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First of all, ni pengumuman yang korang tak dapat layamn kat TV semalam ketika konsert pertama semalam. Of course ni menjawab misteri ke mana Zana menhghilang dan betul ke dia menarik diri, dan atas sebab apa. Officially, of course you guys know konon she withdrew because of stress, and dia minta...kan? Ni the actual slightly longer story. Khamis, si Zana sudahpun membuat permintaan nak tarik diri daripada Akademi Fantasia. Walaupun banyak kali dia di minta reconsider, she mati mati nak tarik diri. Adakah ini berkaitan isu gambar bogel yang didakwa miliknya? Pihak Akademi mengaku mereka ada memaklumkan Zana mengenai apa yang berlaku kat luar (silly) dan oleh kerana itu (they didn't say if this was the total fault, or only part of the reason) she withdrew. Alkisahnya juga, Thursday setelah Zana keluar dari Akademi, Jumaat Zana juga telah membuat laporan polis mengenai pengedaran gambar yang di dakwa gambar dia bogel. So kes dia ni skang kes polis. Now on to the concert after all that drama (tapi you have to ask yourself so many questions still kan) Pada sapa yang menonton, sesungguhnya korang tatau beta[a terkejutnya kami yang dalam dewan sebab letopan pyro tanpa warning As the evening progressed baru kita paham keperluan meka nak memekakkan kami kat Dewan Sivik ngan letupan letupan....kalao tak banyak agik kesumbangan aku terpaksa layan. The stage and backdrop looks better, with a more all out feel towards the colous, though you have to wonder why they chose so considering they wanted a more reddish glow to it. Weird cocktail of colours. Seterusmnya masuk fashion show untuk memuaskan hati sponsors mana sekor-sekor pelajar nak parade catwalk dan tayang baju. At least elok ler sikit tanpa Yoda tahun ni. Still, takde umphhh dalam meka wat camtuh dari perkenalan setiap pelajar traditionally. Selepas itu masuk perkenalan pengkritik lak. Fauziah Latiff? My God! She can't even sing anymore, and apa lak nak ciplak branding Malaysian Idol lagik! Baik panggil Paul Moss terus. Hattan ok aa...puas ati gak, and last but not least, Ogy, which I suppose in unarguable. In fact, both of them je da cukup, cause the third person is such a non-contributing waste of time. By the way kalau biasa aku wat rating berapa bintang bebudak dapat tuk persembahankat konsert....musim ni sebab busuk sangat, aku nak hadiahkan toilet plunger atau beros jamban terus kalau their performance nih BUSUK! Which covers a lot of them for this week actually.
Afiq - Janjiku (Sofaz) He started out what sounded like way too low, and it was barely audible. It was painful with his voice mendatar saja, and hitting the wrong note here and there. In fact, he was the first one of the night yang seolah terlupa lak meolody for the first verse. By the end of that baru nak pick up and show some promise, when again he seem to lose his way. All in all cam malam karaoke kat memana warung kat Putrajaya. Oh and again, aku tak paham the need for backing vocals kalau langsong tak dengar habok, atau bila dengar pon memang tak perlu sangat. Jee kata dia ada style. Mak aih...bergunanya dia....aku rasa dia masih ingat dia Paula Abdul kot. Hattan was more accurate when he said bukak mulut je sumbang while Ogy hit the nail on the head, when she commented on the lack of penghayatan on the performance, not to mention lack of understanding of the lyrics, for some reason which seems to be the theme for the night. Hope this guy goes out early cause berangan dia melebihi bakat dia yang setakat ni nampak ciput sangat by comparison. For some reason, he seems to think he's Usher (merasalah muka ko sesuai usher panggung wayang jer). I officially nickname Aziq, POYO making him the first nak dapat nama timangan sebab da masuk blacklist aku of those yang patut disepak trajang kuar dari Akademi Fantasia daripada terus menYUJMBANG bukan sahaja lagu tapi juga pada pencemaran bunyi dan pemandangan di sekitar Dewan Sivik dan juga pada slot kemunculannya di Astro Ria. Urghhh!!!!!!! (atas dasar kepoyoan dia tolak agik kalau leh tuk Caya Beb ker haper tagline dia)
Mila - Bersamamu (Siti Sarah) Sebab yang lain azab sangat, Mila sounded better...at least untuk sebaris dua then kesengauan dia take over for the end of the verse. From that point on, dia join geng lain dalam bersama berlawan tuk piala SUMBANGsih for the night...aku taka paham tol. Meka nih tone deaf ke? So much for trying to be professionals, sampai memegang mic pun cam nak telan... Komen pengkritik? Jee ngan statement recycle of the year from Malaysian Idol, "nervous ke?" was again, so tak perlu. But if you thought that was as good as she got, how how tetiba nak puji mata..haiyooo!!! NO NEED SANGAT! Hattan gave his best line of the night - "banyak sangat apartment...asik flat flat flat je..." I like! As for Ogy, let's face it, dia sorang je yang bebetul comprehensive dari segi segala pemerhatian dia.Point by point...bagus tegur pasal signal hand Karam Singh Walia nya yang tak perlu pun obvious point which wasn't raised by the others. for potential but nothing more
Dafi - Uptown Girl (Westlife) Yes, again another outing at amateur karaoke night. Apa tujuan dua orang membadutkan diri in Ebi dan si poyo Afiq tuh by playing stupid clowns up to bad acting nih??!! Yang tiga orang lak in yang buang masa... Rizal, and Farha memamg tak perlu tambah menYUMBANGkan suara. Harap jambu, sora mendatar ala ala runway KLIA. No dynamics, no use of range at all and generally no hope tol sora ciut dia tuh. And by the way, yang patutnya Uptown Girl tuh cam Downtown Streetwalker Persembahan camtuh dapat paling banyak undi for the night? You've got to be joking... As for the critics, did we expect anything more bila Jee komen pada senyuman lak? And were we surprised when Jee kata penyampaian bagus. Kalau ikut standard Jee and we know how well she's doing lately...I suppose it's more than expected of her. Hattan lawak tol...kata Dafi ketar the moment nak pegang pompuan sebab tak biasa. I wonder how true that is.And Ogy? Hit the nail on the head as usual.
