Nurul, Zahid, Farhan dan Diddy of team Astro.

Akma and her sister lak dalam myTeam

Duta FMI tahun ni, Farah Fauzana

Walaupon ari ni takde pasal Diarrhea, ni ada sikit aku nak cakap. Bosan tol trend setiap Akademi Fantasia. Everytime the competiton starts, so does musim langau.
Maksudnya ada je ler yang start masuk rumah aku ni bising tuh dan nih.
Oh well...aku malas nak cakapkan apa, cuma aku sediakan Ridsect satu tin je nak spray...
Apapun, thanks to my secret provider of damaging pictures, pada peminat Rizal (ada ke?) aku dedicate korang gambar gambar ni.
Ingat gambar gambar ni ek sebelom nak abihkan something like 65 sen nak AFUNDI tuh. Dahler dua minggu performance terburuk tapi tak keluar keluar lagik.
Enjoy the pics...and watch out for more.

First aku nak start with my little photographic tribute to Shawal dan Heliza. Dua orang yang kian hari kian menjadi favourites aku tuk musim ni.
Kalao korang nak amik pics ni nak edit ker haper ke post memana au izinkan...tapi kalao leh please credit aku with a link here ok.
Ok...so masa masuk dewan semalam, the situation was chaotic in the dewan to say the least.... yerlah...kalao da venue kecik, tetiba tuan rumah lak beriya nak penuhkan ruang kalahkan seperti buat kat Stadiumn Negara wat camna kan?
Berpuluh seat tetiba reserved sampai yang ada ticket mai awal pon kena dok belakang...kesian..deja vu lak aku cam kat Mesra Sokmo Cit Cat...kannn!!!!
Oh well...entahlah.
Nak kata dewan packed pon tak...tamu jer lebih. Nak kata tamu kehormat ke tak...no komen.
Sebenarnya dari luar dewan pon da ada dak kuarga Akademi Fantasia yang dijemput menhadiri pon da mengeluh ngan keadaan. Entah lah tuan rumah ting tong sebab banyak urusan kot sampai tamu dijemput pon wat tak kuasa mau melayan.
Hrmmm...oh whatever.
If we had anything better to do on Saturday night... and we didn't have to work...
Anyway, bab intro, matila memang Astro tak meletop melalui program meletop je pakai pyro nak pekakkan orang pada nyanyian yang bakal sumbang.
And what can I say about the intro.
Apala konsep posa mannequin, konsep menari cam robot ke ala Bring It On??? Bring on those spirit fingers!!!...everything else is aleady tacky as it is. If they thought that was funny, I bet the same people who thought it up pun rasa Raja Lawak leh pecah perut kot.IT WAS NOTHING SHORT OF RETARDED!!!
Mai kita undi sapa rupa pasling spastik....I think Rizal dan another person tuh, paling sesuai untuk jadi calon Raja Lawak ketika intro dan pengenalan tu.
Trust ler Astro nak bagi Aswad last konon nak hype up dia. Ok...I change my mind. He looks most spasticated among them all la.
Mesti prodcution ala ala Zana tertekan kan, dalam nak mencari idea baru sampai terpaksa wat Raja Lawak The Sequel.
Eh...dengar lak meka kan teguran orang nak dedahkan kedudukan akhirnya.
These were the opening rankings, Dafi, Heliza, Aswad, Fatin, Ebi, Rizal, Shawal, Farha, Candy, Afiq , Noni, Dekna and Mila. Merasalah duo anak Datuk conquer!!!!
Argh...bila dia ada dalam dewan agik nyampah lak aku tengok Aswad....
Eh...Candy nyanyi dulu....moka cam Farahdhiya lak. Tapi versi kemetot ler.
Alahai...kalau biasa trigger tuh wat secara mengejut, kali ni lak Ruth Sahanaya, Titi DJj dan Kris Dayanti di bawa awal awal. Yerlah nak promo konsert malam esok kan...aduh. Nampaknya Akademi Fantasia ni dicommecialkan da jadik iklan lak diselit masuk.

Candy - Semua Jadi Satu (3 Diva)
Nak komen ala Jee leh tak? She looked good! Ada ler part of a star.
She did pretty ok, tapi sebab music banyak improve senang sikit nak dengar kot. But she was slurring from the, and suka lak dia ni meneran jer.
Her high notes were relatively well handles tapi she really has to improve her grasp of the lower range. Pitchy sana sini sikit...but ok.
By the way did anyone notice that disturbing Winamp visualizer kat belakang in the backdrop tak. Aduh...graphics gagal.
Back to the show, I think Candy did ok...though she lost the diva mood and at times looked a bit more glorified lounge singer.
Was it just me or did the music towards the end pitch down? Korang perasan tak? Tetiba je...
Uwaa...Jee da pandai nak amik notes. Motif perlu baca takleh explain direct? Hurmph!
Hattan on the mark, Ogy lak komen pasal sustaining the energy level ketika persembahan.Statement of the night dari kak Ogy : Play with the camera .... aiyo...jangannnnn dikkk...ingat Zana!
Matilah aku mencarut.

Rizal - Kembali Merindu
Ye mula je da leh kata dia ni confirm pemenang Piala Sumbangsih. No vocal projection and horrendous on the low notes.
Takpela...kalau tatau melodi apa lagik, thrust your pelvis lambung telor sat konperm undian masuk. Selamat lagi seminggu bila pengundi yang gersang dan gedik rupa elok menghabiskan duit. Gembira Astro..
Persembahan dia cam trying too hard, and at times kalahkan kebadutan seseorang tu. He seriously is one of the worst.
Takpelah dik...kalau kuar Akademi Fantasia, leh carik keja kat Patpong kat go go bar. Kalau tak pon podium dancer kat Blue Boy ek...matilah Down Under katanya.
Semput, sumbang, bosan, and just too bloody lewd. Yer...this is wholesome family entertainment. Who would have thought lagu Slam leh lambong telor masin sampai camtuh.
Heh...aduh...si Jee lak emo siot!
Yes, another penyanyi fun fair dilahirkan.
Mmm..nampaknya while si Jee working hard nak credibility, si Hattan dan Jee lak melayan siot si Rizal ni. Pening... Ni cam planning je nak elakkan Jee from looking too bimbo through her comments in looking like she is intelligent unlike last week.
Leh bertahan agik dak ni...whatever...esok lusa kuar kan, tak ngaku kang bertanggungjawab tuk hasilkan penyanyi camni.

Ebi - Bailamos (Enrique Iglesias)
Start je lagu, haram sepatah aku paham apa dia nyanyi. Walaopon aku maintain tone Ebi ni sedap sebenarnya, tapi dia kena penyakit si Rizal da....syok sendiri.
And it seems the dancers pon...sampai tahap step pon tak ingat tak mampu.
Erm...ni dak kecik yang ada kat Macam Macam Aznil...gelek besh tapi dia tak wat bootylicious langsung cam dulu.
Nampaknya Jee stress dalam nak buktikan she's worth her salt in the seat....oh well. She really needs to try harder.
Mmm...Hattan kata ok lagik. Hmm...Ogy lak wat statement tergoda?
"I feel your sexiness".
Mmm...CONFRIM ni mesti kena directive dari Astro cam nak reverse minggu lepas bagi ruang kat Jee nak shine konon become the evil one, while the other two jadik bimbo in terms of komentar lak sebab Jee kena hentam sebelum ni.

Heliza - Aku Bukan Untukmu (Rossa)
Lower notes a little shaky and bit off here and there, tapi awmigawd awmigawd awmigawd....ala Zana ni...she can sing.
I know she has pitching and problems and lack of control here and there, but overall, she still performed with much poise and grace with much potential to show for.
You want to talk about potential? Here she is!
Not her best show...for sure. But a promise of much better things to come.
Hmphhh... I think meka lebih jujur dalam kritikan kat dia sebab obvious dia top three sebab fan favourite so selamat ler konon nak kritik lebih lebih.
No matter what the agenda, aku rasa not fair je, sedangkan anak Datuk dua oang yang top three cam bagi can je dalam berkomen.
Who cares what they say? It was an excellent performance and she kicked ass again!

