TIba kat Dewan Sivik awal tadi. Best lak kali ni sampai awal sebab kebetulan ramai kawan kawan yang datang untuk show minggu ni
Memula sampai, si Bob ada ngan PA dia si Shuib. Lamanya tak jumpa!!!
Apa lagi...anyam ketupat ler pasal tuh nih.
Then baru nak lebih intense je gossip, si Marsha dan Kefli tiba, chaperoned by Kefli punya manager.
Yang pentingnya, ni gambar meka bersama..bagi sesapa yang minat Marsha dan Kefli (sorry ler...wat kali terakhir, Marsha dan Mawi cuma kawan rapat maa...)
Matila pasni lebih speku. Tapi thanks kids sebab sporting nak posing, walaopon terpaksa kuar pembaris tamao amik pics dekat dekat tau mengundang kontroversi katanya! Yang pentingnya, visually, I think they maku such a good couple.
Matilah pas gambar Yasmin Hani semalam, blog ni jadi papparazi tuk pics pasangan bercinta lak!
Jangan lak pasni semua nak request aku amik pic Mawi dan ikin da! No requests please!!! Pics as and when available je ok!

Hah!!!! Korang nak sensasi and exclusive?Ni dia Yasmin Hani dan boyfriend dia. Oops...ada boyfriend ek! Heh! Thanks Hani for the pose. Sebenarnya memula amik pic Hani dan *ehem* kawan dia....tapi decided nak wat pose ala snappy papparazi sikit ngan dia wat moka terkejut (molot cam tak betui je) while covering laki dia punya muka. Khas tuk nak paparkan sini.
Amacam? Ada cam cover majalah National Enquirer tak? Hani...you're just silly la gurl...and Iove you for that.
Actually Just back from the Mini Cooper S launch ikut my sis. Dia ajak temankan dia for the launch event kat the old Subang airport. Kelas siot...wat dalam hangar and all.
They definitely spent millions on the event alone. One thing's for sure aku tediam siot. Yerlah...Mini punya keta memang aku suka gila. And the new Cooper S memang meletop. But no way in hell will I be able to afford it...at least not for the next five years ler based on my financial forecast (yer yer jer kan...)
So for all you rich people out there who love my blog, send in your money to me via my Maybank account which is dangerously dipping near the cut-off of the five figure mark. I'll credit the sale to you....leh?
Anyway if any one you like the Mini Cooper S like I do, here are some pictures of the model from the launch earlier today.

Gorgeous!!! I prefer the black one though. Tapi tak amik pic...kang aku dapatbeli aku letak kan sini ek.

Ni front of the black one. Check out the engine. And the dash..pergh!!!

Even something classic like pun by the time nak refurbished mahal siot!

Merasalah the only one I can afford at the moment is probably the slot car set yang aku tengok orangmain kat tempat tuh.
la...yang tekan tu keta mainan tuh pusing pusing kat track tuh. Keji...set tuh pun entah berapa harganya nak beratus kot sebab it's the new Mini Cooper S punya. Kimerk...layan fashion show jer lah.
Kalau korang nak tau...fashion show dia peragakan baju baju brand Mini Cooper.
Ala...cam brand Harley Davidson ler. Tak paham aku...ada gak orang nak pakai ek...
It's like that famous saying aku penah dengar (beriya je famous).
Kalau kat US, tengok meka semua naik Harley tak pakai baju. They can afford the bikes, but not the clothes.
Matila sini they can afford the clothes, but not the bikes. Heh! Stupid... But I suppose if you owned a Mini and bought the apparel then aku sujud gak ler.
Starting price for the Mini RM195,000. Matilah ko...heh! Tunggu aku dalam lima tahun ek!
Oklah...nak tidur dulu...toodles...

Today was one of the busiest days....and I mean ever. Dari pagi berkejar nak abihkan a couple of stories I was working on. And we're talking full length features, not those short news snippets. Matilah...
Not to mention my workload selain tuh also included the dateline for my column, which all had to be done and sent in by 3pm sebab nak rush lak gi assignment. Merasalah kelam kabut segalanya.
Still, managed to settle everything just fine, and made it for the launch of Nikki's Maharani repackaged just in time. Kudos to Artistes United Records for the small and cosy event which understandably much of the credit went to Vernon and also Azmie. To make it short and sweet, for those yang belum beli album Nikki, here's the info on the reissue of the album yang kini ada bonus single Drama, sekali ngan dua music videos which is for Caramu featuring Zahid and also Imaginasil Collector's item tuh.
Maharani is now on sale for RM15.90 for a cassette and RM29.90 tuk CD.
I recommend CD (masih ada ek yang beli kaset?) because not only it features all the tracks from the album, tapi also ada sebelas remix baru (I love the new mix of Caramu), minus one dan of course the music video and lagu Drama.
Executive producer credits go to Ning, and producers are Vernon and Michael Ang.
Ni track listing for the CD of the album.

CD
1. IMAGINASI Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok/ Nur Fatima
2. CARAMU menampilkan Zahid (versi 2006) Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok/Lirik: Nurfatima
3. PERANG ATAU CINTA Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok/Layla Ismail dan Ad Samad
4. CINTA BARU Lagu/ lirik: Johan Farid Khairuddin & Omar K
5. JULANGAN PERMATA Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok /Anedra
6. BAHAGIA SELAMANYA Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok dan Vincent De Giorgio / Ain
7. JANJI Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok / Azalea
8. AKU MAHARANI Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok / Ad Samad
9. HEY! HEY! Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok / Ad Samad
10. PINTA Lagu/ lirik: Hazami / Imran
11. SUNUDAI OKU (UCAPKAN PADA KU) Lagu/ lirik: Jimmy Palikat / Florencia binti Kosmas
12. CARAMU menampilkan Zahid (versi asal) Lagu/ lirik: Audi Mok / Nurfatima
13. IMAGINASI (versi akustik menampilkan Ning) Lagu/ lirik:: Audi Mok / Nur Fatima
14. CARAMU (Sax and the City Remix)
15. CINTA BARU (Maharani Remix)
16. HEY! HEY! (Hip-Pop Remix)
17. PINTA (Vintage Mix)
18. CARAMU (minus one)
19. IMAGINASI (minus one)
20. PINTA (Minus One)
21. Drama (Ning menampilkan Nikki & Yanie) – Lagu Bonus

VCD
CARAMU
IMAGINASI

Penerbit: Audi Mok
Rakaman, adunan dan susunan muzik: Audi Mok di Fuse Studio
Keyboards dan programming: Audi Mok
Susunan strings untuk "Imaginasi" dan "Julangan Permata": Genervie Kam
Gitar akustik dan elektrik: Jamie Wilson
Piano untuk "Bahagia Selamanya" dan "Julangan Permata": Genervie Kam
Djembe untuk "Aku Maharani" dan snare drum untuk "Caramu": Arthur Kam
Suara Latar: Nikki; Sri Temenggong untuk "Caramu"; Ginn untuk "Imaginasi"

"Cinta Baru"
Penerbit: Azlan Abu Hassan
Rakaman, adunan dan susunan muzik: Azlan Abu Hassan di Grooveworks Studio
Keyboards dan programming: Azlan Abu Hassan
Gitar: Omar Khan di Sad Angry Babies Studio (Illinois, US)
Bass: Eddie Marzuki
Suara latar: Azlan Abu Hassan dan Mable Lew