Diya - Aku Masih Setia (Dia Fadila) Gediks and watse of time...bantal mana? Nak tidur tol....tapi kata Jee "Ko ada pakej"...how original!!!! We didn't hear that in Idol! Hattan and Ogy again the only realistic ones for the night, with Ogy punya laser paling berasap punya, "setakat maintain cantik tuh betul....tapi cantik pun bukan cantik sangat".
Farha - Pemuzik Jalanan (Search) Persembahan yang very the ala ajaran sesat Ayah Pin yang kemudian melalak flat. Rock tuh setakat menjerit ke? Pastu badut perempuan lak masuk....aduih...Dekna tuh mengingatkan aku pada Mas tul. Sakit...sora paling menyakitkan sepanjang malam. Ni cam kutip rempit depan Dean Sivik masuk last minute jer....takde rupa ada preparation langsung!. And what's with the jpget lambak cam hanjeng gila tuh???? Arghhh!!! Stress tol show cipan camnih. Segmen membodohkan bebudak je keja bab nih (but then again, I think that's the only thing the kids are doing SO well. Mai kita komen Jee yang begitu kritikal "Saya suka suara Farha" (apa yang dia tak suka?) Hattan kata mamat nih rock jadian, "Vocal awak takde character tuk rock". Again true, simple things like understanding the genre nak perform pun tak reti. Wat malu depan rocker cam Hattan jer. Ogy pun kata separuh masak punya rock singer
Ebi - Milik Siapakah Gadis Ini (Sudirman) Banyak sangat masalah dia nih. Tempo pun takleh like the rest...not to mention pitching...oops...sama je rupanya ngan stok stok lain sebelom nih. Tapi tone dia sedap, cuma aku tak paham dia ni tak belajar apa apa pasal vocal control ke. Molot tuh cam kunyah gula getah. None of his voice yang keluar leh pakai. I think he needs to do more bubbling and yawning and much more facial exercises...cikgu Syafi? Maki sikit...! And tangan dia tuh kenapa...nak mintak sedekah ke asik hulur sana sini. Part ni yang Jee tetiba komen lebih (kena tegur pihak production ke?) Nak mintak drama katanya. Takde lak puji mata ker...idung ke...baju ke yang cantik? Tak taste ek? Hattan pointed out about Ebi not opening his mouth. while Ogy marah pasal penghayatan lagu yang patutnya ala tengah skodeng pompuan. Aduh...pecah perot!
Dekna - Tanpamu (Farahwahida) Terasa bosan jika trus aku nak dengar dia. Mas jugak rupanya...versi Erra Fazira yang eyebags overdose dan berangan. Sumbang, flat blah blah blah...everything.... Malas nak repeat bebenda sama. Memang betul ler musim ni bebudak ni semua feeling je overdose. Speaking of overdose, si poyo Afiq tuh kenapa??? Matilah ko kalaiu setakat backing nak overdose...ingat Zahid ke? Perut tuh cover sikit kalau da pakai sendat tuh terkeluar segalanya tapi feeling six pack. Apparently bukan aku sorang je ingat dia cam Mas...even Aznil had to share that comment. But in true fashion, Jee :kata rupa dia leh menagkap minat orang. For all the promises Jee seems to think she holds I wonder if I have the wrong show and this is kind of clown school rather than anything else. But trust her judgement kan...even Hattan pun kata memula masuk je da sumbang..."ari ni saya frust sebab semua vocal ke laut" Bukan ke laut je...you're all the way to the Antartica and freaking back! Merasalah Ted nak menyampuk ata janji jadik duta Mamee Slurp! I think Ogy was the only one to feel the vibe or lack of when she said performance Deka adalah persembahan paling malas. (sebab ada poyo overdose)
Shawal - Harapan (Fazley Zainal) I love his tone dan walaupon dia struggle, tak kisah la sakit ke tak, he didn't do as bad as the others. Kira takyah bagik discount sebab keadaan kesihatan dia tetap dia keep up. No excuses and he did have massive pitching problems, but I think among budak laki semua tone dia yang paling rounded, firm and weighty. Promising is the word. Walaopon baju cam 80an dan rambut cam bersanggul lak bahagian belakang. Mai kita ramai ramai salahkan Yoda dan team wardrobe. Jee at this point got her momentary delusional whim to play intelligent katanya tetiba analytical when Hattan sendiri admit about his tone and his potential and Ogy felt the same, walaupon maki sebakul dulu sampai si Dollah Cantk yang floor manager pun kena.
Candy - Kaching (Shania Twain) I don't even know whay that was. but I think she can be better as something else if not a singer kalao ikut gaya. I don't know if she had a problem with English sangat (tanya cikgu suka p-ink tuh) but tak paham haram sepatah pon. Of course we expect Jee to like this, while Hattan and Ogy just shrugged at the language problems. Honestly she has a half decent voice, but tunggu dan lihat camna lak pasnih sebab honestly hara, sepatah pon aku tak paham what she was wailing about. The best dressed for the night, and at least she looked like a popstar compared to the others. The one time Jasmi Rejab justified his pay cheque with Astro. Merasalah out of 13 onstage, you have to at least get one right!
