang satu benda
kat pala. Gegas ke ofis immediately, dalam keadaan separuh sedar
gituh sebab memang ngantuk sangat. Tambah agik ngan panas matahari
terik (walaopon tak rasa sebab aircon dan the protection of Gucci)...I
just felt drowsier. Sampai kat opis ngan selamat. Tujuan awal sebab
bebudak kata nak pindah about 11am. Cam kesial...aku dok sampai lunch
baru meka nak pindah. Aku da tak sabar sebab nak get the moving
over and done with, aku punfirst in line ler nak hantar kotak kotak
barang aku ke bangunan sebelah where we will now reside. Not the first in, tapi first to unpack.
Mak aih...I have a lot of junk ler. Aiyo...ada yang aku accumulate
sejak start keja reporting nih in 1996. Merasalah!!! One juge box full,
and two smaller ones (tengok pic da stack tepi dan under meja aku
pilih). And this lepas get rid A LOT of stuff ok!
Tension lak...sebab new rules strict gila. While we get lockers, no
drawers kat bawah meja, and we can't store anything in that area.
Ok...so dilemma now, camna nak muat semua benda benda tuh atas meja????
This after I settled the dilemma on where aku nak duduk.That being
another dilemma... Dah unpack, ajak Aqidah ke Ikea for lunch. Dah
memang lapar banget... at the same time, need to look for some space
saving solutions (I am such a victim of creative marketing!)
Reached Ikea terus ke bilik air nak cuci muka. Arghhh...rasa nak
collapse je any minute.Decided to get the shopping over and done with
Browsing around and looking for what we needed tok up some time, sebab
in reality we didn't really know what we needed as long as it was space
saving. Tapi bila jumpa tu ni...kena lak pikir leh ke tak leh
regulations building lak... pastuh pikir colour scheme la (which of
course you can see is blindingly colourful and will remain so until
they change the panelling in a month or two) among many other
considerations. Stupidly didn't get a trolley, and lugged stuff I
picked along the way while huffing and puffing away. Oh well... at
least tak ngantuk lagik... just sweating profusely. Who needs a gym when shopping burns so much calories kan!
Keji...ada je alasan tamau ke gym... erm.. well... maybe I'll start
next week (office da ada gym pun masih malas...ada je excuses...)
Found more stuff I didn't need (bloody shopaholic instincts - oh look,
that's quite cheap isn't it!!!) than what was actually needed, tapi
nasib baik sebab tangan da penoh nak angkat ke hulu hilir, regretfully
put down items which were deemed unnecessary (including garden deco
items...go figure) The
whole process took some two and a half hours... a speed record for
shopping for me. Apapon, we were lugging bebanyak carrier bags, sekali
ngan several cork pin-up boards. Aku da rasa nak pengsan, in need of my
sugar rush and food in any form, so made a beeline for the cafeteria.
Hotdog dan karipap pun jadik ler... Beggars can't be choosers kan? Nak gerak memana nak makan da memang tak larat nak take another step da. So melantak ler...
Sampai balik office, took about two hours to totally clear up
everything, but by the time I was done...voila!!! Cantik ok tempat aku.
Heh...makan ati bebudak lain yang baru nak feeling unpacking, taking
their own sweet time. Matilah pas abih tuh baru larat nak focus nak
abihkan articles due. Well.. I really can't work under conditions of an
ugly work area, so there. Cuma sentap sikit sebab new regulations
dictate takleh gantung anything, or put up posters on the wall and
stuff... so my autographed Slipknot poster is leaning against my desk
until I find a loophole to get it up... while my disco ball now resides
under my desk until the appropriate excuses can be made to why we need
such a thing above our work area. Party poopers! Kang aku abih
decorate bebetul kang aku letak pics of my work area. Nih nak ada some
touching up to do and a few more items needed to jazz up the place.
After completed my due work, my tiredmness da maximum da. Tapi ada
sssignment satu agik. Ala ala majlis kesyukuran for the completion of
the filming of Kala Malam Bulan Mengembang. Dead tired, s tumpang si Juan
jer...malas drive. Takut end up in a longkang somewhere.Event kat
stesen keretapi, kat the Heritage Hotel. I've never been in here. And
honestly... shit!!! I don't know why, but it reminds me of the Bates
Motel dalam filem Psycho!!!! Eerie as all hell!!! Korang tengok jer ler lif dia.
First you slide the door, to reveal two doors which slide apart as
well. The whole blody thing is wooden and I swear creaks when it moves.
Sebab ada tingkap kat lif tuh, nampak je between every floor. Reminds me of horror movies where you see things you shouldn't as the lift moves upwards or downwards.
Dahler time dia stop, abrupt halt punya yang jenis jerking. Wajib ler
jeritan ala ala kena tikam 40 kali menemani arrival kita at the desired
floor. Keji!!! But kind of surprising... despite the age of the
building and the facilities, everything is still impressive in its own
way...walaupon like I said scary Mary! But that didn't prepare me for the toilets.
That's anothr story altogether. I swear I was imagining things flying
in from the open windows and popping out of the toilet bowl. And er...
takde paip ok. Forget toilet paper as well... So the real horror kalao korang nak buang air besar secara emergency ler with all that to consider.
And last but not least, was the lack of air conditioning in the dining
room. By the end of the night, the whole place was like a sauna, and
everyone was ripping off whatever clothes they could strip off without
appearing indecent sebab peluh bagai nak rak da. Despite all
this... dengar high occupancy gak tempat ni, mostly comprising of
foreigners who want to, get this, get a feel of the authentic of the
period. Erm... Ok then...but I say whatever you're paying for, you just got suckered. Mungkin meka suka kot panas negara kita... Walking in the dining room was another wonder. Immediately terbayang Harry Potter lak.
Despite being a moderate sized dining room, it was the only thing in
the hotel, which somehow threw me back into that period.Once you ignore
the various scents of sweat, it was pretty cool. With flags of
almost all the countries in the world (I didn't count to make sure),
hanging up in the high ceiling area, it was rather grandiose in an old
fashioned sort of way. Sempit sikit sampai time nak makan kept bumping into tables, chairs and other people.
Heh...terkejut ada antara orang yang terlibat produksi pembaca blog
aku. Malu sih kena tegur..."oooohhh...ko carut aku ari tuh ek"... but
in a good humoured sense. Merasalah abang Mamat Khalid antara melaser!
(aku puji ma Zombi Kampung Pisang!!!! Walaupun aku carot masa abang
jadik pengkritik...heh!) But that's why I love people in the
industry. Most of them are open to criticism, and take it more as a
challenge. Abang Mamat mintak ler nasihat skali pasal bab mengkritik
bebudak contestant and my take on things...tapi takleh cakap further
than that. Apapon... walaupon aku agree ke tak bang, I still stick by
what I said to you that silly ke irrelavant apa ko cakap tu from my
point of view, you do have your own points laced with your brand of
humour. Maybe you get the message across that way better. So it's your
style...and your way..apapon keep it up. Kepada abang ustaz yang
slalu baca doa...kalao da jenguk blog, tinggal ler mesej ek.
Merasalah!!! Thanks for dropping by. tatau ler ada silent blog reader
cam ko. So now abang tau ler sapa klubbkidd. Heh... Erm...ramai gak
yang hadir acara nih. Antara yang membintangi seperti senarai artis kat
bawah (Beego MC for the event)... cuma tinggal Umie Aida jer tak sempat
snappy pic dia sebab aku kuar masuk time ramah mesra pas makan (sesi
ngumpat) sebab panas rasa nak pengsan (partly due to the heat dan juga
sebab ngantuk). Hope korang suka all these pics. Si Ava lak
teruk kualiti pic dia I didn't bother to post sebab lighting gelap and
we all know how keji my camera on my Nokia is kan bila dark places nih.
This are those yang aku managed to snap. Ada Haziq (nyanyi dan berlakon
ok dalam pilem ni!), Awal, Que (ngantuk sangat sampai tangan Anita
jadik mangsa tempat sandar), Beego (suka tay wat muka burok time nak
amik pic walaopon tambah smart - psst!!! dengar nak kawin tak lama agik
kan...selamat pengantin baru in advance gituh) dan abang Rosyam (pakai
ikut tema nampaknya ek bang?)
Hung about and mingles pas event abih...sebenarnya nak balik tapi terpaksa tunggu driver settle sesi ngumpat ngan Lina sebelom berjaya dipaksa balik. Arghhh!!! Ngantuk gila. Sampai ni terus KO...later...
Jap agik aku explain kenapa title entry aku camtuh ek. Udah pasti punya kaitan dengan cewek di sebelah ini. Ok first up...memang ari nih relaxed slightly. I guess I need to kick back a little too sebab kinda worried about my health. Today felt uber lethargic for some reason. Aku tidur about 13 hours from last night, which is bloody long, even for me.
Felt a little better after the long sleep (ala Rip Van Winkle), tapi as
usual kalao tidur lama sangat, badan pon cam jadik malas.
Sluggishly moved to the office. Alamak...esok the big day nak move into
the new office, so ari nih nak packing semua barantg-barang.
Ok...so I didn't really pack, Just more like threw everything
(breakable or not) into this cardboad box (including my famous disco
ball on my desk), and taped my name on it, just like everything else,
including my huge screen monitor, keyboard, mouse and CPU. The rest
kena move sendiri ler kot. I have a drawer full of stuff and my
autographed poster of Slipknot apart from one or two things, so esok
kena masuk opis awal ler camna pon. Lagikpon paid a visit again to the new place, and couldn't decide which desk I want. Not too bad ler... already have an idea how I'm going to do my little area up.
Erm...nampaknya kena spending lagik ler nih. Cait... rumah Bangsar pun
lum siap...and my bedroom at home in Klang pun tak siap. Aduh...
But seriously, because the new office looks so cool, and we have all
the amenities including our own studio (yang penting smoking room!!!)
and all... this looks like it's going to be great!!! I'm definitely
going to spend more time in the office.... (janji....entah ler jadik ke
tak with my running about here and that) Anyhoo... rushed to TGV
KLCC later in the evening untuk premiere filem. Yeap...cewek di atas
tuh..sebenarnya bernama Bunga Cintra Lestari. Kat Indonesia, she's known as a model, tapi kat sini she's making her film debut dalam filem Cinta Pertama.
Erm..ignore
the 'Di Bioskop 7 Des 06'. Obviously tuh yang Indonesian release date.