Fatin - Bila Rindu Ku Sebut Namamu (Siti Fairuz)
Setelah sup perut, kami terus ke hidangan sup tulanglak. Matilah bak kut teh!!!! Sop tulang dan daging *toot*.
Syabas kepada Fatin kerana telah berjaya menjadi Haziq, tapi kalao dia dulu memperjuangkan asli, ni lak memang Dangdut Idol lah!
Kenapa bulu dada dia terkeluar? Style apalak tuh??? Tak sesuai ngan tagline dia...
Style baju ko robek kat belakang telah ku pakai skin coloured top supaya tak terdedah tolang tolang aku.
Oh God....nak tidur rasanya....she sucks! If they want to talk of potential, I honestly think meka kena pikir balik potential apa yang meka cari.

Farha - Biarkan Aku Menangis (Tommy J. Pisa)
The real surprise of the night. Walaupon ada yang pekak mengatakan persembahan dia bagus minggu lepas, I thought he was horrible.
But this week he did quite good and redeemed himself. Ada slip ups sana sini, tapi the only one with any real improvement, , maybe because of choice of song.
Walaopon si Mila wat sora Doraemon dalam nak backing, tak cacatkan show dia.
Bosan tol si Jee nih. Can she say anything that's relevant apart from stating the obvious?
Hattan pointed out more about dynamics and Ogy on penghayatan.
Hah...da bagi can send message kat mother, confirm ada makcik makcik AFUNDI....amik ko!
Hope he keeps improving, sebab I see him like Candy slowly developing to try and catch up with Heliza and Shawal.

Mila - Gotta Tell You (Samantha Mumba)
Nobita nyanyi dari start to end sumbang abih. Argh....nasib baik ada penaja tisu Premiere kat dewan ni. Dapat aku lap telinga aku yang berdarah nih....meleleh ok!
Apa punya backing music tuh kosong sangat???
That's the third song in a row horrible punya minus one.
Kalau korang penah dengar original version, you'd know the music tak busuk camni. Huh...da mula da....abih ler minah ni....dah ler lagu ni melody dia susah sikit, ngan muzik camtuh takde guide...good luck je la.
Dahler nyampah muzik, pastu sora Nobita dia....siap penyanyi lelaki sorang tuh yang midget tuh yang ciom pipi KD overdose joget cam show dia lak.
Jee actually point out macam macam...but she should have noticed there was no melody in the first place.
Blah blah blah...whatever....si Ogy nak komen pasai dia dan Afiq lak...dahler dak ni memang last...nampaknya tau je sapa yang sorong beg ler...obvious. Antara dua tuh je...bab kenen kenen ni lately confirmkan orang akan kena halau.
Worst performance of the night for girls, and as bad as Rizal.

Afiq - Biso Benor (Hattan)
Ada ler sorang ni bisikkan...dia ngaku kan dia epileptic...kira ada sawan *toot* ler.
Abih...si poyo ni...sesuai ler ngan dia. Sawan Afiq ler namanya...merasalah sawan poyo.
Ni ker performance yang diakatakan dia nak buat better than the original? Cakap je lebih...hasil? Nan ado katanya!
Start ngan kelas taichi warga emas, in a bad impersonation of Hattan, and then sombang here there, if he wasn't dead flat.
Performance overdose dan berangan sangat feeling superstar katanya....argh!!! Overacting tol!!! Sakit jiwa!!
Aku rasa aku lak nak kena sawan si poyo nih!!!!!
Matilah Jee kata dia nih leh versatile? Merasalah leh jadi bottom!
Boring....someone please put him on the to be eliminated list. Oops....nampaknya wishes do come true.
Merasalah critics pun lak membosankan.
Except Ogy yang kata ada tenaga. Merasalah tenaga kinetik gerak tak abih abih step taichi flapping his arms about.

Noni - Mirai E (Kiroro)
She did ok vocally, but honestly it was nothing great, but a decent copy of the original. Tapi biasalah kalao da memasing miming skali, tau je ada lirik yang modified sana sini.
Tapi yang aku tension ngan dia wat performance ala Hari Penyampaian Hadiah (Sekolah Rendah Kampung Pelir Hitam lagik ke?)
Penghayatan cam lagu gi funfair naik kuda merry go round ler.
She was just bouncing up and down, and she didn't seem have a clue what the song was about. Of course I'm assuming they gave her the translation ler.
Jee kata berjaya cuit ati penonton. Hurm....suka tau speak for other people's behalf. Hattan was more obvious and forthcoming katakan dia ni memang ala tak paham.
Apa la percubaan berani lak si Ogy ni katakan, sedangkan lagu ni memang hit ngan bebudak, most people know this song anyway. And it's a freaking assignmen so apa lak cita nih berani ke tak?
Masa Yamada cakap tuh, aku cuma dengar cam dia cakap 'hanjeng'. Merasalah kalau dia carut on national TV pun orang tatau kan!
Bagus ek katanya...kalau da ajak mai takkan carut ler kan?

Dekna - Cinta (Amy Mastura)
Gedekna datang bali agik ngan...erm...gediknya. Oh God...that short dancer memang sakitkan hati siot!
Another Patpong attempt by her ngan gyration yang tak perlu by her ala Rizal dan Ebi.
But she didn't do half as bad though she sunk on the lower notes. Projection, baby, projection...
And I sure as hell tak nampak tol identiti dia langsung. Setiap lagu dia perform, she's coming across as a weak-ass copy of the original.
She struggled with the dance break and da tak mampu follow in the end, so sesuai ler gelek je keja dia sambil catwalk sana sini je.
Matilah you can be a joker kata si Jee...elok la...Raja Lawak musim kedua ler (ada ke?).
Ini seorang artis kata Ogy (artis majalah ke?)...erm...leh jadik pelakon katanya...(jangan lupa leh endorse Mamee Slurp)

Dafi - Pencinta Wanita (Irwansyah)
Ngan berpakaian cam dak tadika, Dafi diminta play with himself ler katanya kalao ikut Aznil. Heh...are you getting the horrible images I'm getting in my mind?
Affirming he likes women (yerla...aku memang pencinta wanita katanya), Jambu whispered his way through the song. Ala...Irwansyah wasn't all that great a singer anyway in the first place, so sebenarnya apa yang diuji melalui lagu ni?
Dafi sang through his nose thoughout, which I have to say is a skill. Aiyak...Kefli kembali in Dafi.
"Yang lembut seperti dia?" Ke Diya? Matilah aku kena carut ngan pencinta Jambu.
Yes...yes...just what we need. Another pretty boy who sings through his nose and harapkan yang gersang abihkan duit. Marketable?
Only if you think we need another one of those.
Tengok tuh? Jee pun kata kan...amik ler.
Hattan was more honest about he wasn't tested ngan lagu senang bantu dia dua minggu berturut turut.
Ogy was actually getting on my nerves, sebab for the second time, pas Rizal, dia merembes and allow it to influence her comments. Whatever....
Leh la jadik model Mamee Slurp ke...moka Durian Runtuh haper Mania program kaut untung tuh... cause mark my words, we'll see whre he is in a year.
Everytime musim Akademi Fantasia aku mesti kena carut kata aku tak paham bebudak ni talented and marketable. And then, when it proves to be true that they don't go anywhere, and people choose to argue the next season lak, they always look at the past failures like a one off.

The break was another hal. Dijemput ngan tamu lain tuk go have a bite kat backstage. Kesian Farihad kena laser sedas, "For staff only".
Leh?
Aku dengar member kena, aku terus tak kuasa nak join. Masuk balik dewan layan snacks aku lagik elok. Setakat kalao nak makan kuli kuli berangan, baik aku temankan Farihad je dok sembang pasal performance yang da lepas. Merasalah catering staff tu minta maaf ngan aku....aku lak tunjuk kat Farihad sambil walk off tak kuasa.
Oh by the way, at this point, yer Astro da confirm minggu depan konsert ketiga akan jalan, walaupun Maulidur Rasul.
Kononnya konsep persembahan minggu akan datang lak lagu berunsur keTuhanan or devotional or something along those lines.
Whatever....on with the show after the news.