Rizal - Menanti Sebuah Jawaban (Padi) He killed one of my favourite songs. Dia cam kelas belajar membaca bukan menyanyi for some reason sebab dia nyanyi takde flow langsung...sepatah...sepatah...sepatah.... Harapkan muka jer....one word, MELODY! Or maybe cikgu bahasa Inggeris meka ni lom ajar kot the meaning of the word because he sure as hell didn't display even the basic understanding of adhering to the melody and the tune of the song.. Lack of dynamics and application of the range of his vocals, if any sebab aku rasa antara budak budak laki dia paling hampeh stakat nih. Easily one of the WORST performances of the night. terkejut lak Jee tak taste dan katakan "quite mendukacitakan" Hattan pun geleng pala while the surprise cam in the only statement from Ogy yang aku tak agree with at all. Hai...Dekna kena pedas sangat tapi hanya kerana hunky dory in Ogy's eyes kot dia leh terlepas.
Noni - Tak Ada Logika (Agnes Monica) Ni Agnes Monica ke Elyana. Heh!!! Baju cam...erm.... Anyway ni sekor agik dak pompuan yang gedik lebih.. Maybe it was the pathetic outdated 80s choreography, and then dia semput, but somehow it was a weird key she started with, and for some reason it didn't sound right. If nothing else teringat lak persembahan Mas ketika Kylie Minogue punya lagu. Ni just one notch better, which is nothing nice to say ok. Backing vocal pon ancus...and what's with the music outro? Walaupon ada bunga api, namun tuh tak cukup nak kaburkan my sight for how truly horrendous it was. The worst of the girls, setanding ngan Rizal. I mean seriously, an easy pop meloody pun takleh hold... Kata Jee? "Saya suka..."....you would...(tak serik agik ke?) Hattanaku rasa wish the earth would swallow him while Ogy regains her form and said "HANCUQQQQ!!!" adding that even the backing dancers were better.
Heliza - Kau Pergi Jua (Adam Ahmad) Seperti sudah di agak, she delivered even though the end of the first verse flat sikit. Styling memang Siti tapi selepas berdarah telinga satu malam, aku rasa ok ler sikit in comparison. I didn't like the music for this one, sebab berlawan ngan vocal dia lak...maybe it was just the house mix. Why was she dressed cam katil Dekna lak ngan ropol ropol whatever frills yang pink tuh. Aiyo!! Ada je tak betul kan konsert pertama ni. Shaky on low notes but at least dia ada ler initiative nak main lenggok, and her improv for a first week effort jauh bagai langit dan bumi kalau banding dak yang lain. I don't even care wat Jee, Hattan dam Ogy was Heliza was easily the best of the night. Tul Hattan cakap pasal vibrato dan uniqueness of her approach which kureng from the others. Ogy on her delivery of expression agreeable too. But this was the only one my part of the hall applauded for.
After the stupid long break sebab panjang sangat show (tu akibatnya kalao nak ramai sangat peserta), we had to put up with the drama of Aswad's stupid video clip. Aiyo....come on lah...there are a million and one rempit souding freaks who can play rock wannabe..., apa lak nih. Agenda Astro ler tuh nak main emosi tuk galakkan undi simpati nih. And then si Aznil indulged in his little whim nak nyanyi lagu BPR tugasan Aswad. Rating tuk Aswad? Hanya kerana aku memang nyampah ngan this whole sympathy game dan memberi dia peluang and all. Aznil tak dapat rating....sorry ek..sebab dia bukan bertanding.dan aku tension sikit sebab dia memanjangkan agik show dan cam conquer sangat the stage when the spotlight was actually supposed to be on the kids.
'Kejutan' kedua selepas tak announce Zana ketika show (da perasan actually mula mula sebab kami kira 13 kerusi je) Fatin kuar mengejut dan wat show. Does anybody else think this girl is like the poster girl for anorexia? Somebody feed her please! I hardly think this is positive nak bagi budak budak skang think that being a stick insect is normal. Aku rasa sebelah sorang tuh, she's be a perfect 10. She's the 1 dan the other's the 0. Her performance? Haiyoo...I have to say kalao ikutkan, she sounds better dari segi tanpa preparation than most of the others. BUT!!! Apart from dangdut apa lagik dia mampu buat? Sengau, nipis dan tak bermaya sora dia....waste of time. Jee mangkuk tol...orang masalah kesihatan kulit, ni lak dia kata leh affect sora. Mangkuk jamban tol...get your facts ler sebelom komen. Apa da...nampak sangat wat homework. Hattan pun cam tak caya dia sakit sampai leh affect and Ogy pun tak kuasa nak komen lebih. But frnakly I think she's overrated tol considering dak ni dangdut bak pesen rock. BOSAN! Mai kita nyanyi ramai ramai..."aku bosan...bosan...dengan dirimu...aku benci...benci..."