Di sini, tayangan filem yang dibawa Tayangan Unggul Sdn Bhd ni akan
mula ditayangkan 10 Mei 2007, bersamaan hari Khamis. First the necessary info. Story starts immediately selepas pertunangan Abi (Richard Kevin) and Alya (Bunga Citra Lestari).
Selepas Abi menjumpai Alia keadaan dalam tak sedar, and she's admitted
to the hospital disebabkan barah otak (tak silap aku), dia bermula
membaca buku harian (diary for me and you) Alia. Dari sana, Abi
mula sedari mengenai kehadiran Sunny (Ben Joshua, which is her old
school mate which she used to have a crush on, and sort of a on and off
relationship from way back then. Abi nekad mencari Sunny dengan
harapan pertemuan mereka dapat sedarkan Alia daripada koma. Sunny
dengan izin isterinya Sisi yang sebenarnya berat hati merelakan
pemergian suaminya, melawat Alia, and at the same time, the past he
left behind. Kesudahanya? Memang leh nitis air mata.Tapi did I cry like a little girl? Erm...more on that later.
Tajuk : Cinta Pertama Release Date :10 May 2007 Director : Nayato Fio Nuala Writer : Titien Wattimena Staring : Bunga Citra Lestari, Richard Kevin, Ben Joshua, Ratna Ruchia, Varissa Camelia, Heidy Kandou Released by : Tayangan Unggul Official website : Cinta Pertama (Maxima Pictures)
Ok...secara jujurnya, I love Ben Joshua (Dealova) punya lakonan. He is basically the heart of this movie for me. Richard Kevin memang kayu abih ler...pening ngan dia nih. Cam emosi tak jadi for the first half of the movie.
Bunga was ok...tapi kalao ada perbandingan ngan Acha Septriasa (yang
ramai minat skang sebab My Heart), I think she did better, walaopon
mungkin belum sampai tahap Nirina Zubir. But hey...ni baru debut dia. And she sings quite well too! More on that later too.
Direction dia ok, tapi editing erm...needs tweaking. Apapun, memang
panjang cita ni, so sakit montot ler having to sit through the movie.
Art direction cantik, tapi at times, a little over the top.
Cinematography besh, but at times beauty without a reason...but
visually a spectacle! Storyline? Way better than My Heart. So i didn't cry like a little girl, tapi nitis ler airmata sikit sikit gak. I mean...everyone has a first love time sekolah kan?
I don't know about you guys, but mine didn't end this way, but I
suppose if my life was only two hours long (or lesser) like this movie,
then I'd want it compressed this way with an ending to make people cry. Not totally unpredictable, but well done. My favourite lines from the movie...
Aku merasa diri hlang Tanpa tau apa yang sudah ku temukan Aku merasa menemukan Tanpa tau apa yang aku cari Dan aku seperti masih mencari Tanpa tau apa yang sudah hilang
Besh
gak ler pilem ni, tapi warning ek...ni tuk meka yang memang suka
romantic movies jer. Kalau tak, takut korang montah ijo layan. Yang
spesis romantik cam aku (betul lah!!! korang tak baik tak caya!!!),
atau yang tengah dilamun cinta (aku nak cakap cam aku tapi kena hamun
kang), atau yang putus cinta, atau yang penah merasakan antara keduanya
atau mungkin keduanya sekaligus...this is the film for you memandangkan
skang filem semua overdose with horror, action and comedy flicks jer.
I give it a three and a half star, which simply means, wrth RM10 (r
whatever the ticket price is for whatever cinema kat tempat korang) ok
nak gi layan. Bring along some tissues, and someone special (or some
memories of that someone) for maximum impact. Apapun, here's a trailer for the movie. Hope you guys like it.
Almost
to the same effect as Heart, ada album soundtrack for the film, which
is actually Bunga's album titled Cinta Pertama. Selain title track, ada
gak Aku Tak Mau Sendiri (which is my favourite song of the moment - and
tajuk posting ni - so jangan speku lebih aku tengah emo). It's a
very simple and beautiful song. Tapi yang pentingnya her vocals are so
expressive here, and since pas movie tuh dia nyanyi sikit, she proved
that does indeed have quite a voice. Amazing... orang kata kita
selalu agungkan products from Indonesia, tapi for me, kalao model meka
pon vocal preparation tuk buat album pun leh camni, it's impressive no
matter how you look at it. Dan pada orang kita yang asik dok
mengeluh pasal kemasukan lagu lagu dan filem asing ni, especially
Indonesian products, sila ler buat yang lebih baik tuk pastikan hasil
anda lebih bagus. I mean, no one bising pasal Spiderman 3 masuk
panggung kaco rezeki local movies kan? Or how the latest album from
whoever the best selling US artiste is, mengugat penjualan album
tempatan kan? So time to get real ler. Apapon...I may just go
and watch this movie again for the full effect without niat nak review
ke apa, but to enjoy this wave of emotions from movies like this. Make
sure you guys catch it ok. Bagi meka yang suka lagu-lagu yang aku
recommend so far (dulu lagu My Heart pun aku recommend sejak preview
filem ni lagi walaopon time tu ERA pun lum mainkan), try listening to
this song, Aku Tau Mau Sendiri, which is also the film. You can watch the music video and listen to the song below.
Aduh...bestnya
lagu ni..sapa nak lirik dia sekali, here it is.Senangkan korang nak
google nak carikkan. Hope you guys like this song as much as I
do.Sempat tak kalao lagu ni jadik lagu tugasan kat Akademi Fantasia
minggu terakhir?
Lagu : Aku Tak Mau Sendiri Penyanyi : Bunga Citra Lestari
Sejak ia pergi dari hidupku Kumerasa sepi Dia tinggalkan ku sendiri disini Tanpa satu yang pasti
Aku tak tahu harus bagaimana Aku merasa tiada berkawan Selain dirimu Selain cintamu
Chorus: Kirim aku malaikatmu Biar jadi kawan hidupku Dan tunjukkan jalan yang memang Kau pilihkan untukku Kirim aku malaikatmu Karena ku sepi berada disini Dan didunia ini aku tak mau sendiri
Tanpa terasa kuteteskan air mata Yang tiada berhenti mengiringi Kisah dihati
Aku tak tahu harus bagaimana Aku merasa tiada berkawan Selain dirimu Selain cintamu
Chorus 2x
Dan didunia ini aku tak mau sendiri
*sniff* *sniff* Emo sat...ok so it's not as poppy as lagu My Heart, but I like it anyway. Once I finished playing the song like a million times back, simpan balik CD je, aku layan Heroes, episode 21!
Yes, you heard me! The Hard Part, the title of Episode 21 of Heroes and
the first part of the season finale memang answers a few questions
finally. Tapi strangely enough, there's a predominant theme of bad
mothers. Without giving too much away, there's the mother of the
Petrelli boys yang nampak sikit a darker side, Jessica for allowing
Linderman to take Micah (ok..so it should be Niki's fault) and also
Sylar's mommy (stupid bitch...she practically went and told him to
embark on genocide kan?) also appears in this episode. All bad mothers
with lousy maternal instincts. I have a feeling Nathan is going to
realise things even though it may be too late sebab I don't think he's
that big a dumbass, while everyone else has pretty much been set for
their role. For now at least. One thing confuses me. Looks like the
future has already been changed. Sebab Claire da jumpa Parkman along
with Sprague dan foster father dia Bennet. Kalao dalam episod lepas,
Claire didn't seem to recognise Parkman. Ke problem with continuity nih?
Ok
ok...don't want to ramble too long...korang layan sendiri. Tapi kalao
korang nak tengok the good and almost human side of Sylar, for those
who love his character, you should watch this episode. Ok...nak sambung pasang balik lagu Aku Tak Mau Sendiri. Mmm...wonder kalau da too late nak SMS dia...
It's Monday. Which meant it was going to be a bloody horrid day. Mondays usually are. Apapon, not as usual, aku bangun awal, nak gi run some errands. Tension manjang.
Da abih run my errands and all, a little frustrated with the time it
took, as well as the impossibility of the whole situation, aku pun
hehas ke Astro. Not risking the stupid beautification exercise yang
cause traffic jam tuh (see what happened last week), aku pun ikut jalan
belakang, which thankfully, I arrived at Astro in a fraction of the
time I took in the past two weeks... tapi still 'awal' seperti biasa.
Sebenarnya malas nak amik pic sangat time time nih, if you've noticed,
musim ni memang kureng sangat ler aku nak layan requests for photos
from the press conferences on the ritualistic PC every Monday, tapi
semalam aku layan gak ler disebabkan chatters kat msjbox yang nak
sangat pic Dafi. Tapi aku letak satu jer ler...letih ler nak bebanyak.
I didn't even take more than that anyways, so don't ask for more.
Heh...pada sapa yang mintak ni, here it is. Also this is for member kat
London yang dok jenguk sini. Heh...
So
it's a pretty sucky picture. Wait till my new phone arrives. Until
then, stop bitching pasal the quality or lack of, f my pics ek. Had
some stiff to settle kat Astro and left just a little latern than
usual. Masa nak gerak lak, spotted some familiar faces. Si Rina dari
Sony BMG ada kat Astro.
Mula mula tak perasan dia bak sapa, then realised she'd brought Jac
along with her. Erm..Daniel was there... but let's not go there. So
anyways apparently Jac kata ada photography ker wat some promo stuff
for Ikon which is coming up. Not too excited about it because some crap
names listed there. So much for the country's best in the music industry taking part.
Back to the office in the searing heat, and once back in the safety of
the air conditioned relief of the office, sambung balik keja. Actually, the outine wouldn't have ben so bad, and I wouldn't have been so agitated kalao aku tak mesej dia.
Wat sakit hati jer. Mmm...but at least an hour or so later, things got
sorted out. Why do I feel like I'm just getting way too old for these
games? Malas tol la...they really mess up my day when something goes
massively wrong. Aahhh!!! Whatever... Heard Aqidah was going for the Sumolah thingamagij gala night, so decided to pop down to GSC MidValley.
After some fuck-ups there, nearly lost my cool, and tld off some folks
for the treatment they were giving us. Bukan je Aqidah kena...member
dari Harian Metro pon kena. Tu lah...kekadang...kalao nak wat gala
Hollywood premiere, jangan la wat ala feeling kalao hanya mampu
merancang kenduri kahwin kan? Turned down invites for the show as I
was sour by the end of the whole episode. Mana taknya. Kesian si Aqidah
tuh...dah ler baru berapa bulan...da kena episode camni. And yang
melibatkan orang yang handle event tuh yang eebenarnya kawan. Kesian dok tunggu tiga jam nak interview tak kesampaian. So sebagai senir kena la ajar dia speak out. Until she learns to, since I'm there, I have to be responsible for her gak ler. But times like this makes you appreciate people a lot more.