Anyhoo...aku ada wat video performance Nikki time event tuh, tapi seperti biasa aku masih lom siap. Bertimbun keja punya pasal nanti aku letak ler ek.
Lagikpun aku masih utang video Diya kuar ari tuh lagik kan...so tunggu nanti aku letak ler semua sekali. Isnon lak kena interview yang terkeluar agik...so aku rasa aku letak dua video sekali gus kot ler next week ek.
Plus Nikki punya kira tiga sekali la. Nampaknya posting video clip ler akan datang kang.
Anyways the poolside loungy event besh sebab ramai kawan hadir. Ada special guest agik dari nun jauh dari pantai timur in Mimirinie seorang blogger yang memang minat Ning mai skali nak meriahkan majlis. Tuk sapa yang tak penah tengok rupa dia...tu dia kat sebelah ni. Merasalah carut plastic bag Mydin (you either understand it or not).
Also there was si Juan, Ajami, Kash and Judd.
Then of course ada abang Badand Shonny yang wakilkan f-ter-six Records, syarikat pengurusan dan rakaman yang Diddy bernaung skang. Dua orang bloggers in Budiey dan sultanmuzaffar lak tak dapat hadirkan diri  kerana tugas.
Didn't take much pics sebab sibuk nak wat video, tapi last last battery laptop lak low malas nak punggah semua adapter kuar nak charge kan balik, so ended up with only a few fuzzy pics with my Nokia (kena abihkan proposal cepat tuk dapatkan phone baru yang ditaja nih)
So hope you guys maapan ek sebab setakat nih jer pic yang mampu aku amik. These are of the bloggers yang hadirkan diri though gelap je semacam pic ni (ni mesti kes tak diterima cahaya - matilah aku kena maki pasnih!)

Pas abih semua, dah semua da puas menganyam ketupat (gosip wat dosa lebih), we all decided to make a move for KLCC. Sebenarnya au tak plan nak ke mana pun cuma nak gi jalan ngan Mimi sebab bukan slalu dia turun KL.
Tapi atas ajak Ning, yang sekali ngan Yanie as well abang Bad dan Shonny as well..joined them for the M.A.C Spring collection launch themed 'Barbie Loves M.A.C' kat concourse Suria KLCC.
Jam sepanjang jalan....but in the end sampai je tengok..pergh!!! Meriah ok!
Gawd...a lot of friends were there kalangan cosmetic industry....and member artis pun ramai. Nita, Jac, Syafinaz, Nabila, Farahdhiya, Betty Banafe, Sheila Rusly, Sharifah Shahirah...
I spent most of the time with Nabila and a little more with Jac, Faradhiya and Syafinaz sebab kami make a beeline for the photo booth syok sendiri amik pics free. Had so much fun, again forgot to take more pics...so these are the few yang aku leh kongsi.

Sudah confirm.
Saliha masih tidak diketahui. Aku ari ni tak layan Diarrhea Akademi Fantasia
Kalau nak tau details Aduh Saliha, the production by The Cameracrew Productions Sdn Bhd yang sepuluh tahun wat filem Merah ngan M. Nasir.
Selain Mawi, barisan pelakon lain by Felix, Erra Fazira, Que Haidar, Zul Huzaimy, Nasir Bilal Khan, Noniswara dan Yasmin Isa.
Kos penggambaran Aduh Saliha adalah RM1.6 juta dan penggambaran sekitar Sabah di Keningau, Kundasang, Kota Kinabalu selain di Kuala Lumpur bermula 24 April.
Aku bagi gambar da ek ari ni ek....enjoy. Ni baru dari sejam lepas...

Sidang media Aduh Saliha.


Mawi feeling stylo


M.Nasir maliu malu lak nak posing...boleh?
 

Felix lak...tak lalok ok...jangan spekulasi dia wat mata sexy tak jadik.

ARGHHH!!! Do...la!!!!
Do...re...mi...fa...so...la...ti...do....
DOOOOO LAAAA!
That took more than five minutes of sebab Ebi tak mampu nak hit the note.
Aku salute tul Syafi sebab mampu bersabar gila ngan bebudak ni. You'd think that they would have the basics. But no....
Ok...forget knowing the basics...you'd think they wouldn't be really tone deaf,, but nooooo.
Apparently semua ingat nak jadi penyanyi ni senang sangat kan. Ada muka elok sikit, nyanyi sikit...da cukup. No one understands it takes so much more.
So many pointless scenes as before and aku asik switch channels layan Suprnatural.
Switched back to hear abang Dee mention Harvey Malaiholo, which tuh pun meka nih tak kenal??? You've got to be joking!
What kind of people are these to want to want to become singers if they don't know of the the best male singers in the region.
Kesian lak abang Dee pun nak kena tahan tension ngan bebudak ni.
The plus point today was Adnan's class, because I like how abang Dee taught the kids how to maintain and develeop the their voices. i wonder how many of them nak amalkan penjagaan suara mereka.
Channel @15 pun bosan ari ni tanpa much carutan.
The Diarrhea wasn't all that bad ari ni sebab banyak focus kelas Syafi dan Adnan which made it ok, but it wasn't all that good either. In other words biasa biasa je so nothing much to bitch about.
"All of us were good. You didn't see me? I waved to you!!!" Oh God here he comes!
Yes...mai kita masuk kelas bahasa Urdu.
Seb baik phone aku berbunyi and I spent the rest of the Diarrhea layan my ex-colleague, kak Arfah yang dulu keja ngan aku kat The Sun.
Dia skang keja Brunei Times as a features editor, so nak interview pasal Akademi Fantasia and find out more about it.
So while watching the Diarrhea, not paying much attention to it  sambil borak kat phone.
Tapi sempat tengok.kena hantar nak rawat dislocated shoulder dia or something. Hah!!!! Nak gelak lak aku....bukan sebab Poyo je..but because memang curse lah Akademi Fantasia tahun ni.
Lom pe pe...Aswad. Then Fatin. Now list down one by one for being sick/injured ker haper. Aiyo! And it's just the beginning of the second week! Oh it's over?
Watched America's Next Top Model Cycle 8 episode 4 again on my laptop (da berapa kali aku repeat tunggu episode 5 tayang kat US). Aduh....just over a month sebelom Heroes start balik! Lama nya nak tunggu....
Aku ari ni malas nak tulis banyak sebab nak tidur awal.
Esok, ada sidang akhbar filem Aduh Saliha.
But if you guys think that you finally get to know who Saliha will be, then think again.
Sebab sumber sumber aku kata Saliha MASIH BELUM diketemui. Entah apa meka nak annouce, but I think it'll be focusing mostly on the main cast. Anyways, tu malam sikit, so aku akan update then.
And also posting the 60 Saat Bersama... Diya later tomorrow. Nak abihan keja sat. Kena send in two full length articles tomorrow. Kena abihkan cepat to beat the deadline.