And last but not least, Menuju Puncak. Selain pakaian meka yang BUSUK...the new arrangement of Menuju Puncak tak menaikkan smangat langsung and is DEFINITELY THE BIGGEST LOSER MOMENT in the history of Akademi Fantasia. Not to mention baju bebudak busuk!!!! Nampak sponsored by Girodano ke kedai pakaian Hari Hari jer. And the steps...mmm..kesian lak Linda Jasmine kena ikut arrangement busuk tuh. For the massacre of Menujuk Puncak, aku bagik For bebudak semua, aku bagik tepukan gemuruh because their timing and execution of steps ok gak ler walaopon tak perfect. Their vocals weren't all that bad for a first week and most of them did better than their individual shows. Still, it is a shame to the branding of Akademi Fantasia, and the new production team has managed to screw up every single aspect of the show, sampai lagu tema pun cam sampah! Kembali kan Akademi Fantasia!!! NOW! So many problems....that no one even gave a flying fish about Diya kena sepak trajang kuar (nangis overdose lebih daripada any other first concert in Akaemi Fantasia history ok!) Mana Roslan Aziz kata nak campak beg halau berambos? Mana tampar tiga kalinya? Huh... Memula kata bebudak ni semua power...kita da tengok betapa 'power' meka ni. Then kata tamao menangis...and of course...we saw what happened last night. So? Musim kelima ni tahap sampah...and any true Akademi Fantasia fan will admit that. So boo to all of you who screwed up the show we all love and now just love to hate all the more. Kalau nak identify the problems semalam...banyak sangat, tapi nih some of the main that I found. I'm not going to state about budak budak ampehs tuh semua yang sumbang abih...because that's pretty obvius da. So production team...kalau nak take notes, please jot down these points. 1)Music arrangement was horrible! Cam gi Red Box karaoke (actually tuh kira ok agik..cam karaoke murahan mana la sebenarnya) the music arrangement semalam. I know the kids sucked...but the music didn't help. 2)Elements that made the show were eliminated.Like the intro ketika muzik latar Menuju Puncak. That's a tradition...and sacred...you don't get rid of that! That stupid fashion show was so plugging the sponsors its not even funny. 3)Choreograhy was horrible (tapi aku tak salahkan Linda Jasmine 100% because she had to work with the horrible arrangement) 4)I think Aznil is still the best host ever...but the programme is not Akademi Fantasia Aznil, so spotlight dia takleh grab from the kids sangat. 5)Get rid of Jee.Hattan dan Ogy pun da cukup.Dahler Roslan Aziz ada...ni nak dia lak...baik terus amik Paul Moss and you call this Fantasia Idol. Bangap... 6)Gimik murahan konon bebudak tuh dihantarbalik kampung terus blah blah blah...doesn't work kalao bagik 10 minit nak turun pentas nak nangis bagi banjir. Weird tol! 7)Don't touch Menuju Puncak if you can't make it better. Because no matter how bad the show is, Menuju Puncak tak penah disappoint camtuh. And it did this time. 8)Please get Jasmi Rejab to do his work. 9)Stop playing up on Aswad and Fatin to get them sympathy votes...pathetic. 10)Cut short the performances and time wasting stuff kalau da tau ramai sangat bebudak. 11)No cheap ass devices like nak eliminate dua pastu tarik balik sebab Zana da out. That was just stupid. 12)Buang pakar motivasi Dr Luuuuuurrvveee kalao sendiri tak mampu contain the situation. 13)While you're at it, the English teacher should go to sebab I don't see his function there at all. 14)Benarkan setiap member of the faculty do their job. Abang Adnan, Syafi, Linda and Fati. This is not Akademi Fantasia Roslan Aziz either sampai semua dia ada say sampai veto power. 15)Tak memaparkan undian kat Dewan is just stupid...and a lousy attempt nak orang emo when people could hardly care less and just want to know for the sake of curiosity. 16)Even music sedih yang biasa main ketika penyingkiran tuh BOSAN! And what's with hauling the bag onstage? That's just cheap kalao musim musim sebelom ni mampu meka wat beg tu muncul dari belakang pentas..dari perut pentas etc. 17)ARRANGEMENTS ARE HORRIBLE!!! Anyone get that already? Bak kata member sorang...cam cheap polyphonic ringtones. (matilah mencarut sampai ke sana!)
And the magic question for the moment is. Berapa lama lagi nak bagi peluang kat Aswad? Again...this is the WORST Akademi Fantasia concert in the history of the show. Please...everyone...if you love the show...add your comments below and tell these people how horrible it is....do it at least for me for having to be in the damn Dewan Sivik and that I don't have to be tortured watching it...arghhh!!!!!!!
Premonitions of doom!!! Aku dapat rasakan la ek...prediction aku ni mesti betul. Feeling berangan Master Chin nak wat ramalan ni. Selepas konsert semala, I have nothing nice to say about Akademi Fantasia anymore...at all. Why? Senang je bagi sesiapa yang ada menonton Diari Akademi Fantasia semalam. It is bordering on ridiculous when you start flaunting your own flaws. First of all, haper kejadahnya meka ni nak pecah lobang kebodohan tak jadiknya kejutan sendiri ngan tunjuk bebudak ngaku yang most of the notification of the surprise ni tak jadik. Siap ada yang kena lakon balik for the camera sebab tak jadik...what the... Pastu...to make it worse, it not only exposes how lame the production was but also bagaimana bebudak nih sebenarnya PLASTIK!!! Dari permulaan pon da plastik...keji lah. What the hell was the point of that??? Should we go on? Awmigawddddddd...what the.....malas la. Dengan karekter Neng Yatimah pelbagai...ngan gedi...ngan sora sparuh masak...arghh!!!! Nyampahhh!! Tapi seronok sebab ada bahan carut. Hah!! Amik ko! Nampaknya tahun ni aku akan sayang ngan Akademi Fantasia sebab ada banyak bahan nak mencarut.. Cam p*****k tol. Lom per per ada kes gambar bogel la...ada kes yang ciommolot sesama jenis kat kolej... UWAAAARGHH!!!!!!!! Malam ni, aku nak tengok camna meka perform...stakat ni, my expectation memang zero, so it shouldn't be hard for me to be impressed. But even that pun aku rasa I'll be disappointed. Soalnya skang...malam ni berapa ramai akan disingkirkan. Leh tak aku harap Aswad, Fatin disepak kuar...sementara Zana dan Dekna pon di campak beg keluar Akademi Fantasia. So apa pun...I'll update from the Dewan Sivik malam ni ek. Cialos...bye people! Malam ni check ler sini ek...