First up, props to kak Fati and hubby and Aryanna for asking me a few
times to join them, despite me insisting that no one would mistake me
fir Sharifah Amani (merasalah kak Fati kata it's the haircut that
probably makes me look heavier - keji!) Still, it was cool...and kak Fati...you are a dear and my other mama! Huggies for you!
Now that's one good of how well kids turn out when their parents are
strict and yet allow their children to mature on their own. Psstt!!!
Aryana...you know you want a tongue stud like mine (matilah kak
Fati bagik aku makan selipar jepun pasni menghasut katanya). My
other shout out goes to Afdlin himself. Sebenarnya, pas the incident,
mintak member Harian Metro as well as Aqidah to just go back. Sebab nak
jumpa member since Juan ada sekali, so we'd have to hang around anyway (padan muka nak principles sangat sampai kena tunggu the movie nak abih)
Anyhoo...we went to grab a bite a the foodcourt, where they were
playing bingit punya cheap-ass techno yang cam fast forwarded Alvin
& The Chipmunks punya tribute. Once we were done, we thought
we'd out and have a smoke, and lo and behold, we bumped into Afdlin.
Apparently he's seen his own movie (obviously) so many times, he felt
the need to step out. Nervous gak ler ni...tunggu reaksi orang. Apapun, Afdlin asked how's things (yu thought I ditched the movie for a smoke, didn't you...fess up now!) Told him from start to end what happened...and then some more.
All I can say is, it shed light on some things I was unaware off.
Biasalah Afdlin...camni ler. Some people may be plastic as all hell and
bodek kuat ker apa...tapi janji, ko sendiri nampak sapa professional
dan sapa memang berangan je nak dok industri nih, which is mre than
just glam moments. Props to you for restoring my faith that you haven't lost it. And please oh please... get the little help issues sorted out.
Dan pada pihak yang tak reti keja tuh, membusukkan nama orang lain, you
suck. You may think helluva a lot of yourself, but you just suck. And
here's tip, beauty, does not refer to kepalsuan tempekan bedak empat
inci (matilah naik harga tepung, kalau tampo terus jerebu).
Anyway...good luck Afdlin on Sumolah ok. And yeap...bloggers united! At
least for those yang matter anyway and not just THINK they do (you know
now kan Afdlin?) Called it a night. Dramas wear me out. Oh...and obviously didn't bother to watch Diarrhea tonight.
Diarrhea
hari ni wat kali prtama aku tengok ada gajah botak. Eh jap...memang
gajah pun ada berapa helai rambut je atas pala. Kelas Linda Jasmin
kreatif bagik the appropriate animal. Flashback pasai meka main Zombi Kampung Pisang rupanya bebudak pompuan punya surprise memang tak jadik. You don't say... Here we go...English class agik... aduh. Perlu ke all this stress on signature. Takkan ler bebenda camni pon nak rehearse..
Diarrhea berterusan lagik ngan adengan buang masa rehearse lagu keji in
Boria AF5. Still tak puas ati sebab aku bebetul nak tengok meka wat
lagu tema Phantom Of The Opera. But I guess bebudak tak mampu kot
smething yang require real vocals. Or at least people yang decide lagu ni yang decide kot.
Yawn...nothing much of interest. Aku tak paham tol overdose Mila nak
ngan cam ni. Cam tau je perbandingan diri dia ngan Farah, sampai nak
bercnta ngan cam sampai camni. Erm...aku kalao tengok Diari susah aku
nak appreciate dia. Hanya konsert je aku leh minat. Tapi dalam
gedik Mila, aku nak gelak time dia feeling buat music video ngan
kamera. Aduh...pecah perot jap ovrdose drama queen dia. Bab Ebi
cita pasal nak further education ngan Khairul Najmi tuh kenapa halfway
tuh edit potong sambung lak ek. Pasal bab kekurangan financial dia pnya
status? Takut ada yang bak AFUNDI kesian kalahkan Aswad ke?
Takpe...tabung Bersamamu menunggu ngan statement Ebi belajar pakai
lilin masa study dulu. Cantik gak si Candy nih, tapi dia ni jenis
muka yang memang sombong walaopon aku tak nampak pon character dia
cantuh yang ramai anggap. Ulangan bab latihan si Heliza memang tak
nampak pon dia leh power camtuh as she was in the konsert. Mana la
dapat spirit nih. Somebody teach her where her vpcals should be coming
from. Kalau nyanyi ala rock ni sakit tekak, it's obvious, memang teknik
nyanyian salah. Kang cedera baru tau. Raptai ari Jumaat cam biasa je...
Masa konsert lak masa Sabtu...hah..tuk sesaat tuk nampak meka pasang
extension rambut Aswad. Kreatif gak campor sapu depan semua yag ada
(which is not much) Argh! Sebut rambut ni ttiba nak close up lak
kan!!! Baik wat documentary terus perjalanan pesen rambut Aswad (matila
kena carut ngan yang inferiority complex lak pasni ngan male pattern
baldness). Teringat lak cikgu tuition aku tuk Add Maths dulu yang
rambut semua sapu kedepan semua camtuh nak cover ruangan legar tuh.
Malas peluk ke anging tiup...memang horror movie. Jahat si Shawal gelak dia. Tapi yang dok sibuk pancing pujian tuh perhal. Heh! Bab mesej dalam botol tuh...yukky! Especially bila close up ngan si Aswad. Aduh...anyway got a snapshot of that? CLASSIC! Heh!
Aduh...gelak pecah perut...Chef Rahman Adabi katanya masuk Akademi
lagik nak promo produk. Perlu sangat Khairul Najmi yang bak dia. Pandai
Akademi mintak dia yang escort. Lagu tugasan dah kuar!!!
Shawal - Copacabana (Barry Manilow) Aswad - Langit Biru (Mawi) Ebi - Bukan Diriku (Samsons) Mila - (Pudar) Heliza - Ya Atau Tidak (Erra Fazira) Candy - Cahaya Cinta (Datuk Siti Nurhaliza) Shawal & Candy - Menari Denganku (Zahid dan Sarah Raisuddin) Ebi & Mila - My Heart (Irwansyah & Acha Septriasa) Aswad & Heliza - Joget Cinta Sakti (Haziq & Rosma) Lagu bonus
- Let's Dance Together (Melly Goeslaw & Bukan Bintang Biasa
(BBB) ), Falsafah Cinta (Ning Baizura & Jamal Abdillah)
Best Shawal punya lagu. Joget ler. Si Aswad...so expected of Astro nak
Mawi-kan dia. Ngok tul dia leh kata Langit Biru dia tatau...padahal
lagu tuh overdose kat radio sejak ujung tahun lepas. Keji sangat...wat
innocent. Si Ebi memang sesuai!!!! I like I like I like!!! The
girls semua kena except for Heliza punya lagu which I think tak sesuai.
Well, vocally not a challenge ler, Lagu Erra...how hard can it be.
The duets ok, tapi My Heart cam basi dah lah. Apa la meka
ni.Joget Cinta Sakti was so tak perlu...while Menari Denganku mesti
besh tengok Shawal dan Candy together. Lagu bonus? Boleh jer la....tak paham camna meka pilih lagu nih...
Yesterday
night, all three girls kicked ass!!! Memang malam tiga diva as far as
I'm concerned and memang sepatutnya ketiga tiga mereka dapat empat
lampu biru yang tak ada fungsi feeling nak jadi Tekaria tuh. While
reality is the chances of any of them winning this competition are
virtually zero, we can always hope for a miracle yang orang leh ubah
dan tak AFUNDI simpati kerana ada kes eksploitasi anak yatim piatu
ke... membotak ke....ada anak dua ke... But don't hld your breaths.
Ok ok...on with my review yang di taip kali kedua sebab Mozilla Firefox
hampeh hang tanpa sebab mengakibatkan aku terpaksa taip kali kedua (IE
rules!)
Semua Pelajar - Boria AF5 Ok, I really don't know what to make of the intro. It was cheesy yet in a way fun gak. The outfits were nothing short of horrendous, but true to the spirit of the theme. Dari
perform ni, yang vocally cam bebudak sekolah wat persembahan ketika
Hari Penyampaian Hadiah Sekolah Rendah Kampung Pelir Hitam (statement
ulangan yang popular). Anyway memacam ler contradiction persembahan ni. Mungkin
gak confusion aku pasal persembahan ni because of that animal that
appears to have died on Aswad's head, Perhal la letak extension murahan
camtuh. Yes kiddies, that was a piece of extension wig murahan ala mop yang di gam pada pala dia. Awat kawan ko tu bughok benor Dharma! Dari
the theme song of Phantom of the Opera, how the hell ler meka ni leh
pilih this song. Really makes no sense as both choices just dumbs down
the kids. And bila orang terkenangkan musim kedua kerana bebudak perform Memories, dak production semua wonder why lak. Cam kesial... Vocally, cam kumpulan Senario pon ada. (untuk persembahan bebudak dan untuk mangkuk hayun yang pilih lagu ni)
Dafi - It's Gonna Be Me (N'Sync) Pehal
la dak ni dipakaian beg plastik sampah itam tuh. They could have gotten
better than PVC (or better looking leather yang tak nampak murahan,
which is so yesterday, yesteryear even!). Anyway dari saat bukak molt
je, it was obvious why he was given this song. Meka nak wat repeat
Amirul ketika Sedang Ingin Bercinta. Kira kalao vocal tak dapat shine,
leh la choreography kaburkan mata orang. Sadly enough, from that
aspect, the backing dancers way outshone him. Dahler Corrie ada (besh
tengok dia return ke pentas Akademi Fantasia), si Raimee (he is quite a
good dancer walaopon dressing ampeh) and Riot (perlu ke?). Have to
stress tak paham kenapa Riot dan Kool sibuk sangat...cam ler lagu ni
lagu meka. Tak perlu ok! On that note, ngan dancers outshining him,
and vocals yang begitu merdu (if you like the sound of nails on
blackboard), ni memang antara show tak perlu of the night. Too bad
sebab this was right up his alley, tapi aku awal minggu pun da kata he
manages to even make boybands look good...so go figure. Forget whatever's been said about hard work... results matter. And Ogy was so right pasal him looking lethargic dan tak bermaya. Deservedly, takde lampu biru. Yes yes...it was going to be him.