Ari ni pening sikit sebab banyak keja nak wat hari ni. It's been one of those days...yeap...just another manic Monday.
Yerlah...kalao korang tengok front page The Malay Mail ari ni korang paham ler kenapa kan.
Biasalah...orang tengah dok kecoh kes Zana agik. But don't ask me anything about this issue...sebab memang aku no komen...sebab da police case, tak nak aku campor.
Anyways, ari ni pun banyak kena follow up akibat kes ni, not to mention siang tadi kena gi Astro singgah sat nak interview Diya (jangan caya sangat bab kata terus balik kampung tuh)
It didn't go too bad, tapi semua mencarut konsert muzik polyphonic, and banyak ler dapat gosip nak isi pala.
Haiyo...apparently they seem serious about the kids not being allowed to attend the concert which I think is just pure silly lah.
Apapun, pada sapa yang minat Diya, atau just nak layan jer;... aku nak wat edisi khas Akademi Fantasia for 60 Saat Bersama... featueinf budak budak yang eliminated nih.l
Aku tengah layan edit Diya punyal, so hpefully by tomorrow aku akan upload kan.
Banyak benda sebenarnya nak cita nih tapi kesuntukan masa so... tunggu ek.
Anyway, nak off the topic sat...Mukhsin da lepasi kutipan RM1.5 juta dah!!!
Woohoooo!!! Congrats again to kak Yasmin and the team!
Speaking of Mukhsin..si Shafie dan Aryana ari ni mai tempat aku wat photo shoot.
Alesya pun ada skali....(again, dia elder than Aryana, but younger than Aleya dan Amani).
Meka of course ditemani their mom, kak Fatimah Abu Bakar.
Haper agik....seronok ler bersembang. Anything and evrything ler...tapi tyakleh ler cita kat sini...heh! Nanti lain lak.
Watched Diari ari ni bersama ngan Farihad, Zul dan Nurul selepas abih America's Next To Model (bosan Astro nih baru nak tunjuk Ccycle 7 padahal orang da Cycle 8)....
Looks like another goog day for Diari. NOT!!!
In fact aku rasa meka patut rename the program...cuba kalau namakan the production DIARRHEA (or DIARRHOEA - depending whether you prefer the British or American version) AKADEMI FANTASIA.
Ok tak? Sebab mencirit jer show ni aku tengok.
Lie today's episode...opening shot budak budak ni dapat shots...kalau ikutkan aku aku pakai senapang gajah je bagik shots selepas persemabahan meka yang hancus. Someone please tell me the entrtainment value in showing that.
Look...correct me if I'm wrong, tapi bukan ke sepatutnya any production, should tell some sort of story, bukan je random shots here and there pieced together.
Lupakan yang lepas nasihat Dr Love.
Elok lah...lupa lah terus. Minggu depan hancur lagik..,
Tapi yang penting nya si Dekna tak calit eyeshadow dia tuh yang cam kaler bontot burung merak tuh ari ni.
Mesti tak cukup tidur, tengok muka cam ngantuk jer. Oh...tak sempat tuh bangun lambat la. Tengok si Dafi tuh...nguap tak reti tutup mulot.
Dalam pesta menguap sorang sorang, Dr Love sibuk mintak meka wat...graph. What's with the graph la? Perlu ke???!!!
Noni pun nguap ek...
Apapun, aku tengok skali kat opis Berita Harian ngan Farihad, Zul dan Nurul pun ngantuk siot tengok,.
Apa lagik kalau iklan pun Lasindah Cafe nak tengok M. Rajoli gedik...apa hagik. Adus...laparnya.
After the first commercial, masuk balik je Diari, meka ni layan DVD Saving Private Ryan, atau seperti si Poyo sebut, SERVING Private Ryan starring Tom HANK.
Hurmmmm.... turn to @15 layan messages kat sana lagik elok, sebab nak focus DIARRHEA AKADEMI FANTASIA je mesti tak larat.
Terok gak melaser dak dak kat @15 ni...heh!

xtgvtv2 : Fatin tu kalau sup tulang mesti x best (gelak sampai tergolek kat lantai)

arjunaKATA : OUTKAN GEDEKNA (stuju!)

Masih tak paham apa tujuan nak tunjuk DVD tuh
Ya ampun! Apa main main game lak ni...tolonglah.

sembangmalam : Ahmad .. enpon ko ada kamera tak (carut kes terbaru ke?)

TIGRIS2aku yakin afiq dan aizat ada potensi... blah blah blah(gila!!!)

Aku tukau channel sat nak check undian and found out rupanya skang meka letak ranking je ek.
Meka da tak letak peratusan agik. Takut ler terjadi kes Mawi nanti orang tanak undi sebab Mawi da lari jauh sangat. Keji la...ada je nak jalan nak perah duit terbanyak kan....
Tuko balik channel sebab nak layan @15.
Hurm...pengetua masuk. Tak pon ngamuk ke kes tampar tiga kali tengok meka kembali pon! Bebudak tak nampak takut pun...boring! 
"Saya tatau any other way how to rectify performance. Rehearsal only can improve performance."
You don't say!!!! What a revelation.
"I didn't expect it to be that bad." Ermmm...komen sendiri lah... pening bertambah tambah.
Tu kata abang Roslan kita ek. Mana si cikgu bahasa omputeh...paham ke Dekna si Roslan speaking speaking.
Apa cita lak meka dapat hantaran dari kuarga meka? Si Dafi dan Heliza dapat becasue they wre both at the top.
Why top two and not top three? Heliza dapat SELONGGOK tudung katanya dari mak dia (in her own words) ...lapan tudung dan buku ngan note dari ayah dia...
"Kenal diri dan kenal ruang" pesan mak Heliza nih. Erm...cam Adlin Aman Ramli lak mom dia. But at least I found her parents advice good.
Dafi dapat letter dari parents dia.
Erm...nothing much to say...just like his performance last Saturday night.
Apa lak nih dapat bunga lak dari tenaga produksi? Haiyoo...dak tuh bak berapa hengget masuk ngan AFUNDI dia,  nak bagi bunga je ker????
Kemuts tol!!!!
Iklan lagik...jangan Lasindah Cafe agik dah.
Layan @15 balik. meMandai : wei sapa nak joint aku cari pasal...

Jin2020 : BUAT TUNANG TERSAYANG HELIZA. JANGAN GEDIK SANGAT. HELIZA SAYANG KU (berangannya!!!)

NieCaraGue dekna iras rosnah mat aris...GEDEKNA...out GEDEKNA... out GEDEKNA... out GEDEKNA (merasalah!!!)

arjunaKATA : Korang tau tak mana zana dalam bahasa arab? (no komen!)

Erm...pilih lagu sendiri lagi. Bosan ler...cuba kalao orang tuh pilih lagu iut turutan undian meka.
Contoh kalau Dafi finsih first...dia pilih dulu, Heliza kedua, dia lak pilih.
Dari bagi bunga buang duit, baik bagi bonus camtuh. Ada motivasi bebudak ni nak finish at the top!
Baguslah tuh meka main pilih camni je. We can guess what's coming up. Here's the list of songs untuk minggu kedua ni.

Dafi - Pencinta Wanta (Irwansyah)
Afiq - Biso Bonar (Hattan)
Ebi - Bailamos (Enrique Iglesias)
Farha - Biarkan Aku Menangis (Tommy J. Pissa)
Shawal - Kenangan Mengusik Jiwa (A. Ramlie)
Rizal - Kembali Merindu (Slam)
Aswad - Nak Kahwin Duit Tak Ada (Sweet September)
Dekna - Cinta (Amy Mastura)
Noni - Mirai E (Kiroro)
Heliza - Aku Bukan Untukmu (Rossa)
Candy - Semua Jadi Satu (3 Diva)
Fatin - Bila Rindu Ku Sebut Namamu (Siti Fairuz)
Mila - Gotta Tell You (Samanthan Mumba )

Cakap manyak ponya sombong tol bebudak ni...
Cam si Poyo dapat lagu Hattan, siap kata "I'll make it better than before".
Erm...you make it better than nyanyi dalam jamban da ok da...minggu lepas pon hancus nak lelebih lak.
At least si Dekna more realistic. Dalam beriya dia dapat lagu Amy Mastura dan start nyanyi lak, sempat dia carut diri sendiri..."op....flat!! sambil gelak.
Hai Noni nyanyi apa tuh...bahasa Jepun ke haper tuh....huwan haiwan seshonoh cicak shhrghhh
Wooohhhh....pening. Tak pengsan ke Shawal tuh nak layan.
Shawal  kata si Noni muka Jepun. Ke cam selipar Jepun adalah.
Nak start le meka nak kenen kenen nih...so predictable.
Si Aswad lak, seperti agenda Astro ni....nak tonjok dia melalak bila dapat lagu tugasan. Dari sora dia tuh, aku bayangkan si Hazama masuk lagik elok.
Cam ecstacy je si Aswad ni...ting tong la beriya overdose.....arghhh...just kick his sorry ass out lah.
Eh eh...Adnan Abu Hassan masuk kelas....terkezut...jarang nampak dia kan minggu lepas. Nampak tension je bang Dee nih. RIlek bang....apapun suka hasil keja dia...hope he can do something with the kids this time.; Polyphonic pun jadik la bang....