Aswad - Nak Kahwin Duit Tak Ada (Sweet September)
Aku nyampah tol ler....two in one promotion siot. For slot MisteRIA ngan Aswad skali. Arghhh!!! Please lah. Anyone who thinks he looks or sings or acts like a star,
Aku rasa cam tengok audition kat @15 live lak...please lah.
So F****** amateur!!!
Overdose....rempit yang menyerupai Bangla ni menggila kat atas pentas trying to pull off something he's seen before.
Oh God....you call that singing?
No wonder ler pernah ada band dulu tak penah jalan kena masuk Akademi Fantasia lak.
Out his horrible ass!
Natural entertainer kata Jee. Someone remind her dia ni critic tuk Akademi Fantasia bukan tuk Raja Lawak, which is something she seems to be consistently forgetting.
Hattan kata dia best projection tapi tak sebut dia patut nya nyanyi...bukan menjerit.
Ogy pun same...kata elok. Leh?
Meka nak try and make him Mawi ler konon ler....yerlah...nak ply on people's sympathy, kesian blah blah blah....puji melambung sebab tengok ada AFUNDI masuk. Arghhh!!! Cam kesiallll!!!!
Stop trying to make another Mawi lah!!!
He's vocally bankrupt (is there such a thing?)
He's even more horrible to look at (kesian make-up artiste mesti kena burn span pas make up dia nak elak jangkitan)
He performs like a fun fair freak.
He looks like a bloody clothes hanger (sesuai dia ngan fatin poster models for anorexia)
He's failed before in his singing career ngan kumpulan dia, and we wonder why Akademi Fantasia thinks this has-been has got potential.
BUSUK!!!
I take it back about Rizal and Mila...they were both tied for second worst. Ass-wipe gets a historis three toilet plungers!

Shawal - Kenang Mengusik Jiwa (A. Ramlie)
My belief in his tone justified.
He performed quite well walaupon Astro badutkan dia ngan baju dan jambul overdose extension.
Honestly ler...teringat time Felix kena lak stereotype jadik court jester ngan pakaian dan pilihan lagu. Please lah...hopefully this doesn't happen.
When pretty boys like Dafi orang leh puji...talent cam dia dan Heliza yang ketara bagus langit dan bumi meka tak puji aku tatau ler camna.
Kalau my worst fears confirmed, akibatnya, lahirla ramai lagik artis mee segera.
Jee kata blah blah blah (not worth my time)
"I deserve my comment" kata Hattan. Matilah belajar ngan Najmi ting tong gak English dia. ENglish very the quality Akademi Fantasia.
Ogy obviously was trying (under directive ke) nak puji the faculty and students sampai nak puji sebakul, hmphhh!!!
What lah...so malu lah camni....plugging own product. Keji lah. But their own show meka leh wat kan...since they're shameless in this aspect.
Honestly... the kids improved sebab music improve SLIGHTLY. And that was it. Because they didn't do all that great in all.
And if anything, Dr Love and Mr Lovely takyah bangun sebab I don't see their contribution.
Apapun, Shawal was the best for the night! Undoubtedly!
 (patutnya 4 1/2 tapi tolak 1/2 sebab jambul menyakitkan mata!)

Menuju Puncak
Tetap remix busuk yang ala fengtau version of an old Burt Bacharah song. No effort langsung nak improve langsung walaopon ni tetap the worst version ever as agreed by the fans.
God have mercy with the stupid taichi (ala Poyo) and silat intro and outro.
Let's not forget holding the twinkle twinkle little star punya move tuh awal awal in the song.
Sad, pathetic and just stupid.
Let's not mention Ass-wipe was still the most horrible throughout.
Aku takleh terima yang ada mengatakan this version of Menuju Puncak kicks ass when it's so sucky and horrible. It inspired the third rate choreography we see, and honestly I don't blame Linda Jasmine at all because no one could choreograph that tune into something spectacular.
Aku perasan ada poll kat website Akademi Fantasia yang poll 'Adakah anda menyukai lagu tema Menuju Puncak versi baru?'
And guess what, yang menjawab Tidak accounted for 52.3% Yang katakan ya cuma 21.56%. That's less than a quarter, ok!
And despite this they still think fans like it? Apa sebenarnya yang susah meka nak ubah kan lagu tu to make it more interesting instead of more shitty.
In fact kalau nak kaji Akademi Fantasia Indosiar, I remember a season where every other week, meka ada tema, so Menuju Puncak meka diubah ikut tema yang ditetapkan, dari segi muzik, dan juga choreography.
Kenapa kita tak mampu ke?
And then we complain about Indonesians being better, bila tahap belajar pun bukan je pelajar malas tapi orang yang patutnya push these kids 2x5.
Oh by the way, aku pun tried nak join the poll... no prizes ler for guessing what my answer to the poll was.
But guess what happened. Dari berkali aku cuba, ini hasilnya. Did someone stop it because the percentage was getting too high?
Or did they run out of resources sebab exhausted their bandwidth or whatever bila orang masuk nak vote for a change. They's better change it this week...or I seriously don't know who's going to bother.

Apapun, without them releasing figures, Astro has to admit, no matter what their rating, jumlah AFUNDI yang masuk ni berkurangan. Why? Because loyal fans semua da tak kuasa.
So wake up and smell the coffee and start changing lah. Nak degil degil pun...korang gak yang rugi.
Back to the show.
Yeay...poyo kuar. Wishes do come true!!!
And by the way nak spekulasi sikit. Kan si Diya takde kat Dewan kan? Tak abih abih bab pergi tak kembali...
Nak tau sebab apa? RASANYA ler...sebab kalau bak bekas pelajar masuk dewan kena la bak Zana.
Amik ko kalau Zana dibawa masuk....bukan show Akademi Fantasia yang jadik focus.
Oh Gawddddd...honestly. Can't imagine having to sit through another eight concerts like this. They better buck up soon.
Oh by the way, before I end this posting, saja nak letak pic ni. I snapped this masa gi supper with a group of friends lepas the concert.
Erm...I don't now what everybody else would make of it...and I do know what it's referring to, but can't help it that other images are just popping into my mind.
This a DiGi ad...and I seriously wonder where they're heading with this campaign.
"Sshh, saya tengah main ni".
Matilah tertekan aku terus gelak nak tergolek tengah jalan time tengok ni.
Sempat tuh nak lari ke tengah jalan nak amik pic ni untuk posting ni.
There were a few other silly taglines, almost as bad as the kids for Akademi Fantasia this time around, but aku rasa this is the stupidest.
Reminds me of their silly DiGi Superstars campaign they recently embarked on. Pure, misdirected attempt at segmentd marketing. No wonder Hotlink's actually doing better than them and whooping their asses in the prepaid market.
Ok guys...gotta buzz off.
Kena finish some stuff and prepare to go out for dinner tonight. It's my mom's birthday and taking the family out to somewhere swanky for dinner. Kalau tak swanky sedap pun leh la. Heh!
Apapun, happy birthday mummy! Love you!
More updates tomorrow, aku actually ada benda nak kongsi tapi aku rasa posting posting aku ni da kerap sangat panjang lebar.
Anyway sorry for those of you yang tunggu update the past couple of days. Been really bogged down with work.
No excuse but really couldn't get th time to post my entries walaupon da siap.
Until tomorrow then...

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Juan Danza
Budiey
Ajami

 

TIba kat Dewan Sivik awal tadi. Best lak kali ni sampai awal sebab kebetulan ramai kawan kawan yang datang untuk show minggu ni
Memula sampai, si Bob ada ngan PA dia si Shuib. Lamanya tak jumpa!!!
Apa lagi...anyam ketupat ler pasal tuh nih.
Then baru nak lebih intense je gossip, si Marsha dan Kefli tiba, chaperoned by Kefli punya manager.
Yang pentingnya, ni gambar meka bersama..bagi sesapa yang minat Marsha dan Kefli (sorry ler...wat kali terakhir, Marsha dan Mawi cuma kawan rapat maa...)
Matila pasni lebih speku. Tapi thanks kids sebab sporting nak posing, walaopon terpaksa kuar pembaris tamao amik pics dekat dekat tau mengundang kontroversi katanya! Yang pentingnya, visually, I think they maku such a good couple.
Matilah pas gambar Yasmin Hani semalam, blog ni jadi papparazi tuk pics pasangan bercinta lak!
Jangan lak pasni semua nak request aku amik pic Mawi dan ikin da! No requests please!!! Pics as and when available je ok!

Hah!!!! Korang nak sensasi and exclusive?Ni dia Yasmin Hani dan boyfriend dia. Oops...ada boyfriend ek! Heh! Thanks Hani for the pose. Sebenarnya memula amik pic Hani dan *ehem* kawan dia....tapi decided nak wat pose ala snappy papparazi sikit ngan dia wat moka terkejut (molot cam tak betui je) while covering laki dia punya muka. Khas tuk nak paparkan sini.
Amacam? Ada cam cover majalah National Enquirer tak? Hani...you're just silly la gurl...and Iove you for that.
Actually Just back from the Mini Cooper S launch ikut my sis. Dia ajak temankan dia for the launch event kat the old Subang airport. Kelas siot...wat dalam hangar and all.
They definitely spent millions on the event alone. One thing's for sure aku tediam siot. Yerlah...Mini punya keta memang aku suka gila. And the new Cooper S memang meletop. But no way in hell will I be able to afford it...at least not for the next five years ler based on my financial forecast (yer yer jer kan...)
So for all you rich people out there who love my blog, send in your money to me via my Maybank account which is dangerously dipping near the cut-off of the five figure mark. I'll credit the sale to you....leh?
Anyway if any one you like the Mini Cooper S like I do, here are some pictures of the model from the launch earlier today.