Gegas ke Astro, talut lewat sebab da mintak standy by 8pm. Sempat pas sesi ngumpat, dan pra-tayang kat laptop aku of America's Next Top Model cycle 8, aku dan Alam gerak ke bilik make-up join Adi dan Farish layan Diari. Aduh...looks like more heartache and irritation. ARGHH!!! Start je muka Aswad! TOLONGLAH!!! WHAT THE #$%^&*(!!!! Weiiiii...dak ni bangang ke apa???!! Chicken pox takes two weeks nak heal, at least a month sebelom tol heal. Kalao anytime before that, aku bayangkan brapa orang nak kena chicken pox nih. Syafi tunjuk belang sikit ngamuk light light....sebab dak dak ni semua main melantak sebelom masuk kelas. Haiyo!!! Basic pun takleh pikir ke dak nih semua???!!! Kalau tuh bukan common sense, then knowing your lyrics should be. BANGAP BANGAP BANGAP! One thing after another! THESE KIDS SEMUA ARE THE WORST DALAM SEJARAH AKADEMI FANTASIA! Dari musim pertama sampai keempat, they are just getting worst by the season. Tak wat homework, persembahan hancur, pastu gedik lebih....and baru hari keempat. Tak penah ada Diari menunjukkan pelajar pelajar Akademi Fantasia dari stok bangap sangat. Kalau Syafi yang rilek tuh pun leh ngamuk....huh...bayangkan... Ek eleh...Syafi berbadan dua punya pasal la dok ngamuk ngamuk ni...aduh... Ya ampun...masalah editing cam semalam. Kalau satu topik fokus da tuh,....PERAH!!!! Malas tul keja editing camni. But here comes the horror!!!! Masa bersiap kami dalam bilik make-up sebelom ke studio nak standby tuk Debat Akademi Fantasia, kita semua gelak pecah perut kelas English si Najmi. Mai kita dengar sample ayat begitu revealing dari Najmi ni ek.
"I'm also cute, yeah?" "Diya,you look good in pink, that's my favourite colour." "Oh Candy, those are nice earrings, can I have them?"
Matilah katanya...statement statement pecah lobang!!!! Tapi begitu bagus kan cikgu Bahasa Inggeris...sampai leh kuar statement nih yang begitu very the becoming of someone supposedly fluent enough to teach, katanya.
"Dafi, you have A nice brown hair."
Aduh...merasalah. Mana ler pihak Akademi dapat mamat nih. Diari berterusan for Lord knows how long pastu ngan persiapan konsert hari penyampaian hadiah Sekolah Rendah Kampung Pelir Hitam (bukan carut ek...memang ada tempat tuh kat Sarawak ok!) More scene berangan syok sendiri...yang layak menerima piala sumbangsih tuk persiapan yang seolah dalam dua minit. So many of them off pitch. Afiq, Zana,teruk gila babas. Tone deaf ka? Even Heliza yang aku rasa better, leh mmmm....aduh. Shawal sound ok sikit, but obvious sebab dia singing safe. Bosan permulaan percubaan nak kenen kenen. Anyways, dalam senarai aku yang patut out selain yang mention sebelom ni, please la kick out that person yang tak patut berada kat dalam tuh. Arghhh...more sumbang beyond belief..anjing luar Astro, satu kawasan tetangga semua da mula menyalak! Time to turn down the volume! Mute le lagik elok. BAB NAK BUKAK BENANG PAS CABUT GIGI PUN BERAPA MINIT NAK TUNJUK!!!! Apa kena mengena nih ngan Akademi Fantasia? Clueless???!!!! SODIH! Diari skang ni menjadi iklan bagik doctors dan dentists ke? Tak paham... Does it get worse? Tapak kasut tanggal pun jadik cita....how creative. Alamak...adengan semua histeria ngan Farha piunya rehearsal. Emo lagi...apa punya jantan nih. Si Afiq lak stress sampai nak nitis air mata. Tak penah bebudak dalam Akademi Fantasia, apa lagik yang jantan sampai tahap sedih camni. This is really frustrating. Apapun punya audition meka jalani sampai bebudak nih semua nak lepas masuk Akademi. Tahun ni audition cari watak watak Neng Yatimah kah???? What's with the FREAKING clown????? Gi mampos lahhhhh...apa nak jadi Diari Akademi Fantasia ni???!!! Simply spasticated and really, totally RETARDED! Aku rasa meka nak surprise kononnya, bayau badut tuh tuk masuk ke dalam Akademi, nak make their money's worth nak terus pasang berapa lama. . La di da....oh whatever;.. Diya gathersher off key friends to sing an extended,loud, screamy, off-key version of happy birthday tuk ayah dia. Now you seriously have to wonder what these kids' punya jadual is like because they sure as hell look like they have too much freaking time on their freaking hands. Nyanyi out, lirik tak hengat...choreography pon tak down agik...keja nangis, gediks, main main...arghhh... Ya ampun...here comes the freak show. Ni spesis Neng Yatimah seterusnya yang datang ngan rayuan tuk perform. At least we know pihak Akademi Fantasia memang pro Aswad, mungkin meka pandang dia cam Mawi kot...tapi kalao banding, at least Mawi nyanyi elok agik. Dan Mawi botak, bukan membotak....*merasalh carutan lepas geram* Yerlah kalau closing scene pun tunjuk scene Neng Yatimah agik. Seriously...for a season yang bedebat pasal air mata dan keperluan, nampaknya budak budak ni lagik nak nangis, dan produksi lagik all out nak capture...whatever... The Debat at least was fun, walaopon memang terlalu comtrolled seperti ramai dapat saksikan. A lot of points takleh get through. Bukan control yer....tapi memang the environment tak appropriate. Rasanya dalam last 20 minutes or so je semua da warm up. At the end of the debate, pasal bab isu Aswad dan Fatin ni, walaupun undian 88% nak meka kekal (yerlah...yang tamao meka kekal nak abihkan duit ke...sure abihkan duit nak AFUNDI yang 14 lain kan), aku tetap ngan these points
i) Kalau ikut rules, meka patut kena singkir. Yerlah...cuba ko dok final papers ko. Ko ada MC leh tangguh kah ujian korang? Kena repeat satu sem agik kan? So in other words...move on!!! Tunggu musim depan kalao ada.