NewORLD : mak suka aswad (pecah lobang!)

xXxLeePease DEKNA > ROSNAH MATI ARIS (pakat ek)

DiyaNazreulla...DAFI...jambu gungguh...i like (erm...the only reason ler people vote)
Suka tol Adnan ada...valid sikit comments dia pasal bebudak berterabur nyanyi last Saturday night.
Poyo kena kritik wat moka toya.
Mana pergi si Tuan Pengetua ek. SPEKU CEPAT!
Argh...bosan tol. Nak dengar komen komen semua yang memang semua kira bagus dari semua carutan kat luar nih.

xtgvtv2 : potong rambut ebi (stuju sangat!)

JALUT8823 : YG TERKELUAR TU TANDANYA TAK BAGUS LA TU...TERIMA LA...KENYATAAN (laser sungguh! padahal si Diya tengah chat skali tuh!)

Suka tengok reaksi Heliza layan clip dia sebab dia cam geli dan tak puas ati ngan persembahan dia. Part mana pitch dia lari tuh, dia tergeli sendiri.
Aku suka...at least nampak dia mampu nak dengar lagik. Kira takde la tone deaf cam majoriti bebudak ni.
Bak kata Syafi (tak silap aku lah) memang lari la dia punya pitching, tapi tak seteruk yang lain lah...heh!
Arghhh...tolong laaa...apa lak nak tunjuk si Aswad gi klinik agik bab closing.
PLEASE LAH ASIK NAK PROMOTE JE ASTRO NI. Nak Mawi kan dia lah tu. Mengharapkan dia jadik rempit harapan. Oh please lah...two bit rocker yang wat album tak laku patut ke get this much attention.
Memang sesuai la agenda DIARRHEA AKADEMI FANTASIA.
Whatever....
Anyways aku ada beberapa pics ni dari last Saturday night of keluarga Akademi Fantasia yang gi nonton konsert pertama kat Dewan Sivik.
Hope you guys like it walaupon tak clear sangat.

Nana ngan style rambut dia yang baru.Reza jeles la tuh (hiks)

Fitri dan Nurul Gelap sikit but the other one's Diddy dan Farhan. Bawahnya Felix (amik pic gerak gerak lak dia) and finally si Velvet dan Zila.
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Afiq - Janjiku (Sofaz)
He started out what sounded like way too low, and it was barely audible.
It was painful with his voice mendatar saja, and hitting the wrong note here and there.
In fact, he was the first one of the night yang seolah terlupa lak meolody for the first verse. By the end of that baru nak pick up and show some promise, when again he seem to lose his way.
All in all cam malam karaoke kat memana warung kat Putrajaya. Oh and again, aku tak paham the need for backing vocals kalau langsong tak dengar habok, atau bila dengar pon memang tak perlu sangat.
Jee kata dia ada style. Mak aih...bergunanya dia....aku rasa dia masih ingat dia Paula Abdul kot. Hattan was more accurate when he said bukak mulut je sumbang while Ogy hit the nail on the head, when she commented on the lack of penghayatan on the performance, not to mention lack of understanding of the lyrics, for some reason which seems to be the theme for the night.
Hope this guy goes out early cause berangan dia melebihi bakat dia yang setakat ni nampak ciput sangat by comparison.
For some reason, he seems to think he's Usher (merasalah muka ko sesuai usher panggung wayang jer).
I officially nickname Aziq, POYO making him the first nak dapat nama timangan sebab da masuk blacklist aku of those yang patut disepak trajang kuar dari Akademi Fantasia daripada terus menYUJMBANG bukan sahaja lagu tapi juga pada pencemaran bunyi dan pemandangan di sekitar Dewan Sivik dan juga pada slot kemunculannya di Astro Ria.
Urghhh!!!!!!!
 (atas dasar kepoyoan dia tolak agik kalau leh tuk Caya Beb ker haper tagline dia)

Mila - Bersamamu (Siti Sarah)
Sebab yang lain azab sangat, Mila sounded better...at least untuk sebaris dua then kesengauan dia take over for the end of the verse.
From that point on, dia join geng lain dalam bersama berlawan tuk piala SUMBANGsih for the night...aku taka paham tol.
Meka nih tone deaf ke? So much for trying to be professionals, sampai memegang mic pun cam nak telan...
Komen pengkritik? Jee ngan statement recycle of the year from Malaysian Idol, "nervous ke?" was again, so tak perlu. But if you thought that was as good as she got, how how tetiba nak puji mata..haiyooo!!! NO NEED SANGAT!
Hattan gave his best line of the night - "banyak sangat apartment...asik flat flat flat je..."
I like!
As for Ogy, let's face it, dia sorang je yang bebetul comprehensive dari segi segala pemerhatian dia.Point by point...bagus tegur pasal signal hand Karam Singh Walia nya yang tak perlu pun obvious point which wasn't raised by the others.
for potential but nothing more

Dafi - Uptown Girl (Westlife)
Yes, again another outing at amateur karaoke night.
Apa tujuan dua orang membadutkan diri in Ebi dan si poyo Afiq tuh by playing stupid clowns up to bad acting nih??!!
Yang tiga orang lak in yang buang masa... Rizal, and Farha memamg tak perlu tambah menYUMBANGkan suara.
Harap jambu, sora mendatar ala ala runway KLIA.
No dynamics, no use of range at all and generally no hope tol sora ciut dia tuh.
And by the way, yang patutnya Uptown Girl tuh cam Downtown Streetwalker
Persembahan camtuh dapat paling banyak undi for the night?
You've got to be joking...
As for the critics, did we expect anything more bila Jee komen pada senyuman lak?
And were we surprised when Jee kata penyampaian bagus.
Kalau ikut standard Jee and we know how well she's doing lately...I suppose it's more than expected of her.
Hattan lawak tol...kata Dafi ketar the moment nak pegang pompuan sebab tak biasa. I wonder how true that is.And Ogy? Hit the nail on the head as usual.

Diya - Aku Masih Setia (Dia Fadila)
Gediks and watse of time...bantal mana?
Nak tidur tol....tapi kata Jee "Ko ada pakej"...how original!!!! We didn't hear that in Idol!
Hattan and Ogy again the only realistic ones for the night, with Ogy punya laser paling berasap punya, "setakat maintain cantik tuh betul....tapi cantik pun bukan cantik sangat".