Mila - Aku Takkan Bersuara (Nike Ardilla) Walaupun
aku tak nampak relevance (hanya kerana title konon) bebudak bisu tu
bawah arahan klon Sherry (tengok video tuh balik kalao tak caya), tapi
Mila punya performance memang worthy of standing ovation. Not THE best,
but definitely ranks as one of her best. For me her notes were ok,
with minimal mistakes, tapi tempo a little out. Still, tu kesilapan
kesilapan yang very minor compared to the powerful performance she
gave. Not exactly my favourite song, tapi one of the more memorable
shows this season.
Ebi - Kisah Kau Dan Aku (Alleycats) Sadly
I don't think he performed as well as the critics said he did. Vocally
biasa saja, but agree with Loloq that it wasn't easy/ Still, sentap
gak tengok Ebi losing out to Aswad because he still has a very sellable
package in the real world, but if his performance camni nak masuk
final, erm...entahler. Disappointed.
Candy - Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps (Lila Downs) While I thought she couldn't pull off the whole sexy routine, she did. I
hated the dress yang again cam dari kedai pengantin mana, yang mak
andam dia baru siap tanam batu batu lima paket dari SSF lima minit
before the show, but everything else looked very period though. Like
Mila, memang performance empat lampu biru sangat ler. She sounded
sultry and silky (cam ilan shampoo lak kan). Aku rasa walaopn Ogy kata
ada kekurangan sikit seni persembahan dia, again like Mila, minor slips
here and there yang forgiveable la sangat.
Shawal - Kaulah Segalanya (Hazrul Nizam) Alamak spoil mood tol bak Razak Mohaideen...after all, we know what great movies he makes kan. Still
it as a nice idea, and Razak acted better than most of the actors he
employs and it was a seamless transition ke performance Shawal ang aku
rasa memang ala video clip live. Nice play on lighting! Vocally? He did the lower ntes quite well, walaopon sora dia ni shaky sikit kekadang. With
all that said, this is one of Shawal's strongest performances so far,
and frankly, one of the many better ones to come...I'm sure.
Heliza - Kesal (Ella) Korang
perasan tak, semakin kurang penyanyi asal yang mai konsert mingguan
skang. I mean...not the popular ones la. Aris Ariwatan doesn't count
(so..erm...you understand) and Kool? Who? Walaupon memula aku gelak
abih Norlia Ghani dan Farid Kamil enter frame, aku tetap susah nak
enjoy lawak meka sebab dok fokus sangat nak pay attention to Heliza
punya moka. Aku actually da nak putus asa ngan dia with her mundane
(being kind here) performances berapa minggu ni. Tambah agik the past
week dalam Diarrhea pun azab gak. But lo and behold!!! The comeback performance of all comeback performances!!! Walaopon semput dan pancit sikit, dan terpaksa pakai kelambu *urgh!!!* turquoise, memang muslimah rock la (seperti kata Ogy)
Merasalah aku masa tuh tak dok (berdiri kat tepi side wall tuh
headbanging cam sakai kena gigit montot ngan kera. Heh!!!!
Lantak...janji BEST! She completed the trio of girls' butt kickin' performance for the night and totally restored my faith in her. Mintak mintak ler dia keep it up kan.
Aswad - Korban Cinta (Aris Ariwatan) His
hair was as nice as his performance, which isn't saying too much
really. Yes, yes, memang di confirmkan. Meka terpaksa gam extension
raambut palsu kat pala dia, tu yang nampak...erm...well... make your
own comments ler ek. Still it's amazing what an inferiority complex and male pattern baldness can do to your votes. Vocally
he was decent. I say decent sebab everytime dia perform ok, tetap hanya
ngan rock kapak yang da lapuk dua puluh tahun lepas. Kalao Akademi Fantasia wujud tahun 80an dia leh menang kot. Tapi naya je kalao kali ni ada juara cam dia. Memang sesuai ler orang brand kan juara kampung sebab takkan ke mana. Kalao
dia menang top three, terbukti ler spekulasi yang Astro memang target
dia antara champion dari mula lagi sibuk nak push dia dari awal, siap
ngan comparisons to Mawi. Surprising? Don't think so...
Lagu bonus pelajar perempuan - Joget Lambak (Adam) Even though I hate the choice of this song, tetapi yang dak pompuan semua pukul abih (pinjam statement Farihad yang popular). No brainer pop tune yang tak challenging langsung. (untuk persembahan bebudak dan untuk mangkuk jamban yang pilih lagu ni)
Lagu bonus pelajar lelaki - Wajah Rahsia Hati (Fauziah Ahmad Daud) Dafi
and Ebi (especially Dafi) flat gaban part mana meka tak off, si Aswad
body language kekongkangan (all through the show la actually) while I
cou;dn't really make out Shawal's voice. A waste of time and nothing
more.
And
the outcome? Yer... tak mengejutkan (at least not for me ler). Ngan
push for Aswad gaining momentum ngan konsert minggu lepas, dan isu
Diari bab pala dia yang selicin lantai balai ketibaan KLIA tuh, as well
as the choice of song which pandered to his limited abilities and the
seeming agenda nak push him antara favourite, Aswad melonjak agik. Ngan
minggu depan last week, jangan terkejut kalau ada kezutan dan lebih
dari sorang yang tersingkir since au da speku dari awal. Jadi ke tak tatau le....Astro kan suka kalo orang da predict meka sangup tak buat. So....vote
all out ler next week kalao sayangkan your favourites, because at the
moment, Shawal dan Candy, two good performers and with overall package
nak berjaya int he business is in danger.
Kedudukan peratusan AFUNDI selepas konsert Aswad 20% Mila 16% Ebi 15% Heliza 14 % Candy 12% Shawal 12% Dafi 10%
Habih
je konsert, kuar ngan the whole gang of kengkawan, more than dozen of
us, tuk bersidang skali lagik tuk sesi carutan post concert. Kali ni
kami di join oleh Aznil and Co. Thanks again so much Aznil for spending
the time and explaining so much. Walaopon kekadang geram gimik ko
tak menjadi, you still rock, and definitely...without a doubt, you ARE
part of Akademi Fantasia, no matter ada yang suka ke tak. No one can
deny that. Dan tima kasih Aznil kerana mengiktiraf the term
DIARRHEA! Matilah carutan katanya yang diterima with a touch of humour.
You rock la! Ok ok...sambung later or esok ok...
Hari ni malas nak layan Diarrhea. Instead, nak layan balik Heroes dan skali review. Watched Episode 20 titled Five Years Gone a few days ago and wanted to review it, but didn't know how. Awmigawd!!! Honestly, how do you review ths episode! Everything in it is a potential spoiler. Tim Kring has kept his word that season one of Heroes will be made up of three episodes, so episode 21, 22 and 23 will be a three in one special finale episode broken up. And in episode 20, it's a spoiler of sorts over how many Heroes are actually going to die. A total of FOUR!!! Including some characters I absolutely adore. Shit! And no, Sylar is NOT one of them. In fact, if you have watched episode 18 (sucks to be you ler kalao masih tunggu Astro tayangkan), you would of course have witnessed that minor showdown of Sylar versus Peter kan? Ni ada agik... Erm...the episode if titled Five Years Gone sebab Hiro has gne into the future, and basically, you've time travelled to the ending of the season. So banyak sangat spoilers over how things will turn out. Or so we're led to believe.
Aduh! Seriously mind boggling siot episode kali ni. And they think TV is supposed to be relaxing? It's been that long since a TV show piqued my interest, and has kept it up twenty episode later, if not increased it to the levels of fanaticism. Rugi tol sapa tak tengok. Forget Lost ke 24 ke...Prison Break ke. Heroes is the only show yu HAVE to watch. Pada sapa yang kaki Heroes, and you guys, like me, are suckers for punishment dan nak tau spoiler tuk the final three episodes, Entertainment Weekly magazine ada wat special coverage with hints and spoilers siot. Yang pentingnya, siap ada outline for musim kedua which will be called Generations. And for that, they've come out with a series of five covers for EW (gila ke haper!...but good luck getting them all here) But the covers are so awesome aku tamau kecikkan the pics, so enjoy them.
Funky assed covers! Best gila tengok!!! Kalao korang layan Heroes dan nak tau sangat spoilers or wanna get more hints on what's going to happen, head over to the Entertainment Weekly site for their cover story. Be warned though, memang banyak sangat ler info pasal upcoming episodes as well as a little on the upcoming season. So don't say you weren't warned. Kalao nak tau gak, CLICK HERE to read. Argh...need some brainless entertainment. Time to watch the end of The Pussycat Dolls Presents : The Search For The Next Doll. Sapa yang gatal bagik spoiler Asia menang sebelom aku sempat download the final episode arituh? Keji!!! Skang da tak surprise agik... And also my dose of America's Next Top Model cycle 8 yang aku abaikan for last week since Heroes made a return. Oh back on Heroes, also CLICK HERE for the official site for more info or watch streaming video.
Semalam nak update pepanjang sikit. Yerlah, I've been so knackered out
lately that my heart hasn't been into updating my blog. Kesian lak
sayang aku yang paling setia melayan segala meroyan aku ni.
Started the day yesterday ngan assignment together ngan si Farihad.
Sebenarnya first assignment tuh dia punya. Temankan je. Untuk Berita
Harian punya spread this weekend pasal Mawi punya koleksi kasut. So
met up Mawi and Co lepak kat opis Mawi Wrld Sdn Bhd kat Taman Desa.
Abang Wan ada, si Nasser as well as Yus (tol kan...lupa lak nama dia)
pon ada. Ada ler office meka ni berubah sikit sebab some work has been done since last I dropped by some time ago. Still, lom fully operational lagik office meka ni.
Aku slalu kalao masuk, terpegun tengok all the trophies yang
dipamerkan. Honestly, apart from an AIM, this boy seems to have won
almost everything out there. Kira an AIM je ler needed to complete the collection. Koleksi terbaru yang di bawa si Yus, ialah piala dari Hits 1 yang baru tuh.
Tapi among the whole collection, there is one shelf yang aku paling
suka tengok, which is of course the first yang Mawi penah menang. Which is the whole collection of Akademi Fantasia wins dari way back then.
Honestly, one thing about the show yang no matter how hanjeng it gets,
is how the ttrophies are the best looking. Hope they don't change that
ler musim ni, seeing as to how everything yang ok pun meka nak burukkan. So start ler snappy some pics here and there.