ii) Kalao tul lah berbakat sangat, rugi sangat...ala takyah Akademi Fantasia pun leh berjaya kan? Nak kata soal rezeki...kalau da tol talented, rezeki anywhere.
iii) Kalau nak expose to anyone of them (Aswad kena at least away for one month, si Fatin ngan penyakit misteri pun doktor kata at least one month kan?), ini membahayakan 14 orang yang lain. This danger includes bahaya menjangkiti tenaga pengajar, silap silap Aznil dan Roslan sendiri kena. Like I said...bungus kang Akademi Fantasia kalau camni...
iv) Kenapa samakan keadaan meka ngan Mawi dan Marsha, sedangkan meka tak berjaya membuktikan lagi kemampuan? Mawi dan Marsha ada nyanyi masa sesi pengenalan, yang ditunjukkan melalui Trek Selebriti dan Tirai Akademi Fantasia musim lalu. Kemudian walaupun Marsha tak nyanyi ketika Konsert Prelude, si Mawi ada. The performances were enough to judge they were among the best. Wajarlah... Ni yang dari sedutan nyanyian meka, Aswad nan ado sora cam melalak, si Fatin lak sora nipis yang bingit dan menyakitkan telinga. Overrated is the term to use. And by the way, Mawi dan Marsha DISINGKIR ok ketika Konsert Prelude. Cuma permintaan ramai nak meka balik. Ni sapa yang mintak balik...tenaga produksi yang hype je orang ramai sangat nak meka dua nih.
v) Sindrom meluat akan kembali kalau meka dua nih kekal dan sesapa lain yang eliminated. Seperti sedia maklum, we know minggu ni ada elimination. After all, kalau AFUNDI meka cukup dan meka tak terkeluar, atas merit apa? Simpati! Ni yang meka dok kata meka tak galakkan undi simpati? Oh please....at the end of the day, these two kalau berterusan will be the most hated duo in this musim and possibly the whole Akademi Fantasia. Bukan aku nak salahkan meka. Jatuh sakit tuh bukan salah meka (kecuali si Fatin yang aku masih tak puas sakit apa sebenarnya, ke gimik planning ngan doktor skali sebab tak reveal) Tapi...da nasib ko...kenapa laa perlu nak kesian kan...hish!!!
Apapun, we'll see how things go, cause as far as I can see, mengarut da lah keadaan dalam Akademi kali ni. This could possibly go down as one of the worst Diari Akademi Fantasia and overall paling teruk punya musim Akademi Fantasia in history judging by how things are going. Semua harap rupa je...arghh...jap nak kelaur beli earplugs for the concert...takot rosak pendengaran.
Apa lak kisahnya ni...sehari tak nonton Diari je...sebab tak kesempatan balik dari Kulai awal, terus memacam aku dengar pasal kehanjengan episod ketiga. Dah ler balik lewat, try download lak, torrent wat hal. AKu da ngantuk sangat aku biarkan je. Hajat nak isi perut, tapi sebab ngantuk, tertidur depan laptop, sambil mengadap nasi dan lauk yang ingat aku nak melantak. Jaga kul 5 pagi, so drained, kept everything away, and continued sleeping. Pagi tadi ada tayangan preview filem Chermin, ingat nak gi, tapi sebab da KO tak larat...ni nak abihkan keja dan utang nak update entry je. Sebelum aku ke bab Diari Akademi Fantasia semalam (sebab masih dala, proses diusahakan pencarian episod smalam), nak cita sikit gi Kulai smalam. Nak pendekkan the story, memang besh la. Meriah!!! Dari perjalanan sana, sampai ke kenduri, sampai balik, riuh rendah, kecoh jadiknya. Here are some pics, takyah la cita sangat ler perjalanan tuh. Ni ada tokang lapor yang ikut skali mesti ada update. Baca sana jer kalao nak detail terperinci... Anyways, jangan tatau...semangat dalam perjalanan in the coach disediakan oleh Mawi World Sdn Bhd dan Maestro, kami kecoh je sepanjang tiga jam lebih perjalanan. Bila da nak dekat, ni...tengok pic tuh..si cik Yani kita dari harian Metro...sempat touch up ok nak cantikkan diri bagi jejaka jejaka Kulai. Woit!!! Ingat suami weihh!!! Matilah au kena hempok ngan si Yani pasnih. Anyways...it was a fun trip, but aku malas seriously nak type bebanyak sebab letih dan banyak keja nak abihkan. Kang kalao tak update ada yang sentap lak...leh??? So since people say a picture is worth a thousand words, here's berapa puluh ribu worth with some pics that I took sepanjang perjalanan. Letih au nak upload semua... Apapun, sesapa kalao ada kat kenduri tak kisah ari pertama ke kedua ke...post your links ler dalam ruangan Comments kat bawah for everyone to see ek. And by the way Fry!!! Aku dapat pesan ko dari botak...thanks dude!! Aku sajikan gambar gambar je sebagai hidangan ek...jemputtttttt!!!! Erm...maapkan kualiti pic yang kureng memuaskan kekadang ek...