Farha - Pemuzik Jalanan (Search)
Persembahan yang very the ala ajaran sesat Ayah Pin yang kemudian melalak flat. Rock tuh setakat menjerit ke?
Pastu badut perempuan lak masuk....aduih...Dekna tuh mengingatkan aku pada Mas tul.
Sakit...sora paling menyakitkan sepanjang malam. Ni cam kutip rempit depan Dean Sivik masuk last minute jer....takde rupa ada preparation langsung!.
And what's with the jpget lambak cam hanjeng gila tuh????
Arghhh!!! Stress tol show cipan camnih. Segmen membodohkan bebudak je keja bab nih (but then again, I think that's the only thing the kids are doing SO well.
Mai kita komen Jee yang begitu kritikal "Saya suka suara Farha" (apa yang dia tak suka?)
Hattan kata mamat nih  rock jadian, "Vocal awak takde character tuk rock".
Again true, simple things like understanding the genre nak perform pun tak reti. Wat malu depan rocker cam Hattan jer.
Ogy pun kata separuh masak punya rock singer

Ebi - Milik Siapakah Gadis Ini (Sudirman)
Banyak sangat masalah dia nih. Tempo pun takleh like the rest...not to mention pitching...oops...sama je rupanya ngan stok stok lain sebelom nih.
Tapi tone dia sedap, cuma aku tak paham dia ni tak belajar apa apa pasal vocal control ke.
Molot tuh cam kunyah gula getah. None of his voice yang keluar leh pakai.
I think he needs to do more bubbling and yawning and much more facial exercises...cikgu Syafi? Maki sikit...!
And tangan dia tuh kenapa...nak mintak sedekah ke asik hulur sana sini.
Part ni yang Jee tetiba komen lebih (kena tegur pihak production ke?)
Nak mintak drama katanya. Takde lak puji mata ker...idung ke...baju ke yang cantik? Tak taste ek?
Hattan pointed out about Ebi not opening his mouth. while Ogy marah pasal penghayatan lagu yang patutnya ala tengah skodeng pompuan.
Aduh...pecah perot!

Dekna - Tanpamu (Farahwahida)
Terasa bosan jika trus aku nak dengar dia. Mas jugak rupanya...versi Erra Fazira yang eyebags overdose dan berangan. Sumbang, flat blah blah blah...everything....
Malas nak repeat bebenda sama. Memang betul ler musim ni bebudak ni semua feeling je overdose.
Speaking of overdose, si poyo Afiq tuh kenapa???
Matilah ko kalaiu setakat backing nak overdose...ingat Zahid ke? Perut tuh cover sikit kalau da pakai sendat tuh terkeluar segalanya tapi feeling six pack.
Apparently bukan aku sorang je ingat dia cam Mas...even Aznil had to share that comment.
But in true fashion, Jee :kata rupa dia leh menagkap minat orang. For all the promises Jee seems to think she holds I wonder if I have the wrong show and this is kind of clown school rather than anything else.
But trust her judgement kan...even Hattan pun kata memula masuk je da sumbang..."ari ni saya frust sebab semua vocal ke laut"
Bukan ke laut je...you're all the way to the Antartica and freaking back!
Merasalah Ted nak menyampuk ata janji jadik duta Mamee Slurp!
I think Ogy was the only one to feel the vibe or lack of when she said performance Deka adalah persembahan paling malas.
 (sebab ada poyo overdose)

Shawal - Harapan (Fazley Zainal)
I love his tone dan walaupon dia struggle, tak kisah la sakit ke tak, he didn't do as bad as the others.
Kira takyah bagik discount sebab keadaan kesihatan dia tetap dia keep up. No excuses and he did have massive pitching problems, but I think among budak laki semua tone dia yang paling rounded, firm and weighty. Promising is the word.
Walaopon baju cam 80an dan rambut cam bersanggul lak bahagian belakang.
Mai kita ramai ramai salahkan Yoda dan team wardrobe.
Jee at this point got her momentary delusional whim to play intelligent katanya tetiba analytical when Hattan sendiri admit about his tone and his potential and Ogy felt the same, walaupon maki sebakul dulu sampai si Dollah Cantk yang floor manager pun kena.

Candy - Kaching (Shania Twain)
I don't even know whay that was. but I think she can be better as something else if not a singer kalao ikut gaya.
I don't know if she had a problem with English sangat (tanya cikgu suka p-ink tuh) but tak paham haram sepatah pon.
Of course we expect Jee to like this, while Hattan and Ogy just shrugged at the language problems.
Honestly she has a half decent voice, but tunggu dan lihat camna lak pasnih sebab honestly hara, sepatah pon aku tak paham what she was wailing about.
The best dressed for the night, and at least she looked like a popstar compared to the others.
The one time Jasmi Rejab justified his pay cheque with Astro.
Merasalah out of 13 onstage, you have to at least get one right!



Rizal - Menanti Sebuah Jawaban (Padi)
He killed one of my favourite songs. Dia cam kelas belajar membaca bukan menyanyi for some reason sebab dia nyanyi takde flow langsung...sepatah...sepatah...sepatah....
Harapkan muka jer....one word, MELODY!
Or maybe cikgu bahasa Inggeris meka ni lom ajar kot the meaning of the word because he sure as hell didn't display even the basic understanding of adhering to the melody and the tune of the song..
Lack of dynamics and application of the range of his vocals, if any sebab aku rasa antara budak budak laki dia paling hampeh stakat nih.
Easily one of the WORST performances of the night.
terkejut lak Jee tak taste dan katakan "quite mendukacitakan"
Hattan pun geleng pala while the surprise cam in the only statement from Ogy yang aku tak agree with at all.
Hai...Dekna kena pedas sangat tapi hanya kerana hunky dory in Ogy's eyes kot dia leh terlepas.

Noni - Tak Ada Logika (Agnes Monica)
Ni Agnes Monica ke Elyana. Heh!!! Baju cam...erm....
Anyway ni sekor agik dak pompuan yang gedik lebih..
Maybe it was the pathetic outdated 80s choreography, and then dia semput, but somehow it was a weird key she started with, and for some reason it didn't sound right.
If nothing else teringat lak persembahan Mas ketika Kylie Minogue punya lagu. Ni just one notch better, which is nothing nice to say ok.
Backing vocal pon ancus...and what's with the music outro? Walaupon ada bunga api, namun tuh tak cukup nak kaburkan my sight for how truly horrendous it was.
The worst of the girls, setanding ngan Rizal. I mean seriously, an easy pop meloody pun takleh hold...
Kata Jee? "Saya suka..."....you would...(tak serik agik ke?)
Hattanaku rasa wish the earth would swallow him while Ogy regains her form and said "HANCUQQQQ!!!" adding that even the backing dancers were better.



Heliza - Kau Pergi Jua (Adam Ahmad)
Seperti sudah di agak, she delivered even though the end of the first verse flat sikit.
Styling memang Siti tapi selepas berdarah telinga satu malam, aku rasa ok ler sikit in comparison. I didn't like the music for this one, sebab berlawan ngan vocal dia lak...maybe it was just the house mix.
Why was she dressed cam katil Dekna lak ngan ropol ropol whatever frills yang pink tuh. Aiyo!! Ada je tak betul kan konsert pertama ni.
Shaky on low notes but at least dia ada ler initiative nak main lenggok, and her improv for a first week effort jauh bagai langit dan bumi kalau banding dak yang lain.
I don't even care wat Jee, Hattan dam Ogy was Heliza was easily the best of the night. Tul Hattan cakap pasal vibrato dan uniqueness of her approach which kureng from the others. Ogy on her delivery of expression agreeable too.
But this was the only one my part of the hall applauded for.

After the stupid long break sebab panjang sangat show (tu akibatnya kalao nak ramai sangat peserta), we had to put up with the drama of Aswad's stupid video clip.
Aiyo....come on lah...there are a million and one rempit souding freaks who can play rock wannabe..., apa lak nih. Agenda Astro ler tuh nak main emosi tuk galakkan undi simpati nih.
And then si Aznil indulged in his little whim nak nyanyi lagu BPR tugasan Aswad.
Rating tuk Aswad?
 