Yang at the top tuh of course koleksi kasut dia yang including the
Gucci and his Louis Vuittons among the standard Nike and Adidas
variety. Tu baru part of it, malas nak pose kan semua kasut dia. Banyak
sangat. The top right pic yang miscellaneous trophies which include yang dari Anugerah Bintang Popular and Hits 1. Yang favourites kat bawah ni.
Lepak dalam an hour or so, kami pun semua bergerak to Carrefour Wangsa Maju. Bukan nak shopping (not planned at least). Sebenarnya event nih. Si Mawi jadik duta Carrefour.
Kalau dulu in 2002 and 2003 keja Carrefour gaji RM700 hingga RM900
sebulan, skang four years later sign lak deal enam angka with the same
hypermarket jadi duta. Talk about your fairytales come true kan?
Malas nak amik many pics, sebab ramai sangat orang. But managed to take
one of the signs they posted about the hypermarket umumkan the event.
Amik ko! Mawi Live to all die hard fans. Erm...siapa la meka amik
tuk buat benda tuh. I guess you can't complain cause all the money went
into Mawi's endorsement da kan? Matilah mencarut je keja. Pas abih,
which by then we were joined by Rudy, plan nak gerak balik office. Tapi
biasala kalao da shopaholics unite, apa lagi? Wajib at least pusing satu round ler, walaopon there was nothing that we wanted to get. Don't you just hate the feeling of going back empty handed (true words of a shopaholic) In
the end, after something like an hour or two time off to browse around
the whole of Carrefour, ni ler hasil apa yang kami pick up. Walaupon nothing of interest katanya, sempat agik grocery shopping. Matilah aku...aduh....gatal tol.
Don't get me wrong ek...that's not all mine. We managed to load the
trolley up to the brim later, tapi ni inclusive of Farihad dan Rudy
punya barang as well. Thank goodness I didn't feel all that guilty
sebab ada geng shpahlic skali... kalao tak harus ler overwhelmed by
guilty by the end of it. Dalam bebanyak area kami survey in
Carrefour ni, we noticed that most of the displays were just plain
boring. Yerlah. Again, don't think they realised the impact of
displays in the bulk retail line. Mesti pikir wajib orang gi sana
main borong everything je kan? How about casual shoppers like us? You
need to entice us to part with our money (memang cari penyakit kan?)
Honestly though, memang most of the displays ni cam keja malas stack
sana sini and throw together whatever's closest at their disposal so
that there is some semblance of a display there. Ok, fine. It's a
damn hypermarket. They don't need to place so much emphasis on that...
but hey...nothing wrong with jazzing up the place a little kan. The
only display that had even the most remte hint of creativity...tu pun
quite busuk gak ler, was somewhere in the hardware or pets section. Tengok jer ler pic kat bawah ni.
Tu
dia!!!! Sial tul display ni. Aku jalan lalu tuh tak perasan. I was
actually loking at the top row of cages and as my view moved downwards
to the ones on the floor, one glance tu kat benda dalam the cage,
melompat aku terkejut. Ingat binatang apa yang beso tuh yang aku tak notice. Rupanya it was a bloody doft toy which they stuffed in the cage. Heh...seb baik tak melatah dalam terkejut tuh. Oh well...called it a day and headed back to the office. Ada banyak gak keja ler nak siapkan lagi. Sampai je bebudak bagitau, Wednesday ni pindah bahagian baru. You see our office skang in the two buildings, banyak renovation. So mana yang renovated je, akan di occupied immediately. So our side punya new lot da renovate ampir siap, so we're moving next door to a bigger, better, brighter place. Or so I thought. Excited gak nak tengok the new area, so popped down the second floor from the fourth to see the new area we'll be moving to. Words fail me...
As
you can see, for some reason, fluorescent pink, blue and yellows
dominate the desk (and lighting panels too...not so noticeable in the
pics) Very the colours of Rangoli. Apparently someone decided that
the basic colours of the printing plate (those mentioned and black)
would be the theme of the office. Er...supposed abstract representation of the fact we're working in a paper ler. How profound. Anyways, the place is nicer, we got a decent pantry area, and most importantly, a smoking room!
Morale has been kind of low since a year ot two ago when they banned
smoking in the corridors. Sebelom ni, office kami yang paling envied
because you can literally smoke anywhere. Ok ler...nevermind. I can
always go shopping for some stuff to erm...put my personal touch to the
place. Wonder where my collection of disco balls are.... Nanti aku letak pic pas we move. Finished my stuff, and watched Diarrhea. Today
has got to be one of the most boring Diarrhea ever. Takder ler per per
teruk ke apa apa...just none of it was worth mentioning. Pening gak meka sibuk nak korek sangat pasal cita personal Heliza ni.
Raimee di pasang ler jadik kaki korek among bebudak. Dari Mila cita
pasal background dia, ke si Candy...sampai turn Heliza dia got nothing
to say. So minus Heliza, meka bertiga cita pasal dia speku ler pasal ada boyfriend ke apa ke.
They may just need to understand some people just don't feel it's
necessary to open up, or sometimes people just believe that they are
entitled to their own personal space. Hmm..ada tujuan je nak expose
dia ni depan camera lebih beriya. Kali ni selah Astro memilih juara dan
yang dikehendaki sendiri and basically guides the viewers through the
process by manipulating the votes by choosing what to air. So much for freedom of choice. Mmm...dak laki semua pon kaki ngumpat ek.
Vocally, up to semalam, Ebi for some reason is struggling, and so is
Shawal. Ebi appears to be having more problems though,while si
Shawal kira ok lagik. Si Dafi? Erm... Minggu ni kira minggu
Aswad. Dahler dapat ler AFUNDi bebanyak akibat dieksploitasikan Astro,
lagu bonus sap sap suwey ler lagu Boria Anak Tanjung. Joget Lambak is such a stupid song for lagu bonus. Or is it? A lagu bonus I mean...
Asalnya kata Jangan Cepat Marah, Wajah Rahsia Hari and the theme to
Phantom of the Opera lagu bonus. I'm getting confused here. Ok ok..I
may have missed something here. Oh who cares. Matilah tetap lagu favourites aku akan butchered if they perform it. Heliza ada apa tuh? Ketuat? (Is that how you spell it?) Nak gi klinik. How...erm...interesting. Skali check sora ek Heliza. Because you can't make it this week kalao you sing like that. Candy did ok tapi masaalahnya dia feel bosan kali ni. Hopefully she'll buck up. Mila is straining herself, and Aswad is boring.
Alamak...kelas enter frame ratu dapur lak. How surprising that kelas
Bahasa Inggeris jadi cooking class. Elok la tuh. Mesti dia lama da
angan nak ganti Chef Wan ke Chef Zam. What the #$% is pizza mee sedap! It really looks gross!
Arghh...bored to death. Got on the phone dan call Alam sebab perasan
iklan promo tuk event Kaki Wayang Astro yang meka dk nak tayangkan
where Alam and Anuar took lucky winners to Hollywood. Al kisahnya masa Alam dan Anuar kat sana, dapat jumpa idola zaman meka. Rick Astley. Oh nevermind... Nak makan jap...jap lagik Diarrhea nak on.
PS - Malas nak debat pasal AFMASUK pas tengok Debat Akademi
Fantasia malam tadi. Que sera sera. Kalau berani, buatlah kalao nak
merasakan kemarahan peminat.
Walaupun ketinggalan zaman sikit. Ni carutan Diarrhea semalam da ari ni. Compact gituh all in one. Malas nak blog lebih. Biasa lah towards the end of the week, sibuk sikit. Esok pree ler. Leh cita lebih sikit pasal tadik. Heh... Untuk Diarrhea hari Selasa.
Why ler they roping in Syafi bab nak kenen kenen si Shawal ngan Noni.
Bodoh ker haper. And of course si Khairul Najmi kena la enter frame.
Tak sesuai. Kena paksa lak si Shawal ni nak cakap rindu pelbagai.
Cam kesial! Arghhh!!! What's with trying to pair the kids up and
all???!!! A lot of stuff is just pure silly. Si Aznil konon kata tiba tiba seorang pelajar muncul nak luahkan perasaan.
Padahal, si Askrul umpan tuk nak bukak topic. And guess what? Khairul
Najmi dok sibuk nak enter frame agik jadik diva tuk camera. "Some people in life they corner here corner there, you're like me... sincere." Bleurrrghhh!! Angkat bakul sendiri lak. Aduh...
Bab latihan ala koir lak pening aku. Aduh they were just all over.
Takpe Syafi sayang...just forget it and move on to their song
assignments jer. Seperti biasa, ada je sesi borak ketika makan.
Erm...ada lagik Khaitul Najmi? Dia ni takde keja langsung ke dok
skulking around the Akademi jer. Mila bab duty nak kemaskan bebenda kat dapur, tapi si Ebi dan Heliza yang wat keja. Hah... how interesting. NOT!!! Erm, Mila dan Heliza ni headbanging. How interesting. NOT!!! Khairul Najmi appearing in the background... not even worth mentioning. Ada je dia... Oh great. Kelas dia lak. Korang perasan tak...rambut dia dan Aswad sepesen. Erm...the only thing interesting in his class was si Ebi kentut...lagi. I didn't cringe at that. I just cringed again at the standard of English which was painfully horrendous.
Erm bab Shawal konon kena mintak restu from Aswad for the hand of his
daughter in marriage ada makna ke. Padahal si Dafi kata Ebi jadik
pilihan..kenapa dia ke Aswad ek time bab anak ni. Speku! Sempat tergelak si Ebi nari keam kabut, while si Shawal joget ala Elite lak. Aduh pecah perot tengok dua orang ni.
Er...camna budak budak ni tau ek pasal Zombi Kampung Pisang. That's
strange. Didn't the movie come out when the Akademi was already in?Ke
ada lak tengok dalam Akademi. Oh promo rupanya...oh well at leasdt ending ada Shawal kalahkan Candy tuk pose Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps. Untuk Diarrhea hari Rabu. Hari ni lak meka try nak hint something's going on between Heliza dan Shawal. Come on ler, nama masuk tuk belajar. Tapi cara buat cam meka ni nak je try and pair people off for every opportunity possible. Si Shawal showed Candy how it's done. Nampaknya Candy tak reti nak be sexy, while si Shawal overdose lak gedik. Aswad lak kena ajar feel lak.
Honestly time ni, aku terfikir, apa guna tenaga pengajar kali ni. Si
Raimee banyak lagik mengajar dari si Linda Jasmine. Kalao semua cikgu
bak assistant, baik mintak assistant meka ajar from the start, takyah
meka pose muka lak every week. I seriously have doubts why Raimee
is teaching them the choreography for their body movements tuk meka
yang tak perlu dance routines, sebab tu melibatkan feel, and that falls
into the work area of kak Fati or even Chedd.