Ramainya orang...eh...tapi tuan rumah tetap sambut kedatangan kami ek!
Antara dua tamu yang hadir. Aku rasa ramai agik di jemput, tapi nampak Nurul (letihnya rupa) dan Nora (tambah cantik..tapi cantik ke pose???!) je...
Laman depan rumah, dan interior decor ruang tamu, dan ruang makan. Kat second hall dia ada cabinet berisi trophy kemenang Mawi. Uwaa..siap ada artwork tuh kat main hall.
Tuan rumah posing and welcoming into his home. Koleksi platinum award, and also ruang hiasan...simple but nice. Bersemangat nih Mawi layan tamu cam kita ni yang dijemput. Tima kasih dak botak!
Kemenangan Mawi paling bermakna dan anugerah paling cantik aku rasa ialah piala dari MTV Asia Awards ni.Tak jauh dari tu ada kenangan tuk mengingatkan sapa Mawi tak lama dahulu. Ni namanya rezeki...
Tak banyak sebenarnya pics aku rakamkan sebab memang panas masa tu...rimas. and plus ramai orang. Lagikpun, tamau aa psycho nak amik pics satu rumah. Kalau ikutkan, house tour tuh kat tingkat bawah je. Tapi dalam looking around his many trophies, termasuk yang lepas lepas sebelum zaman Akademi Fantasia, tertipu gak aku. Tengok pic ni. Aku tengah dok sibuk tengok semua hasil kemenangan dia, bila baru mau puji lah trofi ni. Baru nak tanya je dari mana menang piala cantik nih bila aku terperasan. Lor...bukan piala rupanya!!! Lampu picit!! Yes, it's a damn torchlight. Tipah tertipu! Merasalah pengajaran, some things are not what they seem to be. Sapa kata baca blog aku ni takde moral dan pengajaran! Amik ko! Spent the remainder of the time, locked away in a room for privacy's sake untuk interview Mawi pasal video yang kononnya menunjukkan dia tengah lalok. Erm...kesian gak mamat nih. Yerlah...kalao sebelom memacam kisah dia di kongsi bersama satu Malaysia, this one is a little too overboard da. Especially since it's from the privacy of your own home. Susah nak jadik dia. Sampai dok rumah pun da takleh senang sebab leh masuk Internet. Tengok dia time interview pun sedikit sebanyak simpati ngan keadaan dirinya. But keja kena dilakukan...so tanya ler soalan apa yang patut. Pada sapa yang lom jenguk, the stories today are available in The Malay Mail, Berita Harian (hasil Farihad) dan Harian Metro (keja Yanie yang dok bersolek dalam pic kat atas tuh. Aku ada buat video komen Mawi khas wat blog dan juga pembaca CARI, tapi disebabkan masaalah teknikal (ala ala problem the first day of Diari Akademi Fantasia musim ni), klip tuh tak dapat ditayangkan. Ilang siot dari laptop aku....ni mesti kes Yani pinjam laptop aku yang thumbdrive dia ada virus tuh. Time to flush out my laptop and purge it out of all those nasty things (which it as that easy to do with my life)> Still...here's a little clip yang mampu aku aku kongsikan from the little video aku amik masa intrview (which is actually not for tayangan umum sebab it was done behind closed doors) Hope peminat Mawi pikir dua tiga ribu kali kalao nak pecaya tuduhan seperti ini kalau yang mendakwa tidak mampu memberikan bukti kukuh. After all...innocent until proven guilty. Semalam aku kat rumah Mawi...tengok..takde la lalok. Loloq ada lah...merasalah lawak tak laku tapi masih mampu gelak sampai tergolek golek. Aku ada wat video clip, tapi ada problem lak...so this is the best I could come up with.
Aku tension sikit sebab kualiti vieo terjejas sikit...not to mention the actual clip I took hilang...but hey...takpe lah. You guys get what he's trying to say anyway kan.