Gorgeous!!! I prefer the black one though. Tapi tak amik pic...kang aku dapatbeli aku letak kan sini ek.

Ni front of the black one. Check out the engine. And the dash..pergh!!!

Even something classic like pun by the time nak refurbished mahal siot!

Merasalah the only one I can afford at the moment is probably the slot car set yang aku tengok orangmain kat tempat tuh.
la...yang tekan tu keta mainan tuh pusing pusing kat track tuh. Keji...set tuh pun entah berapa harganya nak beratus kot sebab it's the new Mini Cooper S punya. Kimerk...layan fashion show jer lah.
Kalau korang nak tau...fashion show dia peragakan baju baju brand Mini Cooper.
Ala...cam brand Harley Davidson ler. Tak paham aku...ada gak orang nak pakai ek...
It's like that famous saying aku penah dengar (beriya je famous).
Kalau kat US, tengok meka semua naik Harley tak pakai baju. They can afford the bikes, but not the clothes.
Matila sini they can afford the clothes, but not the bikes. Heh! Stupid... But I suppose if you owned a Mini and bought the apparel then aku sujud gak ler.
Starting price for the Mini RM195,000. Matilah ko...heh! Tunggu aku dalam lima tahun ek!
Oklah...nak tidur dulu...toodles...

Today was one of the busiest days....and I mean ever. Dari pagi berkejar nak abihkan a couple of stories I was working on. And we're talking full length features, not those short news snippets. Matilah...
Not to mention my workload selain tuh also included the dateline for my column, which all had to be done and sent in by 3pm sebab nak rush lak gi assignment. Merasalah kelam kabut segalanya.
Still, managed to settle everything just fine, and made it for the launch of Nikki's Maharani repackaged just in time. Kudos to Artistes United Records for the small and cosy event which understandably much of the credit went to Vernon and also Azmie. To make it short and sweet, for those yang belum beli album Nikki, here's the info on the reissue of the album yang kini ada bonus single Drama, sekali ngan dua music videos which is for Caramu featuring Zahid and also Imaginasil Collector's item tuh.
Maharani is now on sale for RM15.90 for a cassette and RM29.90 tuk CD.
I recommend CD (masih ada ek yang beli kaset?) because not only it features all the tracks from the album, tapi also ada sebelas remix baru (I love the new mix of Caramu), minus one dan of course the music video and lagu Drama.
Executive producer credits go to Ning, and producers are Vernon and Michael Ang.
Ni track listing for the CD of the album.

CD
1. IMAGINASI Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok/ Nur Fatima
2. CARAMU menampilkan Zahid (versi 2006) Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok/Lirik: Nurfatima
3. PERANG ATAU CINTA Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok/Layla Ismail dan Ad Samad
4. CINTA BARU Lagu/ lirik: Johan Farid Khairuddin & Omar K
5. JULANGAN PERMATA Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok /Anedra
6. BAHAGIA SELAMANYA Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok dan Vincent De Giorgio / Ain
7. JANJI Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok / Azalea
8. AKU MAHARANI Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok / Ad Samad
9. HEY! HEY! Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok / Ad Samad
10. PINTA Lagu/ lirik: Hazami / Imran
11. SUNUDAI OKU (UCAPKAN PADA KU) Lagu/ lirik: Jimmy Palikat / Florencia binti Kosmas
12. CARAMU menampilkan Zahid (versi asal) Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok / Nurfatima
13. IMAGINASI (versi akustik menampilkan Ning) Lagu/ lirik:: Audi Mok / Nur Fatima
14. CARAMU (Sax and the City Remix)
15. CINTA BARU (Maharani Remix)
16. HEY! HEY! (Hip-Pop Remix)
17. PINTA (Vintage Mix)
18. CARAMU (minus one)
19. IMAGINASI (minus one)
20. PINTA (Minus One)
21. Drama (Ning menampilkan Nikki & Yanie) – Lagu Bonus

VCD
CARAMU
IMAGINASI

Penerbit: Audi Mok
Rakaman, adunan dan susunan muzik: Audi Mok di Fuse Studio
Keyboards dan programming: Audi Mok
Susunan strings untuk "Imaginasi" dan "Julangan Permata": Genervie Kam
Gitar akustik dan elektrik: Jamie Wilson
Piano untuk "Bahagia Selamanya" dan "Julangan Permata": Genervie Kam
Djembe untuk "Aku Maharani" dan snare drum untuk "Caramu": Arthur Kam
Suara Latar: Nikki; Sri Temenggong untuk "Caramu"; Ginn untuk "Imaginasi"

"Cinta Baru"
Penerbit: Azlan Abu Hassan
Rakaman, adunan dan susunan muzik: Azlan Abu Hassan di Grooveworks Studio
Keyboards dan programming: Azlan Abu Hassan
Gitar: Omar Khan di Sad Angry Babies Studio (Illinois, US)
Bass: Eddie Marzuki
Suara latar: Azlan Abu Hassan dan Mable Lew

Anyhoo...aku ada wat video performance Nikki time event tuh, tapi seperti biasa aku masih lom siap. Bertimbun keja punya pasal nanti aku letak ler ek.
Lagikpun aku masih utang video Diya kuar ari tuh lagik kan...so tunggu nanti aku letak ler semua sekali. Isnon lak kena interview yang terkeluar agik...so aku rasa aku letak dua video sekali gus kot ler next week ek.
Plus Nikki punya kira tiga sekali la. Nampaknya posting video clip ler akan datang kang.
Anyways the poolside loungy event besh sebab ramai kawan hadir. Ada special guest agik dari nun jauh dari pantai timur in Mimirinie seorang blogger yang memang minat Ning mai skali nak meriahkan majlis. Tuk sapa yang tak penah tengok rupa dia...tu dia kat sebelah ni. Merasalah carut plastic bag Mydin (you either understand it or not).
Also there was si Juan, Ajami, Kash and Judd.
Then of course ada abang Badand Shonny yang wakilkan f-ter-six Records, syarikat pengurusan dan rakaman yang Diddy bernaung skang. Dua orang bloggers in Budiey dan sultanmuzaffar lak tak dapat hadirkan diri  kerana tugas.
Didn't take much pics sebab sibuk nak wat video, tapi last last battery laptop lak low malas nak punggah semua adapter kuar nak charge kan balik, so ended up with only a few fuzzy pics with my Nokia (kena abihkan proposal cepat tuk dapatkan phone baru yang ditaja nih)
So hope you guys maapan ek sebab setakat nih jer pic yang mampu aku amik. These are of the bloggers yang hadirkan diri though gelap je semacam pic ni (ni mesti kes tak diterima cahaya - matilah aku kena maki pasnih!)

Pas abih semua, dah semua da puas menganyam ketupat (gosip wat dosa lebih), we all decided to make a move for KLCC. Sebenarnya au tak plan nak ke mana pun cuma nak gi jalan ngan Mimi sebab bukan slalu dia turun KL.
Tapi atas ajak Ning, yang sekali ngan Yanie as well abang Bad dan Shonny as well..joined them for the M.A.C Spring collection launch themed 'Barbie Loves M.A.C' kat concourse Suria KLCC.
Jam sepanjang jalan....but in the end sampai je tengok..pergh!!! Meriah ok!
Gawd...a lot of friends were there kalangan cosmetic industry....and member artis pun ramai. Nita, Jac, Syafinaz, Nabila, Farahdhiya, Betty Banafe, Sheila Rusly, Sharifah Shahirah...
I spent most of the time with Nabila and a little more with Jac, Faradhiya and Syafinaz sebab kami make a beeline for the photo booth syok sendiri amik pics free. Had so much fun, again forgot to take more pics...so these are the few yang aku leh kongsi.