Hanya kerana aku memang nyampah ngan this whole sympathy game dan memberi dia peluang and all. Aznil tak dapat rating....sorry ek..sebab dia bukan bertanding.dan aku tension sikit sebab dia memanjangkan agik show dan cam conquer sangat the stage when the spotlight was actually supposed to be on the kids.


'Kejutan' kedua selepas tak announce Zana ketika show (da perasan actually mula mula sebab kami kira 13 kerusi je) Fatin kuar mengejut dan wat show.
Does anybody else think this girl is like the poster girl for anorexia? Somebody feed her please! I hardly think this is positive nak bagi budak budak skang think that being a stick insect is normal. Aku rasa sebelah sorang tuh, she's be a perfect 10. She's the 1 dan the other's the 0.
Her performance?
Haiyoo...I have to say kalao ikutkan, she sounds better dari segi tanpa preparation than most of the others.
BUT!!! Apart from dangdut apa lagik dia mampu buat? Sengau, nipis dan tak bermaya sora dia....waste of time.
Jee mangkuk tol...orang masalah kesihatan kulit, ni lak dia kata leh affect sora. Mangkuk jamban tol...get your facts ler sebelom komen. Apa da...nampak sangat wat homework.
Hattan pun cam tak caya dia sakit sampai leh affect and Ogy pun tak kuasa nak komen lebih.
But frnakly I think she's overrated tol considering dak ni dangdut bak pesen rock. BOSAN!
Mai kita nyanyi ramai ramai..."aku bosan...bosan...dengan dirimu...aku benci...benci..."

And last but not least, Menuju Puncak.
Selain pakaian meka yang BUSUK...the new arrangement of Menuju Puncak tak menaikkan smangat langsung and is DEFINITELY THE BIGGEST LOSER MOMENT in the history of Akademi Fantasia.
Not to mention baju bebudak busuk!!!! Nampak sponsored by Girodano ke kedai pakaian Hari Hari jer. And the steps...mmm..kesian lak Linda Jasmine kena ikut arrangement busuk tuh.
For the massacre of Menujuk Puncak, aku bagik

For bebudak semua, aku bagik tepukan gemuruh because their timing and execution of steps ok gak ler walaopon tak perfect.
Their vocals weren't all that bad for a first week and most of them did better than their individual shows.
Still, it is a shame to the branding of Akademi Fantasia, and the new production team has managed to screw up every single aspect of the show, sampai lagu tema pun cam sampah!
Kembali kan Akademi Fantasia!!! NOW!
So many problems....that no one even gave a flying fish about Diya kena sepak trajang kuar (nangis overdose lebih daripada any other first concert in Akaemi Fantasia history ok!)
Mana Roslan Aziz kata nak campak beg halau berambos? Mana tampar tiga kalinya? Huh...
Memula kata bebudak ni semua power...kita da tengok betapa 'power' meka ni.
Then kata tamao menangis...and of course...we saw what happened last night.
So? Musim kelima ni tahap sampah...and any true Akademi Fantasia fan will admit that.
So boo to all of you who screwed up the show we all love and now just love to hate all the more.
Kalau nak identify the problems semalam...banyak sangat, tapi nih some of the main that I found. I'm not going to state about budak budak ampehs tuh semua yang sumbang abih...because that's pretty obvius da.
So production team...kalau nak take notes, please jot down these points.
1)Music arrangement was horrible! Cam gi Red Box karaoke (actually tuh kira ok agik..cam karaoke murahan mana la sebenarnya) the music arrangement semalam.
I know the kids sucked...but the music didn't help.
2)Elements that made the show were eliminated.Like the intro ketika muzik latar Menuju Puncak. That's a tradition...and sacred...you don't get rid of that! That stupid fashion show was so plugging the sponsors its not even funny.
3)Choreograhy was horrible (tapi aku tak salahkan Linda Jasmine 100% because she had to work with the horrible arrangement)
4)I think Aznil is still the best host ever...but the programme is not Akademi Fantasia Aznil, so spotlight dia takleh grab from the kids sangat.
5)Get rid of Jee.Hattan dan Ogy pun da cukup.Dahler Roslan Aziz ada...ni nak dia lak...baik terus amik Paul Moss and you call this Fantasia Idol. Bangap...
6)Gimik murahan konon bebudak tuh dihantarbalik kampung terus blah blah blah...doesn't work kalao bagik 10 minit nak turun pentas nak nangis bagi banjir. Weird tol!
7)Don't touch Menuju Puncak if you can't make it better. Because no matter how bad the show is, Menuju Puncak tak penah disappoint camtuh. And it did this time.
8)Please get  Jasmi Rejab to do his work.
9)Stop playing up on Aswad and Fatin to get them sympathy votes...pathetic.
10)Cut short the performances and time wasting stuff kalau da tau ramai sangat bebudak.
11)No cheap ass devices like nak eliminate dua pastu tarik balik sebab Zana da out. That was just stupid.
12)Buang pakar motivasi Dr Luuuuuurrvveee kalao sendiri tak mampu contain the situation.
13)While you're at it, the English teacher should go to sebab I don't see his function there at all.
14)Benarkan setiap member of the faculty do their job. Abang Adnan, Syafi, Linda and Fati. This is not Akademi Fantasia Roslan Aziz either sampai semua dia ada say sampai veto power.
15)Tak memaparkan undian kat Dewan is just stupid...and a lousy attempt nak orang emo when people could hardly care less and just want to know for the sake of curiosity.
16)Even music sedih yang biasa main ketika penyingkiran tuh BOSAN! And what's with hauling the bag onstage? That's just cheap kalao musim musim sebelom ni mampu meka wat beg tu muncul dari belakang pentas..dari perut pentas etc.
17)ARRANGEMENTS ARE HORRIBLE!!! Anyone get that already? Bak kata member sorang...cam cheap polyphonic ringtones. (matilah mencarut sampai ke sana!)

And the magic question for the moment is. Berapa lama lagi nak bagi peluang kat Aswad?
Again...this is the WORST Akademi Fantasia concert in the history of the show.
Please...everyone...if you love the show...add your comments below and tell these people how horrible it is....do it at least for me for having to be in the damn Dewan Sivik and that I don't have to be tortured watching it...arghhh!!!!!!!

Bahan bacaan lain :
Mr Manager
Juan Danza
Budiey
Ajami

Premonitions of doom!!!
Aku dapat rasakan la ek...prediction aku ni mesti betul.
Feeling berangan Master Chin nak wat ramalan ni. Selepas konsert semala, I have nothing nice to say about Akademi Fantasia anymore...at all.
Why? Senang je bagi sesiapa yang ada menonton Diari Akademi Fantasia  semalam. It is bordering on ridiculous when you start flaunting your own flaws.
First of all, haper kejadahnya meka ni nak pecah lobang kebodohan tak jadiknya kejutan sendiri ngan tunjuk bebudak ngaku yang most of the notification of the surprise ni tak jadik.
Siap ada yang kena lakon balik for the camera sebab tak jadik...what the...
Pastu...to make it worse, it not only exposes how lame the production was but also bagaimana bebudak nih sebenarnya PLASTIK!!!
Dari permulaan pon da plastik...keji lah.
What the hell was the point of that???
Should we go on?
Awmigawddddddd...what the.....malas la.
Dengan karekter Neng Yatimah pelbagai...ngan gedi...ngan sora sparuh masak...arghh!!!!
Nyampahhh!! Tapi seronok sebab ada bahan carut. Hah!! Amik ko!
Nampaknya tahun ni aku akan sayang ngan Akademi Fantasia sebab  ada banyak bahan nak mencarut..
Cam p*****k tol. Lom per per ada kes gambar bogel la...ada kes yang ciommolot sesama jenis kat kolej...
UWAAAARGHH!!!!!!!!
Malam ni, aku nak tengok camna meka perform...stakat ni, my expectation memang zero, so it shouldn't be hard for me to be impressed. But even that pun aku rasa I'll be disappointed.
Soalnya skang...malam ni berapa ramai akan disingkirkan.
Leh tak aku harap Aswad, Fatin disepak kuar...sementara Zana dan Dekna pon di campak beg keluar Akademi Fantasia.
So apa pun...I'll  update from the Dewan Sivik malam ni ek. Cialos...bye people! Malam ni check ler sini ek...