This is the problem of Akademi Fantasia...ramai yang nasihat, all
different, dan akibatnya, kelam kabut performance bebudak ni tatau nak
layan sapa. Why is Aznil constantly forcing people, konon vote for
the champion sebab da minggu kelapan, da kena ada target for choice of
juara. It's a little weird, but musim ni je yang masuk da minggu
kelapan, none look appropriate sebagai juara or even top three. I mean,
I think those like Candy, Mila and Ebi and Shawal stand out, but not
quite material for juara kalao banding musim musm lain. Bab luahan Candy tuh was a waste of time. I suppose meka nak humanise her (ada ker such a term), but it was just boring. Aswad kata pakai topi sebab konon takde gel la, tak sempat ler nak wat rambut and all, tu yang pakai rambut. Nampak sangat inferiority complex pasal male pattern baldness dia.
Dia siap mintak potong rambut sikit tuh...yang strange tuh, ada ke
rambut nak potong. Erm... why am I reminded of Humpty Dumpty. "Tak hensem ke ni?" Er...you think???!!! Great! Ko ajar bebudak grooming, pastuh paint a picture of them being vain lak. Hish... The arts and crafts thing was weird. Kesian Shawal buat tuk Noni sebab "Shawal rapat ngan dia...dan atas permintaan ramai." Nampak sangat dia pn aware meka cam paksa dia sangat pasang ngan Noni nih. Sheesh! Heliza wat tuk camera? Well ok then...
Kelas kak Fati, she told them to take time off and go about the Akademi
and try and be more aware of things they never noticed. I don't think
she meant Shawal going under the meja makan, or Mila bawah meja buffet.
Weird tol how these kids think. Second round of exercise to wander
around the corners, visualise mana member yang kena eliminate usually
goes to and does what, and also to look for a spot they'd miss if they
left the Akademi. Er...kenapa focus Heliza ek? Budget dia kuar ek? Among the places yang bebudak nostalgia. Aswad - Bilik Hotlink tempat RIzal slalu lepak Ebi - ruang makan mana semua slalu berkumpul
Shawal - bilik vocal sebab dulu penoh tak cukup ruang time reramai.
Also dapur sebab girls area, dan dance studio sebab tu tempat dia takut Mila - at the piano teringat Afiq bagi dia support masa that horrendous Gotta Tell Me week. Obviusly no one else said anything significant. Adnan's class was an eye opener. Dafi may just be below even the average boyband standard. Shawal struggle nak hit some notes. Ebi doesn't know how to enjoy his song, or sebut 'kasih' right, or at least he's worried about it. Mila is prone to screaming. Still. One of the few Jasmi Rejab classes revealed a lot too.
How he thinks skin tight jeans is still funky despite him looking like
he has matchstick thin legs (so Eighties!!!). How he thinks rolling up
hs sleeves makes him extra butch despite the voice. The point of the lesson? Nak bagik meka betolkan posture. Mila nak ikat rambut to allow her to balance the book while walking. Aswad lak ada naturally minimal resistance sebab walaopon licin, ada sikit agik leftover enough to hold the book in place.
Lum pe pe da sesi makan. Nampaknya si Ebi ni ada rahsia kenapa kentut
power. Sebab makan apa pon bubuh sos cili. Nasi lemak khabarnya pun
ek...anything and everything. The secret of endless flatulence kot.
Sesame Street was brought to you today by the letter F
Wednesday, May 02, 2007
Ni lak nak sambung entry pasal Monday lak. After I got down for
Genting, of course headed down to Astro for another assignment. Benda
aku nak meroyan ni pasal the beautification and landscaping works yang
tak abih kawasan ni. Da two weeks in a row, kalao ikut jalan Kelab Lumba Kuda tuh mesti jam. Why?
Sebab from the highway exit crawling all the way to the roundabout and
the turn off to the Palace Of The Glden Horses and also towards Taman
Teknologi Malaysia ni dahler sempit, bottle neck punya jalan, da dua
minggu berturut turut, rush hour aku tengok kawasan ni tambah sesak
sebab mangkuk jalan mana ntah mintak meka tanam pokok tepi jalan siang
siang banyak keta ni. Bodoh tol. Kalau sekali takpe. Minggu lepas
da kena sekali. This week was the same shit. Memang tak abih ler kalao
satu dua pokok tanak amik seminggu dua nih. Bangap
Actully
I don't think they were planting anything, but they just loved to
torture peopole b blcking the narrow road... sebab tak nampak pon
sorang pun yang bekerja. Like last week, they were all huddled with
their equipmnt and stuff, muking about, just causing a traffic jam. What a horrible waste of time. Pas abih assignment kat Astro, aku pun gerak ke Cheras ada hal sikit nak settle.
Cadang memula nak balik ke opis, abihkan story, then balik rehat sebab
mata pon da lebam da ni. Still not enough rest, despite getting just a
little more sleep in Genting, it was not enough nak catch up with the
amount I needed to make up for the lack of throughout the whole week
before. Tapi petang lak ada ne more assingment, kali ni kat Habib Jewels kat Ampang. Hah...which leads me to an interesting trivia question. |Teka milik artis mana kah kaki artis ni? Kalau biasanya dia dikenali ngan kasut tumit tinggi je!
Kalau
anda ikutkan clue yang diberikan, dan anda nyatakan...Fazura...anda
memang betul. Matilah aku kena carut ngan Fazura kang. Heh..habih
trademark kasut tinggi. Ampun Fazura. Tamau kena tampo ngan selipar jepun ko lak.
Si Fazura ni actually hadir sekali ngan si Fahrin ke Habib dan lepak
sama ngan kami. They were the other two celebs yang ada, so apa lagi? Sesi carutan yang amat ler. Sekali sekala jumpa, anyam ler ketupat. SI Farihad lak yang paling rajin pot pet ngan Fazura ler. Fahrin lak dok kena usik pasal nasi ayam (padan moka, da tau Habib ni dekat je cawangan kedai tuh kan). Heh...everyone was fair game. Mawi yang ada sekali pening je nak layan kami kecoh, tapi last last join.
It was actually a simple event sebab sebenarnya Habib tengah ada
clearance sale ke sale haper, sampai 70%.Kira Mawi wat appearance dan
mini show ler sambil si Fahrin dan Fazura ni pon datang mai lambai
lambai. Most of the items tak menangkap minat aku sebab honestly,
Habib punya jewellery nih, tua sangat designs dia. Very the sesuai tuk
makcik makcik le though there were ne or tw baubles yang caught my eye. Aku hanya mampu tarik nafas and walk away sebelom trgoda nak berbelanja. Siot je...time ada duit, ada sale ni...seksa tol. But managed to stand my ground and walk out of the shop without spending anthing (unbelieveable kan?) Feels good! I may just be a reformed shopaholic! NOT!
Sempat ler talk to Mawi pasal Shahrill ni sebab Mawi pun minat magic
nak berguru kan? Si Shahrill lak pon minat Mawi so ok ler dia dapat
ajar Mawi. Bukan senang nak jumpa capable magician nak ajar woo!!!
We'll see where that goes dan apa apa kang, keep posted for
developments. Had a bite to eat upstairs, we all headed down again.
Cramped the elevator between the few of us (teringat kentut Ebi dan
bayangkan kalao aku lepas bom apa jadik)
Lepak
kejap lagi, walaupun resisting temptation tapi usha gak ler beberapa
items on sale ngan si Farihad dan Fazura. Si Fahrin dok tepi je sebab
dia tak larat shopaholics nak brwsing ni (sebenarnya nak keja masuk
jumpa seseorang kan, heh!) Erm...kenapa ramai sangat kawan nama start F
ni. Decided to leave the shop...but not before si Botak tunjuk
hobby dia yang dulu number one (selain mancing - matilah aku kena carut
kang!) sebelom digantikan ngan magic, which is photography!
What's
with the hat la??? Ngada tol botak ni. Tak lama agik kamera tuh kompol
habuk ler bila asik dok main magic je. Masa mini show kat Habib pun dia
selit gak aksi dia. Headed back home, emailed stories and felt
comatose sebenarnya tapi tahan sebab tamau tidur awal sangat. Harus ler
pagi pagi buta bangun kang kalao sleep to early....besides da letih
sangat ni yang susah nak tidur. So what did I do? Nak tidur ni amik ler ubat yang sesuai. Yes I watched Diarrhea laporn kedua minggu kelapan! Alamak....da dapat reward tuh let it be a proper reward ler. Ni main paintball lak. Sheesh! Alamak...si chef Adabi tuh ada.
And susah susah nak kuar nak reward jumpa lak tenaga pengajar kat sana.
I know if I were the kids I know who I would have shot. By the way korang perasan tak perlu ke bunting dan poster Adabi kat background tuh. Ada je... Ganas gak si Mila ni. I wouldn't having her on my team kalao camni.
Abang Adnan kuar dulu kan? (kena hentam ngan tiga pelajar) Then Khairul
Najmi yang pepandai tembak cameraman (go Dafi go Ebi). Power gak si
Heliza...nampaknya the girls rocked!!!! Si Roslan pon kena tembak. Er
si Dr Love ni kenapa? Masuk sesi motivasi lak, rasa ngarut je nak
discuss pasal sapa sanggup nak ganti tempat yang tersingkir.
Hish...siap projection and all punya presentation. Erm...ni cam
motivational seminar tuk corporate strategy je. Come on! These
kids are not deep enough to understand all this. Forget the metaphors
and get more literal with these kids on more direct relevancy. Alamak...da masuk da mamat haidresser ni nak promo Loreal. Nampaknya si Dafi seronok je main ngan rambut Candy ni ek. Moka Shawal kena ngan mamat hairdresser ni cam tension abih. Heh...who wouldn't be?
Rambut Aswad leh wat apa apa ke? Cuba bukak headband tuh nak top depan
yang membotak first of all. So in the end, rambut Ebi jer ler jadik
mangsa. Lepas geam nampaknya si Aswad ni sampai si Ebi ni terbakar lak
telinga. Kelakar ler Aznil umum masaalah teknikal AF Xtra kat broadband ni tapi tetap mntak orang langgan. Perah jangantak perah.