Sudah confirm.
Saliha masih tidak diketahui. Aku ari ni tak layan Diarrhea Akademi Fantasia
Kalau nak tau details Aduh Saliha, the production by The Cameracrew Productions Sdn Bhd yang sepuluh tahun wat filem Merah ngan M. Nasir.
Selain Mawi, barisan pelakon lain by Felix, Erra Fazira, Que Haidar, Zul Huzaimy, Nasir Bilal Khan, Noniswara dan Yasmin Isa.
Kos penggambaran Aduh Saliha adalah RM1.6 juta dan penggambaran sekitar Sabah di Keningau, Kundasang, Kota Kinabalu selain di Kuala Lumpur bermula 24 April.
Aku bagi gambar da ek ari ni ek....enjoy. Ni baru dari sejam lepas...

Sidang media Aduh Saliha.


Mawi feeling stylo


M.Nasir maliu malu lak nak posing...boleh?
 

Felix lak...tak lalok ok...jangan spekulasi dia wat mata sexy tak jadik.

ARGHHH!!! Do...la!!!!
Do...re...mi...fa...so...la...ti...do....
DOOOOO LAAAA!
That took more than five minutes of sebab Ebi tak mampu nak hit the note.
Aku salute tul Syafi sebab mampu bersabar gila ngan bebudak ni. You'd think that they would have the basics. But no....
Ok...forget knowing the basics...you'd think they wouldn't be really tone deaf,, but nooooo.
Apparently semua ingat nak jadi penyanyi ni senang sangat kan. Ada muka elok sikit, nyanyi sikit...da cukup. No one understands it takes so much more.
So many pointless scenes as before and aku asik switch channels layan Suprnatural.
Switched back to hear abang Dee mention Harvey Malaiholo, which tuh pun meka nih tak kenal??? You've got to be joking!
What kind of people are these to want to want to become singers if they don't know of the the best male singers in the region.
Kesian lak abang Dee pun nak kena tahan tension ngan bebudak ni.
The plus point today was Adnan's class, because I like how abang Dee taught the kids how to maintain and develeop the their voices. i wonder how many of them nak amalkan penjagaan suara mereka.
Channel @15 pun bosan ari ni tanpa much carutan.
The Diarrhea wasn't all that bad ari ni sebab banyak focus kelas Syafi dan Adnan which made it ok, but it wasn't all that good either. In other words biasa biasa je so nothing much to bitch about.
"All of us were good. You didn't see me? I waved to you!!!" Oh God here he comes!
Yes...mai kita masuk kelas bahasa Urdu.
Seb baik phone aku berbunyi and I spent the rest of the Diarrhea layan my ex-colleague, kak Arfah yang dulu keja ngan aku kat The Sun.
Dia skang keja Brunei Times as a features editor, so nak interview pasal Akademi Fantasia and find out more about it.
So while watching the Diarrhea, not paying much attention to it  sambil borak kat phone.
Tapi sempat tengok.kena hantar nak rawat dislocated shoulder dia or something. Hah!!!! Nak gelak lak aku....bukan sebab Poyo je..but because memang curse lah Akademi Fantasia tahun ni.
Lom pe pe...Aswad. Then Fatin. Now list down one by one for being sick/injured ker haper. Aiyo! And it's just the beginning of the second week! Oh it's over?
Watched America's Next Top Model Cycle 8 episode 4 again on my laptop (da berapa kali aku repeat tunggu episode 5 tayang kat US). Aduh....just over a month sebelom Heroes start balik! Lama nya nak tunggu....
Aku ari ni malas nak tulis banyak sebab nak tidur awal.
Esok, ada sidang akhbar filem Aduh Saliha.
But if you guys think that you finally get to know who Saliha will be, then think again.
Sebab sumber sumber aku kata Saliha MASIH BELUM diketemui. Entah apa meka nak annouce, but I think it'll be focusing mostly on the main cast. Anyways, tu malam sikit, so aku akan update then.
And also posting the 60 Saat Bersama... Diya later tomorrow. Nak abihan keja sat. Kena send in two full length articles tomorrow. Kena abihkan cepat to beat the deadline.

Ari ni pening sikit sebab banyak keja nak wat hari ni. It's been one of those days...yeap...just another manic Monday.
Yerlah...kalao korang tengok front page The Malay Mail ari ni korang paham ler kenapa kan.
Biasalah...orang tengah dok kecoh kes Zana agik. But don't ask me anything about this issue...sebab memang aku no komen...sebab da police case, tak nak aku campor.
Anyways, ari ni pun banyak kena follow up akibat kes ni, not to mention siang tadi kena gi Astro singgah sat nak interview Diya (jangan caya sangat bab kata terus balik kampung tuh)
It didn't go too bad, tapi semua mencarut konsert muzik polyphonic, and banyak ler dapat gosip nak isi pala.
Haiyo...apparently they seem serious about the kids not being allowed to attend the concert which I think is just pure silly lah.
Apapun, pada sapa yang minat Diya, atau just nak layan jer;... aku nak wat edisi khas Akademi Fantasia for 60 Saat Bersama... featueinf budak budak yang eliminated nih.l
Aku tengah layan edit Diya punyal, so hpefully by tomorrow aku akan upload kan.
Banyak benda sebenarnya nak cita nih tapi kesuntukan masa so... tunggu ek.
Anyway, nak off the topic sat...Mukhsin da lepasi kutipan RM1.5 juta dah!!!
Woohoooo!!! Congrats again to kak Yasmin and the team!
Speaking of Mukhsin..si Shafie dan Aryana ari ni mai tempat aku wat photo shoot.
Alesya pun ada skali....(again, dia elder than Aryana, but younger than Aleya dan Amani).
Meka of course ditemani their mom, kak Fatimah Abu Bakar.
Haper agik....seronok ler bersembang. Anything and evrything ler...tapi tyakleh ler cita kat sini...heh! Nanti lain lak.
Watched Diari ari ni bersama ngan Farihad, Zul dan Nurul selepas abih America's Next To Model (bosan Astro nih baru nak tunjuk Ccycle 7 padahal orang da Cycle 8)....
Looks like another goog day for Diari. NOT!!!
In fact aku rasa meka patut rename the program...cuba kalau namakan the production DIARRHEA (or DIARRHOEA - depending whether you prefer the British or American version) AKADEMI FANTASIA.
Ok tak? Sebab mencirit jer show ni aku tengok.
Lie today's episode...opening shot budak budak ni dapat shots...kalau ikutkan aku aku pakai senapang gajah je bagik shots selepas persemabahan meka yang hancus. Someone please tell me the entrtainment value in showing that.
Look...correct me if I'm wrong, tapi bukan ke sepatutnya any production, should tell some sort of story, bukan je random shots here and there pieced together.
Lupakan yang lepas nasihat Dr Love.
Elok lah...lupa lah terus. Minggu depan hancur lagik..,
Tapi yang penting nya si Dekna tak calit eyeshadow dia tuh yang cam kaler bontot burung merak tuh ari ni.
Mesti tak cukup tidur, tengok muka cam ngantuk jer. Oh...tak sempat tuh bangun lambat la. Tengok si Dafi tuh...nguap tak reti tutup mulot.
Dalam pesta menguap sorang sorang, Dr Love sibuk mintak meka wat...graph. What's with the graph la? Perlu ke???!!!
Noni pun nguap ek...
Apapun, aku tengok skali kat opis Berita Harian ngan Farihad, Zul dan Nurul pun ngantuk siot tengok,.
Apa lagik kalau iklan pun Lasindah Cafe nak tengok M. Rajoli gedik...apa hagik. Adus...laparnya.
After the first commercial, masuk balik je Diari, meka ni layan DVD Saving Private Ryan, atau seperti si Poyo sebut, SERVING Private Ryan starring Tom HANK.
Hurmmmm.... turn to @15 layan messages kat sana lagik elok, sebab nak focus DIARRHEA AKADEMI FANTASIA je mesti tak larat.
Terok gak melaser dak dak kat @15 ni...heh!

xtgvtv2 : Fatin tu kalau sup tulang mesti x best (gelak sampai tergolek kat lantai)

arjunaKATA : OUTKAN GEDEKNA (stuju!)

Masih tak paham apa tujuan nak tunjuk DVD tuh
Ya ampun! Apa main main game lak ni...tolonglah.

sembangmalam : Ahmad .. enpon ko ada kamera tak (carut kes terbaru ke?)

TIGRIS2aku yakin afiq dan aizat ada potensi... blah blah blah(gila!!!)