"Dafi, you have A nice brown hair."

Aduh...merasalah. Mana ler pihak Akademi dapat mamat nih.
Diari berterusan for Lord knows how long pastu ngan persiapan konsert hari penyampaian hadiah Sekolah Rendah Kampung Pelir Hitam (bukan carut ek...memang ada tempat tuh kat Sarawak ok!)
More scene berangan syok sendiri...yang layak menerima piala sumbangsih tuk persiapan yang seolah dalam dua minit.
So many of them off pitch.
Afiq, Zana,teruk gila babas. Tone deaf ka? Even Heliza yang aku rasa better, leh mmmm....aduh.
Shawal sound ok sikit, but obvious sebab dia singing safe.
Bosan permulaan percubaan nak kenen kenen.
Anyways, dalam senarai aku yang patut out selain yang mention sebelom ni, please la kick out that person yang tak patut berada kat dalam tuh. Arghhh...more sumbang beyond belief..anjing luar Astro, satu kawasan tetangga semua da mula menyalak! Time to turn down the volume! Mute le lagik elok.
BAB NAK BUKAK BENANG PAS CABUT GIGI PUN BERAPA MINIT NAK TUNJUK!!!!
Apa kena mengena nih ngan Akademi Fantasia? Clueless???!!!!
SODIH!
Diari skang ni menjadi iklan bagik doctors dan dentists ke? Tak paham...
Does it get worse?
Tapak kasut tanggal pun jadik cita....how creative.
Alamak...adengan semua histeria ngan Farha piunya rehearsal.
Emo lagi...apa punya jantan nih. Si Afiq lak stress sampai nak nitis air mata. Tak penah bebudak dalam Akademi Fantasia, apa lagik yang jantan sampai tahap sedih camni. This is really frustrating.
Apapun punya audition meka jalani sampai bebudak nih semua nak lepas masuk Akademi. Tahun ni audition cari watak watak Neng Yatimah kah????
What's with the FREAKING clown?????
Gi mampos lahhhhh...apa nak jadi Diari Akademi Fantasia ni???!!!
Simply spasticated and really, totally RETARDED! Aku rasa meka nak surprise kononnya, bayau badut tuh tuk masuk ke dalam Akademi, nak make their money's worth nak terus pasang berapa lama. .
La di da....oh whatever;..
Diya gathersher off key friends to sing an extended,loud, screamy, off-key version of happy birthday tuk ayah dia. Now you seriously have to wonder what these kids' punya jadual is like because they sure as hell look like they have too much freaking time on their freaking hands.
Nyanyi out, lirik tak hengat...choreography pon tak down agik...keja nangis, gediks, main main...arghhh...
Ya ampun...here comes the freak show. Ni spesis Neng Yatimah seterusnya yang datang ngan rayuan tuk perform.
At least we know pihak Akademi Fantasia memang pro Aswad, mungkin  meka pandang dia cam Mawi kot...tapi kalao banding, at least Mawi nyanyi elok agik.
Dan Mawi botak, bukan membotak....*merasalh carutan lepas geram*
Yerlah kalau closing scene pun tunjuk scene Neng Yatimah agik.
Seriously...for a season yang bedebat pasal air mata dan keperluan, nampaknya budak budak ni lagik nak nangis, dan produksi lagik all out nak capture...whatever...
The Debat at least was fun, walaopon memang terlalu comtrolled seperti ramai dapat saksikan.
A lot of points takleh get through. Bukan control yer....tapi memang the environment tak appropriate. Rasanya dalam last 20 minutes or so je semua da warm up.
At the end of the debate, pasal bab isu Aswad dan Fatin ni, walaupun undian 88% nak meka kekal (yerlah...yang tamao meka kekal nak abihkan duit ke...sure abihkan duit nak AFUNDI yang 14 lain kan), aku tetap ngan these points

i) Kalau ikut rules, meka patut kena singkir. Yerlah...cuba ko dok final papers ko. Ko ada MC leh tangguh kah ujian korang? Kena repeat satu sem agik kan? So in other words...move on!!! Tunggu musim depan kalao ada.

ii) Kalao tul lah berbakat sangat, rugi sangat...ala takyah Akademi Fantasia pun leh berjaya kan? Nak kata soal rezeki...kalau da tol talented, rezeki anywhere.

iii) Kalau nak expose to anyone of them (Aswad kena at least away for one month, si Fatin ngan penyakit misteri pun doktor kata at least one month kan?), ini membahayakan 14 orang yang lain. This danger includes bahaya menjangkiti tenaga pengajar, silap silap Aznil dan Roslan sendiri kena. Like I said...bungus kang Akademi Fantasia kalau camni...

iv) Kenapa samakan keadaan meka ngan Mawi dan Marsha, sedangkan meka tak berjaya membuktikan lagi kemampuan?
Mawi dan Marsha ada nyanyi masa sesi pengenalan, yang ditunjukkan melalui Trek Selebriti dan Tirai Akademi Fantasia musim lalu.
Kemudian walaupun Marsha tak nyanyi ketika Konsert Prelude, si Mawi ada. The performances were enough to judge they were among the best. Wajarlah...
Ni yang dari sedutan nyanyian meka, Aswad nan ado sora cam melalak, si Fatin lak sora nipis yang bingit dan menyakitkan telinga.
Overrated is the term to use.
And by the way, Mawi dan Marsha DISINGKIR ok ketika Konsert Prelude. Cuma permintaan ramai nak meka balik. Ni sapa yang mintak balik...tenaga produksi yang hype je orang ramai sangat nak meka dua nih.

v) Sindrom meluat akan kembali kalau meka dua nih kekal dan sesapa lain yang eliminated. Seperti sedia maklum, we know minggu ni ada elimination.
After all, kalau AFUNDI meka cukup dan meka tak terkeluar, atas merit apa? Simpati!
Ni yang meka dok kata meka tak galakkan undi simpati? Oh please....at the end of the day, these two kalau berterusan will be the most hated duo in this musim and possibly the whole Akademi Fantasia.
Bukan aku nak salahkan meka. Jatuh sakit tuh bukan salah meka (kecuali si Fatin yang aku masih tak puas sakit apa sebenarnya, ke gimik planning ngan doktor skali sebab tak reveal)
Tapi...da nasib ko...kenapa laa perlu nak kesian kan...hish!!!

Apapun, we'll see how things go, cause as far as I can see, mengarut da lah keadaan dalam Akademi kali ni.
This could possibly go down as one of the worst Diari Akademi Fantasia and overall paling teruk punya musim Akademi Fantasia in history judging by how things are going.
Semua harap rupa je...arghh...jap nak kelaur beli earplugs for the concert...takot rosak pendengaran.

Ramainya orang...eh...tapi tuan rumah tetap sambut kedatangan kami ek!