Ebi at least kena sikit sikit je, si Heliza melecur lak tangan ek nak
wat rambut Mila. Elok tuh....masuk Akademi, last last cedera
sebab wat benda tak perlu. Si Dr Love lak syok sendiri, dan
end up nak style kan si Aswad, yang nampaknya cam furball by the end of
it. hah...nampak terus balding pattern pala dia. Nampaknya
inferiority complex si Aswad pasal rambut nih. You should... Last last tak pakai headband ni...rambut semua sapu ke depan lak. Awmnigawd!!! Perlu ke nak hairstylist ni with the silly games. Aswad tanya rambut ok? Aku tanya balik ni...rambut apa? Takpe la...janji tak nampak headband kepam dia lagik tuh. Ebi nampak smart tapi that's given da. Please ler potong rambut ddia.
Dafi dan Candy memasing rambut sama je...erm...Mila punya rambut lak
cam kejung. Si Shawal pun needs a proper cut and not the nerdy lok yang
stakat nak pakai wax dan spray. Eh eh..si Roslan ada masa evaluation. FINALLY! Stuju pasal Heliza ni gedil masih tak amik pot. Si Shawal dipuji showmanship, which I agree too.
Aswad di puji hanya sebab better than expected? But then again. apa
sangat expectations kat dia nih? Hish...maintain a uniform standard
la...not apply differently to different students. Ebi was mostly
comments pasal posture which affected his vice. Bab Dafi kata singing
dia improve (gelak sat). Bab attitude dia aku stuju la at least dia leh
accept challenges. That much I have to give credit to him. Si Candy kena tegur pasal voice control. Stuju ngan Syafi sangat because she doesn't know what to do with her powerful voice. Mila perasan kelemahan dia senfiri which is a good sign, walaopon mistakes dia not too noticeable. And that was it...ngantuk terus aku....
PS
- Malam ni aku update pasal Diarrhea semalam dan malam ni. Also nak
komen sikit pasal Astr yang ngok sibuk prkatakan nak AFMASUK, yang
kecoh dari semalam. Padahal sebelom ni tak abih2 stiap hari setiap
minggu laungkan pergi tak kembali. Biasa la... layan lagu tema
Apprentice jer...money money moneyyyyy...MONEY!!!!!!
Ni
sambung entry hutang. Balik je dari AIM on Saturday night, malas tunggu
bab repeat repeat, so headed to torrents to check out how was the
concert malam tuh.. Yerlah...macam macam report dapat asal konsert, but
au nak gak check it out for myself. And safe to say pas tengok, Astro memang hampeh. Full of contradictions. Amik pengetua konon tegas takleh bagi nangis, tapi bagik trigger cam babeng...
Konon nak cari bakat, amik pengkritik emo marah takleh hargai bakat,
tapi wat lawak bodoh tol tuk naikkan undian orang based on sympathy.
Stupid...stupid...stupid...malas carut tak henti...because I won't stop
kala camni. Hurmphh...amik ko repeat performance Mas dari musim kedua
ler.
Semua pelajar - Lagu Bonus - Joget Pahang (Siti Nurhaliza)/Joget Si Pinang Muda (Noraniza Idris)
For some reason, aku rasa cam this was so uninspired. Sebab ni kali
pertama aku nonton dan nilai konsert mingguan melalui kaca TV (laptop
actually), so my judgement lain sikit kot sebab judge the music as
heard on TV and n at the venue yang memang lain. But caught some
people looked as bored as I was throughout the performance. The only
person yang caught my eye throughout the song was si Candy je. Lain dari tuh, nothing much. Boring, nothing else managed to capture my attention dan just a waste of time.
Bab nak tarik audience tuh, erm...was just cheap attempt ler. Simply
trying to jazz up the event so hard that it was just...oh well. Wonder how many changed the channel at this point? Erm...was I the only one who felt that Aznil kept screaming throughout? Why can't he use normal speech levels?
Oh by the way, the whole se-up onstage was a tad over, dan nampak cam
kedai pengantin kat Pandan Indah lak. Erm...a little tacky and without
reason for them to overdo it. Erm....kenapa lak Salih Yaacob jadik judge? Layak ke? Oh well... The second bonus song at the end of the show was as boringly over delivered as the first. So there...
Heliza - Rindu Merindu ( Fauziah Idris) Cantik baju dia (ala Jee nih) tapi kenapa lak dia dressed up cam orang tua. She just looked old, like someone's mother.
Bab berbalas pantun...on TV it didn't work ler lawak Aznil sebab mata
dia asik dashing to the cue cards, which didn't make it appear
impromptu. On her intro, Heliza started way too shaky, and her vibrato had the same effect as fingernails on the blackboard. I have a feeling she just isn't letting go her voice, and she more often than not ends up sounding constipated.
Masuk chorus baru she sounded ok, but still she ends up simply
overdoing it. Why can't anyone tell her to quit it and just sing
straight and not moderate her voice so much that apa yang kuar ni cam
just a trickle of her actual suara. Week seven and still no originality. Camna ni...aduh... PS - patutler muzik sedap..pemuzik profesional rupanya, bukan polyphonic ringtone.
Permulaan yang baik? Jee dengar ke tak nih? Alamak!!!! Tu kakak Candy
posing tuk camera lagik!!! Damn...pening...lagik pening bab Salih ni
komen, sebab dia ni irrelavant tol. Didn't knw they wanted a comedian
to punctuate the critics.
Shawal - Joget Kaki Lima (Dahlan Zainuddin)
Balasan pantun dari Shawal yang bertanya mana lebih sesuai antara Erra
Fazira dan Fasha Sandha memang was just rude, too rude to be on TV. Ada ke Aznil jawab camni (bagi sapa yang miss)
Aishwarya Rai dan Abishek Bachan, pasangan sejoli teruna dara Susah sangat ke nak buat pilihan Dah tatau yang mana dara tahan dan juga mana yang tiada dara?
Erm....just silly and too coarse for a prigramme watched by kids. Kalau
sebut janda takper ler lagik kan...because the term takde dara ni cam
kasa sangat. Comedy at the expense of being insulting. On
Shawal's performance, aku seksa tengok dia punya low notes dia ni as he
had to dip really low to come up with barely audible notes. Kenapa lah
bebudak ni sampai tahap ni. Most of them seem to have the same problem.
He didn't do bad enough to justify kedudukan dia yang second last by
the end of the concert. Arghh!!! Tu si kakak Candy senyum kerang busuk
pose ayu! Pening! Arghh!!! Senyum pose tuk camera ok! No! No! No!
Mental block...
Aswad - Penyu Menangis (Sudirman) Amboi! Cantiknya lip gloss Aswad yang pink! Sesuai ngan bedak tempek empat inci mka dia sampai kelabu.
Ada peminat Aswad kata aku bias kat dia nih bab nak evaluate dia, tapi
seriously he has some major problems kalau tak nyanyi rock kapak. Can't
see him doing anything else. He was flat and off key in some parts...not too bad, but still noticeable.
Stage performance dia buruk siot...tak abih abih tangan dia pegang
perot, kalao tak geleng pala sana sini, while he generally stayed
rooted at one spot thrughout the show. Bab last....it was
just...ewwww... Ogy has to seriously got to be kidding bila kata dia
leh diterima sebab vocal dia. And kali kedua dia sebut
centrepoint...nak sangat Centrepoint, kat Kota Kinabalu ada
tuh...tengah bandar, tempat lepak ramai bebudak. First time takde pam jamban bagi performance Aswad...
Ebi - Berdendang Dalam Tangisan (Jamal Abdillah)
It was weird to see him dressed up as so, and yet try and execute step
silat. I thought the whole performance was nice, but not fantastic. The
song just wasn't him. Tapi geram tol...pengkritik semua cam bias
just because he's at the top. Jee kata he can do better, have we
forgotten to mention him in comparison with the others? Hattan kata dia masuk je sumbang....lupa lak bab orang lain sumbang nak sebut ek, siap pujian melambung.
Ogy nak marah pasal silat...nak kata dia counting...aku leh maapkan.
But she's whacked sebab nak kata step moden, dia pakai tuh apa?
Salahkan tenaga pengajar le. You have lost your magic kata Ogy.
Meka beriya je magic magic...yang konon ada magic yang takde magic ngan
penonton. They've forgotten this shw is for the fans, not the critics
and their personal opinion doesn't matter, but their professional
evaluation does. Why the bloody hell si Salih nih...lawak hanj sangat tetiba...tak penting tol ada pengkritik camni.
Dafi - Joget Angan Tak Sudah (Jay Jay)
Ok this was just weak. He got lost somewhere between the backing vocals
and the music. And he was flatter than an anorexic stick insect and
more off key than expected. Konon ada member bagitau he did good ler apa ler...but aku dengar horror. Stage performance dia? Amateurish at best. Awmigawd...Jee kata dia improve! Ogy bagik lampu biru! Yang si Aznil nak mintak tuk lampu biru tuh kenapa? Ngan Jee dan Salih Yaacob. Yang lain tak lak merayu mintak lampu biru...
God...can they stop with the stupid blue lights already. Nak orang
jadik panduan konon padahal bunyi bias manjang pengkritik. Pastuh lak
nak wat apa? Apa gunanya? Ke nak menidakkan pilihan pengundi?
Candy - Tari Silat Melayu (Aishah)
Dari buka mulut, aku terpaksa nak katakan she was easily the best for
the night. Tapi takde ler aku nak tekan lampu biru terus kalau yer pun
aku ada peluang nak tekan lampu biru tuh seawal tuh. Nilai puas puas
dulu kan? Merasalah emo... Candy's only weakness is that she has a
big voice tapi sometimes it overwhelms her sebab she tries to do
something unnecessary because she feels her ability justifies the need
for that. Again, she should keep it to the necessary until she really
is sure what she can do with it. At some points dia cam nak terbabas sebab carried away, but she did execute enough control to make sure that didn't happen. Someone please do NOT invite si Salih Yaakob lagik with his stupid jokes. Did he call her Shandy? So not funny.
Mila - Dondang Dendang (Noraniza Idris)
She was fabulous, tapi kalao banding Candy, aku letak dia sebaris sje
ebab aku da awal awal kata this is her forte, so memang no hal ler nak
deliver. Unsurprisingly she was excellent in her delivery, cuma sikit sangat ler cacat cela yang hardly noticeable. Malas komen lebih...the two girls rocked ler.