Aku tukau channel sat nak check undian and found out rupanya skang meka letak ranking je ek.
Meka da tak letak peratusan agik. Takut ler terjadi kes Mawi nanti orang tanak undi sebab Mawi da lari jauh sangat. Keji la...ada je nak jalan nak perah duit terbanyak kan....
Tuko balik channel sebab nak layan @15.
Hurm...pengetua masuk. Tak pon ngamuk ke kes tampar tiga kali tengok meka kembali pon! Bebudak tak nampak takut pun...boring! 
"Saya tatau any other way how to rectify performance. Rehearsal only can improve performance."
You don't say!!!! What a revelation.
"I didn't expect it to be that bad." Ermmm...komen sendiri lah... pening bertambah tambah.
Tu kata abang Roslan kita ek. Mana si cikgu bahasa omputeh...paham ke Dekna si Roslan speaking speaking.
Apa cita lak meka dapat hantaran dari kuarga meka? Si Dafi dan Heliza dapat becasue they wre both at the top.
Why top two and not top three? Heliza dapat SELONGGOK tudung katanya dari mak dia (in her own words) ...lapan tudung dan buku ngan note dari ayah dia...
"Kenal diri dan kenal ruang" pesan mak Heliza nih. Erm...cam Adlin Aman Ramli lak mom dia. But at least I found her parents advice good.
Dafi dapat letter dari parents dia.
Erm...nothing much to say...just like his performance last Saturday night.
Apa lak nih dapat bunga lak dari tenaga produksi? Haiyoo...dak tuh bak berapa hengget masuk ngan AFUNDI dia,  nak bagi bunga je ker????
Kemuts tol!!!!
Iklan lagik...jangan Lasindah Cafe agik dah.
Layan @15 balik. meMandai : wei sapa nak joint aku cari pasal...

Jin2020 : BUAT TUNANG TERSAYANG HELIZA. JANGAN GEDIK SANGAT. HELIZA SAYANG KU (berangannya!!!)

NieCaraGue dekna iras rosnah mat aris...GEDEKNA...out GEDEKNA... out GEDEKNA... out GEDEKNA (merasalah!!!)

arjunaKATA : Korang tau tak mana zana dalam bahasa arab? (no komen!)

Erm...pilih lagu sendiri lagi. Bosan ler...cuba kalao orang tuh pilih lagu iut turutan undian meka.
Contoh kalau Dafi finsih first...dia pilih dulu, Heliza kedua, dia lak pilih.
Dari bagi bunga buang duit, baik bagi bonus camtuh. Ada motivasi bebudak ni nak finish at the top!
Baguslah tuh meka main pilih camni je. We can guess what's coming up. Here's the list of songs untuk minggu kedua ni.

Dafi - Pencinta Wanta (Irwansyah)
Afiq - Biso Bonar (Hattan)
Ebi - Bailamos (Enrique Iglesias)
Farha - Biarkan Aku Menangis (Tommy J. Pissa)
Shawal - Kenangan Mengusik Jiwa (A. Ramlie)
Rizal - Kembali Merindu (Slam)
Aswad - Nak Kahwin Duit Tak Ada (Sweet September)
Dekna - Cinta (Amy Mastura)
Noni - Mirai E (Kiroro)
Heliza - Aku Bukan Untukmu (Rossa)
Candy - Semua Jadi Satu (3 Diva)
Fatin - Bila Rindu Ku Sebut Namamu (Siti Fairuz)
Mila - Gotta Tell You (Samanthan Mumba )

Cakap manyak ponya sombong tol bebudak ni...
Cam si Poyo dapat lagu Hattan, siap kata "I'll make it better than before".
Erm...you make it better than nyanyi dalam jamban da ok da...minggu lepas pon hancus nak lelebih lak.
At least si Dekna more realistic. Dalam beriya dia dapat lagu Amy Mastura dan start nyanyi lak, sempat dia carut diri sendiri..."op....flat!! sambil gelak.
Hai Noni nyanyi apa tuh...bahasa Jepun ke haper tuh....huwan haiwan seshonoh cicak shhrghhh
Wooohhhh....pening. Tak pengsan ke Shawal tuh nak layan.
Shawal  kata si Noni muka Jepun. Ke cam selipar Jepun adalah.
Nak start le meka nak kenen kenen nih...so predictable.
Si Aswad lak, seperti agenda Astro ni....nak tonjok dia melalak bila dapat lagu tugasan. Dari sora dia tuh, aku bayangkan si Hazama masuk lagik elok.
Cam ecstacy je si Aswad ni...ting tong la beriya overdose.....arghhh...just kick his sorry ass out lah.
Eh eh...Adnan Abu Hassan masuk kelas....terkezut...jarang nampak dia kan minggu lepas. Nampak tension je bang Dee nih. RIlek bang....apapun suka hasil keja dia...hope he can do something with the kids this time.; Polyphonic pun jadik la bang....

NewORLD : mak suka aswad (pecah lobang!)

xXxLeePease DEKNA > ROSNAH MATI ARIS (pakat ek)

DiyaNazreulla...DAFI...jambu gungguh...i like (erm...the only reason ler people vote)
Suka tol Adnan ada...valid sikit comments dia pasal bebudak berterabur nyanyi last Saturday night.
Poyo kena kritik wat moka toya.
Mana pergi si Tuan Pengetua ek. SPEKU CEPAT!
Argh...bosan tol. Nak dengar komen komen semua yang memang semua kira bagus dari semua carutan kat luar nih.

xtgvtv2 : potong rambut ebi (stuju sangat!)

JALUT8823 : YG TERKELUAR TU TANDANYA TAK BAGUS LA TU...TERIMA LA...KENYATAAN (laser sungguh! padahal si Diya tengah chat skali tuh!)

Suka tengok reaksi Heliza layan clip dia sebab dia cam geli dan tak puas ati ngan persembahan dia. Part mana pitch dia lari tuh, dia tergeli sendiri.
Aku suka...at least nampak dia mampu nak dengar lagik. Kira takde la tone deaf cam majoriti bebudak ni.
Bak kata Syafi (tak silap aku lah) memang lari la dia punya pitching, tapi tak seteruk yang lain lah...heh!
Arghhh...tolong laaa...apa lak nak tunjuk si Aswad gi klinik agik bab closing.
PLEASE LAH ASIK NAK PROMOTE JE ASTRO NI. Nak Mawi kan dia lah tu. Mengharapkan dia jadik rempit harapan. Oh please lah...two bit rocker yang wat album tak laku patut ke get this much attention.
Memang sesuai la agenda DIARRHEA AKADEMI FANTASIA.
Whatever....
Anyways aku ada beberapa pics ni dari last Saturday night of keluarga Akademi Fantasia yang gi nonton konsert pertama kat Dewan Sivik.
Hope you guys like it walaupon tak clear sangat.

Nana ngan style rambut dia yang baru.Reza jeles la tuh (hiks)

Fitri dan Nurul Gelap sikit but the other one's Diddy dan Farhan. Bawahnya Felix (amik pic gerak gerak lak dia) and finally si Velvet dan Zila.
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Afiq - Janjiku (Sofaz)
He started out what sounded like way too low, and it was barely audible.
It was painful with his voice mendatar saja, and hitting the wrong note here and there.
In fact, he was the first one of the night yang seolah terlupa lak meolody for the first verse. By the end of that baru nak pick up and show some promise, when again he seem to lose his way.
All in all cam malam karaoke kat memana warung kat Putrajaya. Oh and again, aku tak paham the need for backing vocals kalau langsong tak dengar habok, atau bila dengar pon memang tak perlu sangat.
Jee kata dia ada style. Mak aih...bergunanya dia....aku rasa dia masih ingat dia Paula Abdul kot. Hattan was more accurate when he said bukak mulut je sumbang while Ogy hit the nail on the head, when she commented on the lack of penghayatan on the performance, not to mention lack of understanding of the lyrics, for some reason which seems to be the theme for the night.
Hope this guy goes out early cause berangan dia melebihi bakat dia yang setakat ni nampak ciput sangat by comparison.
For some reason, he seems to think he's Usher (merasalah muka ko sesuai usher panggung wayang jer).
I officially nickname Aziq, POYO making him the first nak dapat nama timangan sebab da masuk blacklist aku of those yang patut disepak trajang kuar dari Akademi Fantasia daripada terus menYUJMBANG bukan sahaja lagu tapi juga pada pencemaran bunyi dan pemandangan di sekitar Dewan Sivik dan juga pada slot kemunculannya di Astro Ria.
Urghhh!!!!!!!
 (atas dasar kepoyoan dia tolak agik kalau leh tuk Caya Beb ker haper tagline dia)