Antara dua tamu yang hadir. Aku rasa ramai agik di jemput, tapi nampak Nurul (letihnya rupa) dan Nora (tambah cantik..tapi cantik ke pose???!) je...

 Laman depan rumah, dan interior decor ruang tamu, dan ruang makan. Kat second hall dia ada cabinet berisi trophy kemenang Mawi. Uwaa..siap ada artwork tuh kat main hall.

 Tuan rumah posing and welcoming into his home. Koleksi platinum award, and also ruang hiasan...simple but nice. Bersemangat nih Mawi layan tamu cam kita ni yang dijemput. Tima kasih dak botak!

Kemenangan Mawi paling bermakna dan anugerah paling cantik aku rasa ialah piala dari MTV Asia Awards ni.Tak jauh dari tu ada kenangan tuk mengingatkan sapa Mawi tak lama dahulu. Ni namanya rezeki...

Aku tension sikit sebab kualiti vieo terjejas sikit...not to mention the actual clip I took hilang...but hey...takpe lah. You guys get what he's trying to say anyway kan.

Anyway...soal Dari semalam lak...
Tak paham kenapa intro Diari hari ketiga ni, meka nak betulkan sangat pandangan orang terhadap Roslan Aziz to prove he's kind and caring dan sebagainya.
Bukan ke dia sendiri nak tunjukkan imej dia garang dan strict disciplinarian? So why compromise it by menunjukkan kononnya dia ni bukan camtuh.
Make up your mind ler how you want to package your product.
Weak voice tol si Diya. Bosan siot. Cam karaoke kat Red Box (promo percuma...) Kalau camni ler competition, then it's going to be really boring Sabtu ni.
Rizal was hardly any better in the practise. For some reason, meka penghayatan zero. Again....disappointing.
Deka lak mengilai je keja. I like the rearrangement on Tanpamu, tapi kenapa sora sorang sorang ni cam meneran jer.
Heliza ni ada potential, tapi walaopon aku suka dia, aku harap dia nih dapat dibentukkan cara betul, sebab setakat ni sora dia, lenggok dia, terlalu ikut Siti. Kira klon gak nih...
Aduh...ada basic potential, tapi identity takde. Mampu ke dia nih nak find herself in time?
I wonder kenapa meka tak sebut betul betul apa masaalah kesihatan si Fatin, tak bagitau nih ailment dia.
Tengok dia ok je...kalao tul masaalah kulit seperti dikatakan, then betul ler sikit,
Ke gimik nak balance out nak bak dia dan Aswad balik dengan harapan dapat pancing undi cam Mawi dan Marsha dulu.
Too coincidental if you ask me.
Aduh...apa gunanya medical check up in baru masuk sehari dua je memacam.
Too much time wasted on her...sapa kata musim ni takde airmata???!!!
Sudeh!!! Kalau kena keluar...shoo!!! Apa lak nak perah scene ni sampai berapa lama. Mesti ada kes nak kaut keuntungan ni.
Erm..editor tidur ke???
Matilah doktor takleh pakai!
Dah ler sebut tarikh pemeriksaan 13 Januari....which is obviously wrong, pastu tak sebut lak apa yang tak kena.
Dr Azizah Mohamad kata penyakit ni kena kuarantin at least two weeks, tapi sembuh dalam masa sebulan hingga sebulan setengah....so...???
Bye bye baby ler nak tunggu kalao competition baru dua bulan je. KEJI!
Arghhh!!!!! GEDIK!!!!!!
Angkat kaki ler ko minggu ni....dak pompuan semua cam takde keja nak jadik minah gelek. Cuba focus getting the right key and projection dari sibuk nak pegang mic dan bergelek je.
Zana pun sora lemau la...kenapa tahun ni sora dak pompuan semua so pathetic! Camni ke meka harap pemenang pelajar perempuan tahun ni.
Si Dekna tuh, should focus on her singing yang tak cukup makan than playing around.
Noni semput, dan menjerit. Apa pontential yang para produksi nampak dalam bebudak nih pun aku confuse.
Alamak...seriously Diari kekurangan bahan ler sampai budak main kipas battery operated pun leh jadik bahan. Dahler painful sebab dengar dak lai jerit OOOOOOOO..backing melalak Dafi punya Uptown Girl.
The next shots show pelajar semua tidur. Ni cam nak ikut shot Marsha dulu tidur, sampai celah kerusi semua to look for shots of the kids sleeping. BORING!!!
Didn't meka already repeat this with Amirul?
Lor...meka ni ada edit ke tak???? Balik balik cita dak pompuan dan visual memasing gedik!
Diya ni rupanya sengau...dahler sora dia ni nipis dan lembik
ASTRO!!!!!
FIRE THE DAMN EDITOR!!!!!PERLU KE KITA NAK TENGOK BEBUDAK NI MEMAIN TUK SEMAKIN NYAMPAH!!!
Talk about destroying your own product.
I can safely say after all this waste of time, cam ada tetido ketika patutnyas editing, my conclusion is nothing but bebudak pompuan SUARA SUMBANG, GEDIK dan LEMBIK!
Zana tuh aku rasa nak bagik makan slipar jepun je;....nangis lak! Mana lak janji si Roslan nak penampo.
Tengok time bebudak laki lak backing si Dafi, aku kena lower volume, sebab AGAIN!!!! SUMBANG!!!!
Dafi lembik, and yang backing semua main lalak je, takde blend in harmony langsung,
OUT WITH ZANA LAAAA!!!
Malas tol baru tiga hari dan pelbnagai emotional baggage.....nangis je keja!!!!!!! Aku mintak ler dia kena sepak kuar ler...kucing pun rindu sampai nangis.
Aku mintak le kucing ko kena gelek ngan lori balas skang gak.
Rindu parents laa....nyampah nyampah nyampah!!!!
COME ON!!!
Beriya nak masuk Akademi Fantasia, da dapat, memacam lak rindu tuh rindu ni...dan gatai tuh rindu abang mana lak??? Ramai lagik bebudak yang LEBIH layak yangtak gedik camni...aduh!
Mintak laa dia kuar cepat tuk tunaikan permintaan dia lah...
Sebut pasal permintaan, baru hari ketiga memacam bebudak ni spoilt nak mintak benda da kat kamera.|
Bedak sejuk Mustika Ratu...laksa...ngada bijik la.
Aku mintak si Dekna, ikut si Zana berambus gak.I have had enough of her, gedik dia, sora sombang dia dan eyebags dai in just three days.
Lepas gedik, followed up by poyo. Afiq lak melayan kamera. I think these kids kan terlalu banyak masa.
Dari nak meraih undi simpati, pakai airmata la...pakai emosi la...feeling Neng Yatimah nih, tolong la...focus on your learning la;. Yer...unlike pihak produksi yang kuat recycle walaopon nama team baru, here's a new term for those yang crybabies...takyah pakai cenggeng da. KIta gelar peraih undi yang menggunakan airmata sebagai golongan Neng Yatimah.
Sepanjang Diari yang aku rasa antara paling aku nyampah ni, cuma aku suka si Linda punya kelas je. Ajar sikit bebudak nih.,,
Kena punish pun memain je...please la.
With every second, I hate these girls who I feel are so undeserving of being in there.
And oh...I hate whoever's editing this crap yang nampak MALAS dan takde kreativiti langsung.
Kesimpulannya?
Fire the damn editors yang tak wat keja, dan sekali selain buang Aswad dan Fatin je, sepak kuar si Zana dan Dekna, especially Dekna mata cam palette watercolour dan terover gedik, walaupon bakat NAN ADO!