Jap...sebelom proceed....heh...Aznil...sebut Diarrhea ek? Bangga ok
sebab dipopularkan kat sini ok, terima kasih pada Diarrhea Harian yang
kami terpaksa lalui tiap Isnin ke Jumaat. Mak aih!! Pemenang pakaian laki nih..erm...cam Ginger lak hidung.Feel baju J.Lo ke transparent nih Heh! Pakaian tercantik bagik pompuan....erm...no komen (sri akak)
Anyhoo...tak paham tol ler at the end of it all...apa tujuan nak wat
kejutan last tuh. Nak sangat kot si Aznil menyanyi, sebab almost every
week, ada je dia nak nyanyi dari start of the season. Musim kelima ni
semakin dia menjadi. Dari start nak nitis airmata when they brought
on all the parents, tapi the moment pas Mila, dan Dafi da ada parents
meka kunjung, camera da fokus kat si Aswad, da oleh tangkap apa motif
meka wat segment ni. By the time the rest of the parents came out
for Heliza, Ebi, Shawal and Candy, it was obvious apa Astro nak
buat. Stupid, pathetic and lame attempt at getting a few tears
and more votes. Sama cam kes Mas masa musim kedua. Ngarut kata nak kongsi sayang and all, it was just stupid!!!!
How dare they play with such sentiments! This was lowest of the low and
totally unnecessary! Bukan je kejam bagi Aswad....tapi juga pada
keluarga Aswad, which undeniably they could have brought his
relatives. So apart from a syok sendiri segment, it became this
well crafted ploy nak meraih undi bagi Aswad or in other words lebih
untung tuk Astro. By the end of the concert...ada yang nak dok
jeling tak puas hati konon peminat tak undi bakat, padahal orang yang
upah ko dodok kerusi tuh, yang nak meraih undi camtuh. Kalao cakap lebih sangat, tak puas ati sangat, lawan ler balik against gimmicks like this ler. Stakat pose muka takyah. "Semua pelajar yang tersingkir akan membawa diri di luar sana...itulah janji kami...tidak akan balik...pegi tak kembali..." Blah blah blah...
Oh and the whole kentut thing they showed ngan clips Aswad, Ebi,
Dafi dan Shawal farting in the Akademi was so...hurmphh.... nampak
sangat takde idea that flatulence becomes prime time fare. Apapon...kentut Ebi nampaknya paling kuat dan paling kaw skali.
Heh...silly la...nampaknya the whole show went down the drain early on,
but with this konsert yang Astro sink to new depths of yuckiness, it''s
just flushed down the toilet da. Baik aku sambung nonton my latest downloads of Pussycat Dolls Presents : The Search For The Next Doll. Tapi kena gak layan Diarrhea hari pertama minggu kelapan. Nak tengok sapa dapat lagu apa kan.
Aznil nak mintak maap lak? Niat tak penting. On TV kena ingat sikit.
Not the first time something like this has happened and you'd think
they would have learned their lesson by watching what they say. Bukan
benda tuh impromptu...da siap rehearsal. Ingat ler sikit. The 'exclusive' scenes or latihan ala koir and with the musicians was nothing great, tak paham kenapa meka kata eksklusif.
Apapun, kalau tuan pengetua tak wat minus one minggu ni, kenapa masih
the whole week tak nampak muka dia sangat kat Akademi. Pelik tul musim
ni. Only thing worth noting was that si EBi ketika practise, he didn't sound as lazy as he did in the eventual performance.
Adengan meka bersiap tuk konsert ak lak aku tergelak sebab tunjuk semua
bermake-up, timbul lak persoalan, si Aswad kena make up ni perlu ke kat
dahi sedangkan erm...paham ler. Huh...alasan nak bagik Aswad lebih
bersemangat konon, nak play that stupid dumbass attempt nak perah
airmata. If nothing else, I think it was more of a distraction than
anything elese to play with the student's emotions rather than motivate them.
Moving on with the finger and hand painting session, erm..kelakar lak
the kids coming up with laughable 'abstract' paintings and trying to
explain them. Macam macam. Anyway, ni lagu lagu tugasan tuk konsert minggu kelapan
Lagu bonus senua pelajar - Phantom Of The Opera (Phantom Of The Opera OST) Lagu bonus pelajar lelaki - Jangan Cepat Marah (Aznil Nawawi) Lagu bonus pelajar perempuan - Wajah Rahsia Hati (Fauziah Ahmad Daud) Mila - Aku Takkan Bersuara (Nike Ardilla) Candy - Perhaps Perhaps Perhaps (Lila Downs) Dafi - It's Gonna Be Me (N'Sync) Shawal - Kaulah Segalanya (Hazrul Nizam) Ebi - Kisah Kau Dan Aku (Alleycats) Heliza - Kesal (Ella) Aswad - Korban Cinta (Aris Ariwatan)
Lagu bonus this time will be great sebab lagu tema for Phantom Of The Opera. Just hope they don't destroy it.
Lagu bonus pelajar lelaki no komen ler, while yang perempuan nya yang
da leh agak sebab lagu Hattan dan Jee kan da ada so far, so add one
more ler...nak lengkapkan former hits pengkritik. Mila, Candy serta Eliza have very different songs yang memang besh.
Dafi dijadikan boyband skali lagi, while Shawal nampaknya da kena push
ke ballads. Ebi pun ok choice of song dia while si Aswad dapat
stereotyped tune. We'll see just have to see lor how they fare. Oh
by the way, didn't say kan Sunday aku wat per. Well, pas KO n Sturday
balik about 5am or so, decided in the morning to head fr an extra
assignment. Siang tu ada event Big Walk Malay Mail kat Padang Merbok. By noon, da gerak ke Genting Highlands tuh assingment bonus gituh to watch Olivia Newton John in concert. Awesome!!! Mula mula malas sebab memang keletihan ler pas tak cukup tidur (make that no sleep at all) after the night before. More than 24 hours of no sleep is hardly funny, tapi tidur jer ler sejam or so dalam perjalanan ke Genting. Naik je pala da berdenyut nak pecah. Umur skang, tak cukup tidur horror sikit. Popped by Starbucks, and got my first meal of the day. Lahap sikit pastuh slept for about an hour or two. Went down for dinner and then to the Arena of Stars to meet the rest of the guys yang hadir sekali untuk konsert tuh.
All I can say is...AMAZING!!!! Walapon rasa pala nak pecah, telan dua
biji Uphamol pun pala throbbing all over, still by the time the concert
started, lupa da segalanya. For those yang late twenties onwards memang akan minat ler Olivia.
I mean, of course there's the whole Grease soundtrack cam Hopelessly
Devoted To You (one of my fave songs of all time), Summer NIghts, We Go
Together and Youre The One That I Want. Lom agik her own retro hits like Xanadu. She even did this new arrangement of Physical.
Tapi dalam bebanyak lagu hit dia, aku paling nak nitis airmata masa dia nyanyi I Honestly Love You. Arghhh!!! I remember zaman sekolah dulu siot layan lagu ni....memang a trip down memory lane.
Malas nak amik pics sebab memang not in the mood, plus pikirkan blog
entry banyak sangat nak update, perlu ke nak add on agik.
Heh...so srry guys...no pic... made a few audio recordings though and layan on the way back from Genting the next day. And that was pretty much it. Not that interesting for some, but awesone for me.
Music is beautiful, no matter what language it is in. It transcends the boundaries of race, religion, and even that of a geographical nature. Here's my list of songs from Indonesian pop and rock acts that are on my playlist, some of which are my all time favorites. Some old, some new and some just bloody timeless. Enjoy the sounds and listen beyond the music and the words - and instead tune into the emotions of each tune. No matter what genre they may be.
Say NO! to the hateful and malicious nature of some who choose to close our local music market for fear of competition simply because they are unable to compete, and unwilling to even try.
Support Malaysian music. Don't kill it by being ignorant. Music is ever evolving, and our local sound is slowing being rendered irrelevant. This is my protest against those who choose to be anti-Indonesian music, simply because SOME of our local talents and recording outfits are too lazy to innovate and create. This is the sound of Indonesia today. Are we up for the challenge to evolve and produce better music in healthy competition?
WHAT I'M ON
KLUBBKIDD
So...just what do you want to know about me?
I'm simple, and yet complicated.
It's as simple as that...but then again, perhaps not.
My life is kinda like my job, an oxymoron. Try this one out for size...'ethical journalist'. See, told you so.
Anyway, here's a brief (yeah right!) intro to my life.
I'm a proud Malaysian (and I mean literally!), of Chinese descent. I'm Christian (Roman Catholic!).
I'm kinda whacked. I believe in piercings, dyed hair, black nails, silver studs. leather and spiked accessories and oh... tattoos...body art is just that...art. Apart from anything else that will make me worth staring at.
Right now, I have a total of seven piercings (three on lobes - two left one right, left ear cartilage, nose, lower lip and tongue) with three taken out on brow (one ripped) as well as three tattoos with more to come.
Forget the tough exterior, cause I believe in hugging my parents, crying when I feel like it, require tender moments with my significant other, and I appreciate my friends. As Kim from America's Next Top Model said it best. "What's my secret? I may look tough on the outside, but really, I scream like a girl!"
Fictional?
I 32 as of last July 17, and it's past the mid life crisis come early for me as I struggled to deal with the coming of age thing. I am working as a freelance senior entertainment journalist, a job which I have been at ever since I decided to quit college, two subjects short of graduating. I was taking my Diploma In Sound and Audio Engineering. Until recently that is.
Now I do a lot of freelance overall talent consultancy which includes image and communication. I am also in the process of starting my own company klubbkidd Sdn Bhd, which is producing its first TV show from a format that I have created myself. The show will most likely be on air sometime end 2008.
I have donelive sound production for some concerts and shows and a little bit of studio work in hopes of becoming a sound engineer with what I've studies, when I turned back to my first love, writing.
Was doing general news, specialized awhile in politics, did a little features, crime, business and sports and dabbled in related journalism fields before finally settling into my current position, thankfully, entertainment, the perks of which is doing what I've always loved (writing and indulging in music) and also backstage passes to meet my favorite acts. It's eleven years now, and I'm still golding it there.
Looking back - whatever's gone on in my life - it's not too hard to be positive and look ahead, with more pleasant of the memories to make the journey a little easier.
And these very memories which I cherish so, are the reasons behind why I started blogging.
The friendships and variety of relationships I've been through, allow me to highlight the mistakes I've made and how not to repeat them, not to compromise my principles too much for love, and also a balance in sacrificing my ego, and how I must learn to be stronger in the face of adversity.
So I've never figured myself to be a real hoot.I pace on day by day, occasionally skipping, sometimes with just a little jaunty bounce. More often than not, I go smack! either on my rear end (which needs more meat) or flat on my face.Life treats me well, I suppose, so I shouldn't gripe. I am stll my own hero - that's positivity through self-affirmation for you.
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