Mila - Bersamamu (Siti Sarah)
Sebab yang lain azab sangat, Mila sounded better...at least untuk sebaris dua then kesengauan dia take over for the end of the verse.
From that point on, dia join geng lain dalam bersama berlawan tuk piala SUMBANGsih for the night...aku taka paham tol.
Meka nih tone deaf ke? So much for trying to be professionals, sampai memegang mic pun cam nak telan...
Komen pengkritik? Jee ngan statement recycle of the year from Malaysian Idol, "nervous ke?" was again, so tak perlu. But if you thought that was as good as she got, how how tetiba nak puji mata..haiyooo!!! NO NEED SANGAT!
Hattan gave his best line of the night - "banyak sangat apartment...asik flat flat flat je..."
I like!
As for Ogy, let's face it, dia sorang je yang bebetul comprehensive dari segi segala pemerhatian dia.Point by point...bagus tegur pasal signal hand Karam Singh Walia nya yang tak perlu pun obvious point which wasn't raised by the others.
for potential but nothing more

Dafi - Uptown Girl (Westlife)
Yes, again another outing at amateur karaoke night.
Apa tujuan dua orang membadutkan diri in Ebi dan si poyo Afiq tuh by playing stupid clowns up to bad acting nih??!!
Yang tiga orang lak in yang buang masa... Rizal, and Farha memamg tak perlu tambah menYUMBANGkan suara.
Harap jambu, sora mendatar ala ala runway KLIA.
No dynamics, no use of range at all and generally no hope tol sora ciut dia tuh.
And by the way, yang patutnya Uptown Girl tuh cam Downtown Streetwalker
Persembahan camtuh dapat paling banyak undi for the night?
You've got to be joking...
As for the critics, did we expect anything more bila Jee komen pada senyuman lak?
And were we surprised when Jee kata penyampaian bagus.
Kalau ikut standard Jee and we know how well she's doing lately...I suppose it's more than expected of her.
Hattan lawak tol...kata Dafi ketar the moment nak pegang pompuan sebab tak biasa. I wonder how true that is.And Ogy? Hit the nail on the head as usual.

Diya - Aku Masih Setia (Dia Fadila)
Gediks and watse of time...bantal mana?
Nak tidur tol....tapi kata Jee "Ko ada pakej"...how original!!!! We didn't hear that in Idol!
Hattan and Ogy again the only realistic ones for the night, with Ogy punya laser paling berasap punya, "setakat maintain cantik tuh betul....tapi cantik pun bukan cantik sangat".

Farha - Pemuzik Jalanan (Search)
Persembahan yang very the ala ajaran sesat Ayah Pin yang kemudian melalak flat. Rock tuh setakat menjerit ke?
Pastu badut perempuan lak masuk....aduih...Dekna tuh mengingatkan aku pada Mas tul.
Sakit...sora paling menyakitkan sepanjang malam. Ni cam kutip rempit depan Dean Sivik masuk last minute jer....takde rupa ada preparation langsung!.
And what's with the jpget lambak cam hanjeng gila tuh????
Arghhh!!! Stress tol show cipan camnih. Segmen membodohkan bebudak je keja bab nih (but then again, I think that's the only thing the kids are doing SO well.
Mai kita komen Jee yang begitu kritikal "Saya suka suara Farha" (apa yang dia tak suka?)
Hattan kata mamat nih  rock jadian, "Vocal awak takde character tuk rock".
Again true, simple things like understanding the genre nak perform pun tak reti. Wat malu depan rocker cam Hattan jer.
Ogy pun kata separuh masak punya rock singer

Ebi - Milik Siapakah Gadis Ini (Sudirman)
Banyak sangat masalah dia nih. Tempo pun takleh like the rest...not to mention pitching...oops...sama je rupanya ngan stok stok lain sebelom nih.
Tapi tone dia sedap, cuma aku tak paham dia ni tak belajar apa apa pasal vocal control ke.
Molot tuh cam kunyah gula getah. None of his voice yang keluar leh pakai.
I think he needs to do more bubbling and yawning and much more facial exercises...cikgu Syafi? Maki sikit...!
And tangan dia tuh kenapa...nak mintak sedekah ke asik hulur sana sini.
Part ni yang Jee tetiba komen lebih (kena tegur pihak production ke?)
Nak mintak drama katanya. Takde lak puji mata ker...idung ke...baju ke yang cantik? Tak taste ek?
Hattan pointed out about Ebi not opening his mouth. while Ogy marah pasal penghayatan lagu yang patutnya ala tengah skodeng pompuan.
Aduh...pecah perot!

Dekna - Tanpamu (Farahwahida)
Terasa bosan jika trus aku nak dengar dia. Mas jugak rupanya...versi Erra Fazira yang eyebags overdose dan berangan. Sumbang, flat blah blah blah...everything....
Malas nak repeat bebenda sama. Memang betul ler musim ni bebudak ni semua feeling je overdose.
Speaking of overdose, si poyo Afiq tuh kenapa???
Matilah ko kalaiu setakat backing nak overdose...ingat Zahid ke? Perut tuh cover sikit kalau da pakai sendat tuh terkeluar segalanya tapi feeling six pack.
Apparently bukan aku sorang je ingat dia cam Mas...even Aznil had to share that comment.
But in true fashion, Jee :kata rupa dia leh menagkap minat orang. For all the promises Jee seems to think she holds I wonder if I have the wrong show and this is kind of clown school rather than anything else.
But trust her judgement kan...even Hattan pun kata memula masuk je da sumbang..."ari ni saya frust sebab semua vocal ke laut"
Bukan ke laut je...you're all the way to the Antartica and freaking back!
Merasalah Ted nak menyampuk ata janji jadik duta Mamee Slurp!
I think Ogy was the only one to feel the vibe or lack of when she said performance Deka adalah persembahan paling malas.
 (sebab ada poyo overdose)

Shawal - Harapan (Fazley Zainal)
I love his tone dan walaupon dia struggle, tak kisah la sakit ke tak, he didn't do as bad as the others.
Kira takyah bagik discount sebab keadaan kesihatan dia tetap dia keep up. No excuses and he did have massive pitching problems, but I think among budak laki semua tone dia yang paling rounded, firm and weighty. Promising is the word.
Walaopon baju cam 80an dan rambut cam bersanggul lak bahagian belakang.
Mai kita ramai ramai salahkan Yoda dan team wardrobe.
Jee at this point got her momentary delusional whim to play intelligent katanya tetiba analytical when Hattan sendiri admit about his tone and his potential and Ogy felt the same, walaupon maki sebakul dulu sampai si Dollah Cantk yang floor manager pun kena.

Candy - Kaching (Shania Twain)
I don't even know whay that was. but I think she can be better as something else if not a singer kalao ikut gaya.
I don't know if she had a problem with English sangat (tanya cikgu suka p-ink tuh) but tak paham haram sepatah pon.
Of course we expect Jee to like this, while Hattan and Ogy just shrugged at the language problems.
Honestly she has a half decent voice, but tunggu dan lihat camna lak pasnih sebab honestly hara, sepatah pon aku tak paham what she was wailing about.
The best dressed for the night, and at least she looked like a popstar compared to the others.
The one time Jasmi Rejab justified his pay cheque with Astro.
Merasalah out of 13 onstage, you have to at least get one right!



Rizal - Menanti Sebuah Jawaban (Padi)
He killed one of my favourite songs. Dia cam kelas belajar membaca bukan menyanyi for some reason sebab dia nyanyi takde flow langsung...sepatah...sepatah...sepatah....
Harapkan muka jer....one word, MELODY!
Or maybe cikgu bahasa Inggeris meka ni lom ajar kot the meaning of the word because he sure as hell didn't display even the basic understanding of adhering to the melody and the tune of the song..
Lack of dynamics and application of the range of his vocals, if any sebab aku rasa antara budak budak laki dia paling hampeh stakat nih.
Easily one of the WORST performances of the night.
terkejut lak Jee tak taste dan katakan "quite mendukacitakan"
Hattan pun geleng pala while the surprise cam in the only statement from Ogy yang aku tak agree with at all.
Hai...Dekna kena pedas sangat tapi hanya kerana hunky dory in Ogy's eyes kot dia leh terlepas.

Noni - Tak Ada Logika (Agnes Monica)
Ni Agnes Monica ke Elyana. Heh!!! Baju cam...erm....
Anyway ni sekor agik dak pompuan yang gedik lebih..
Maybe it was the pathetic outdated 80s choreography, and then dia semput, but somehow it was a weird key she started with, and for some reason it didn't sound right.
If nothing else teringat lak persembahan Mas ketika Kylie Minogue punya lagu. Ni just one notch better, which is nothing nice to say ok.
Backing vocal pon ancus...and what's with the music outro? Walaupon ada bunga api, namun tuh tak cukup nak kaburkan my sight for how truly horrendous it was.
The worst of the girls, setanding ngan Rizal. I mean seriously, an easy pop meloody pun takleh hold...
Kata Jee? "Saya suka..."....you would...(tak serik agik ke?)
Hattanaku rasa wish the earth would swallow him while Ogy regains her form and said "HANCUQQQQ!!!" adding that even the backing dancers were better.



Heliza - Kau Pergi Jua (Adam Ahmad)
Seperti sudah di agak, she delivered even though the end of the first verse flat sikit.
Styling memang Siti tapi selepas berdarah telinga satu malam, aku rasa ok ler sikit in comparison. I didn't like the music for this one, sebab berlawan ngan vocal dia lak...maybe it was just the house mix.
Why was she dressed cam katil Dekna lak ngan ropol ropol whatever frills yang pink tuh. Aiyo!! Ada je tak betul kan konsert pertama ni.
Shaky on low notes but at least dia ada ler initiative nak main lenggok, and her improv for a first week effort jauh bagai langit dan bumi kalau banding dak yang lain.
I don't even care wat Jee, Hattan dam Ogy was Heliza was easily the best of the night. Tul Hattan cakap pasal vibrato dan uniqueness of her approach which kureng from the others. Ogy on her delivery of expression agreeable too.
But this was the only one my part of the hall applauded for.

After the stupid long break sebab panjang sangat show (tu akibatnya kalao nak ramai sangat peserta), we had to put up with the drama of Aswad's stupid video clip.
Aiyo....come on lah...there are a million and one rempit souding freaks who can play rock wannabe..., apa lak nih. Agenda Astro ler tuh nak main emosi tuk galakkan undi simpati nih.
And then si Aznil indulged in his little whim nak nyanyi lagu BPR tugasan Aswad.
Rating tuk Aswad?
 
Hanya kerana aku memang nyampah ngan this whole sympathy game dan memberi dia peluang and all. Aznil tak dapat rating....sorry ek..sebab dia bukan bertanding.dan aku tension sikit sebab dia memanjangkan agik show dan cam conquer sangat the stage when the spotlight was actually supposed to be on the kids.


'Kejutan' kedua selepas tak announce Zana ketika show (da perasan actually mula mula sebab kami kira 13 kerusi je) Fatin kuar mengejut dan wat show.
Does anybody else think this girl is like the poster girl for anorexia? Somebody feed her please! I hardly think this is positive nak bagi budak budak skang think that being a stick insect is normal. Aku rasa sebelah sorang tuh, she's be a perfect 10. She's the 1 dan the other's the 0.
Her performance?
Haiyoo...I have to say kalao ikutkan, she sounds better dari segi tanpa preparation than most of the others.
BUT!!! Apart from dangdut apa lagik dia mampu buat? Sengau, nipis dan tak bermaya sora dia....waste of time.
Jee mangkuk tol...orang masalah kesihatan kulit, ni lak dia kata leh affect sora. Mangkuk jamban tol...get your facts ler sebelom komen. Apa da...nampak sangat wat homework.
Hattan pun cam tak caya dia sakit sampai leh affect and Ogy pun tak kuasa nak komen lebih.
But frnakly I think she's overrated tol considering dak ni dangdut bak pesen rock. BOSAN!
Mai kita nyanyi ramai ramai..."aku bosan...bosan...dengan dirimu...aku benci...benci..."

And last but not least, Menuju Puncak.
Selain pakaian meka yang BUSUK...the new arrangement of Menuju Puncak tak menaikkan smangat langsung and is DEFINITELY THE BIGGEST LOSER MOMENT in the history of Akademi Fantasia.
Not to mention baju bebudak busuk!!!! Nampak sponsored by Girodano ke kedai pakaian Hari Hari jer. And the steps...mmm..kesian lak Linda Jasmine kena ikut arrangement busuk tuh.
For the massacre of Menujuk Puncak, aku bagik

For bebudak semua, aku bagik tepukan gemuruh because their timing and execution of steps ok gak ler walaopon tak perfect.
Their vocals weren't all that bad for a first week and most of them did better than their individual shows.
Still, it is a shame to the branding of Akademi Fantasia, and the new production team has managed to screw up every single aspect of the show, sampai lagu tema pun cam sampah!
Kembali kan Akademi Fantasia!!! NOW!
So many problems....that no one even gave a flying fish about Diya kena sepak trajang kuar (nangis overdose lebih daripada any other first concert in Akaemi Fantasia history ok!)
Mana Roslan Aziz kata nak campak beg halau berambos? Mana tampar tiga kalinya? Huh...
Memula kata bebudak ni semua power...kita da tengok betapa 'power' meka ni.
Then kata tamao menangis...and of course...we saw what happened last night.
So? Musim kelima ni tahap sampah...and any true Akademi Fantasia fan will admit that.
So boo to all of you who screwed up the show we all love and now just love to hate all the more.
Kalau nak identify the problems semalam...banyak sangat, tapi nih some of the main that I found. I'm not going to state about budak budak ampehs tuh semua yang sumbang abih...because that's pretty obvius da.
So production team...kalau nak take notes, please jot down these points.
1)Music arrangement was horrible! Cam gi Red Box karaoke (actually tuh kira ok agik..cam karaoke murahan mana la sebenarnya) the music arrangement semalam.
I know the kids sucked...but the music didn't help.
2)Elements that made the show were eliminated.Like the intro ketika muzik latar Menuju Puncak. That's a tradition...and sacred...you don't get rid of that! That stupid fashion show was so plugging the sponsors its not even funny.
3)Choreograhy was horrible (tapi aku tak salahkan Linda Jasmine 100% because she had to work with the horrible arrangement)
4)I think Aznil is still the best host ever...but the programme is not Akademi Fantasia Aznil, so spotlight dia takleh grab from the kids sangat.
5)Get rid of Jee.Hattan dan Ogy pun da cukup.Dahler Roslan Aziz ada...ni nak dia lak...baik terus amik Paul Moss and you call this Fantasia Idol. Bangap...
6)Gimik murahan konon bebudak tuh dihantarbalik kampung terus blah blah blah...doesn't work kalao bagik 10 minit nak turun pentas nak nangis bagi banjir. Weird tol!
7)Don't touch Menuju Puncak if you can't make it better. Because no matter how bad the show is, Menuju Puncak tak penah disappoint camtuh. And it did this time.
8)Please get  Jasmi Rejab to do his work.
9)Stop playing up on Aswad and Fatin to get them sympathy votes...pathetic.
10)Cut short the performances and time wasting stuff kalau da tau ramai sangat bebudak.
11)No cheap ass devices like nak eliminate dua pastu tarik balik sebab Zana da out. That was just stupid.
12)Buang pakar motivasi Dr Luuuuuurrvveee kalao sendiri tak mampu contain the situation.
13)While you're at it, the English teacher should go to sebab I don't see his function there at all.
14)Benarkan setiap member of the faculty do their job. Abang Adnan, Syafi, Linda and Fati. This is not Akademi Fantasia Roslan Aziz either sampai semua dia ada say sampai veto power.
15)Tak memaparkan undian kat Dewan is just stupid...and a lousy attempt nak orang emo when people could hardly care less and just want to know for the sake of curiosity.
16)Even music sedih yang biasa main ketika penyingkiran tuh BOSAN! And what's with hauling the bag onstage? That's just cheap kalao musim musim sebelom ni mampu meka wat beg tu muncul dari belakang pentas..dari perut pentas etc.
17)ARRANGEMENTS ARE HORRIBLE!!! Anyone get that already? Bak kata member sorang...cam cheap polyphonic ringtones. (matilah mencarut sampai ke sana!)

And the magic question for the moment is. Berapa lama lagi nak bagi peluang kat Aswad?
Again...this is the WORST Akademi Fantasia concert in the history of the show.
Please...everyone...if you love the show...add your comments below and tell these people how horrible it is....do it at least for me for having to be in the damn Dewan Sivik and that I don't have to be tortured watching it...arghhh!!!!!!!

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