Anyway...soal Dari semalam lak... Tak paham kenapa intro Diari hari ketiga ni, meka nak betulkan sangat pandangan orang terhadap Roslan Aziz to prove he's kind and caring dan sebagainya. Bukan ke dia sendiri nak tunjukkan imej dia garang dan strict disciplinarian? So why compromise it by menunjukkan kononnya dia ni bukan camtuh. Make up your mind ler how you want to package your product. Weak voice tol si Diya. Bosan siot. Cam karaoke kat Red Box (promo percuma...) Kalau camni ler competition, then it's going to be really boring Sabtu ni. Rizal was hardly any better in the practise. For some reason, meka penghayatan zero. Again....disappointing. Deka lak mengilai je keja. I like the rearrangement on Tanpamu, tapi kenapa sora sorang sorang ni cam meneran jer. Heliza ni ada potential, tapi walaopon aku suka dia, aku harap dia nih dapat dibentukkan cara betul, sebab setakat ni sora dia, lenggok dia, terlalu ikut Siti. Kira klon gak nih... Aduh...ada basic potential, tapi identity takde. Mampu ke dia nih nak find herself in time? I wonder kenapa meka tak sebut betul betul apa masaalah kesihatan si Fatin, tak bagitau nih ailment dia. Tengok dia ok je...kalao tul masaalah kulit seperti dikatakan, then betul ler sikit, Ke gimik nak balance out nak bak dia dan Aswad balik dengan harapan dapat pancing undi cam Mawi dan Marsha dulu. Too coincidental if you ask me. Aduh...apa gunanya medical check up in baru masuk sehari dua je memacam. Too much time wasted on her...sapa kata musim ni takde airmata???!!! Sudeh!!! Kalau kena keluar...shoo!!! Apa lak nak perah scene ni sampai berapa lama. Mesti ada kes nak kaut keuntungan ni. Erm..editor tidur ke??? Matilah doktor takleh pakai! Dah ler sebut tarikh pemeriksaan 13 Januari....which is obviously wrong, pastu tak sebut lak apa yang tak kena. Dr Azizah Mohamad kata penyakit ni kena kuarantin at least two weeks, tapi sembuh dalam masa sebulan hingga sebulan setengah....so...??? Bye bye baby ler nak tunggu kalao competition baru dua bulan je. KEJI! Arghhh!!!!! GEDIK!!!!!! Angkat kaki ler ko minggu ni....dak pompuan semua cam takde keja nak jadik minah gelek. Cuba focus getting the right key and projection dari sibuk nak pegang mic dan bergelek je. Zana pun sora lemau la...kenapa tahun ni sora dak pompuan semua so pathetic! Camni ke meka harap pemenang pelajar perempuan tahun ni. Si Dekna tuh, should focus on her singing yang tak cukup makan than playing around. Noni semput, dan menjerit. Apa pontential yang para produksi nampak dalam bebudak nih pun aku confuse. Alamak...seriously Diari kekurangan bahan ler sampai budak main kipas battery operated pun leh jadik bahan. Dahler painful sebab dengar dak lai jerit OOOOOOOO..backing melalak Dafi punya Uptown Girl. The next shots show pelajar semua tidur. Ni cam nak ikut shot Marsha dulu tidur, sampai celah kerusi semua to look for shots of the kids sleeping. BORING!!! Didn't meka already repeat this with Amirul? Lor...meka ni ada edit ke tak???? Balik balik cita dak pompuan dan visual memasing gedik! Diya ni rupanya sengau...dahler sora dia ni nipis dan lembik ASTRO!!!!! FIRE THE DAMN EDITOR!!!!!PERLU KE KITA NAK TENGOK BEBUDAK NI MEMAIN TUK SEMAKIN NYAMPAH!!! Talk about destroying your own product. I can safely say after all this waste of time, cam ada tetido ketika patutnyas editing, my conclusion is nothing but bebudak pompuan SUARA SUMBANG, GEDIK dan LEMBIK! Zana tuh aku rasa nak bagik makan slipar jepun je;....nangis lak! Mana lak janji si Roslan nak penampo. Tengok time bebudak laki lak backing si Dafi, aku kena lower volume, sebab AGAIN!!!! SUMBANG!!!! Dafi lembik, and yang backing semua main lalak je, takde blend in harmony langsung, OUT WITH ZANA LAAAA!!! Malas tol baru tiga hari dan pelbnagai emotional baggage.....nangis je keja!!!!!!! Aku mintak ler dia kena sepak kuar ler...kucing pun rindu sampai nangis. Aku mintak le kucing ko kena gelek ngan lori balas skang gak. Rindu parents laa....nyampah nyampah nyampah!!!! COME ON!!! Beriya nak masuk Akademi Fantasia, da dapat, memacam lak rindu tuh rindu ni...dan gatai tuh rindu abang mana lak??? Ramai lagik bebudak yang LEBIH layak yangtak gedik camni...aduh! Mintak laa dia kuar cepat tuk tunaikan permintaan dia lah... Sebut pasal permintaan, baru hari ketiga memacam bebudak ni spoilt nak mintak benda da kat kamera.| Bedak sejuk Mustika Ratu...laksa...ngada bijik la. Aku mintak si Dekna, ikut si Zana berambus gak.I have had enough of her, gedik dia, sora sombang dia dan eyebags dai in just three days. Lepas gedik, followed up by poyo. Afiq lak melayan kamera. I think these kids kan terlalu banyak masa. Dari nak meraih undi simpati, pakai airmata la...pakai emosi la...feeling Neng Yatimah nih, tolong la...focus on your learning la;. Yer...unlike pihak produksi yang kuat recycle walaopon nama team baru, here's a new term for those yang crybabies...takyah pakai cenggeng da. KIta gelar peraih undi yang menggunakan airmata sebagai golongan Neng Yatimah. Sepanjang Diari yang aku rasa antara paling aku nyampah ni, cuma aku suka si Linda punya kelas je. Ajar sikit bebudak nih.,, Kena punish pun memain je...please la. With every second, I hate these girls who I feel are so undeserving of being in there. And oh...I hate whoever's editing this crap yang nampak MALAS dan takde kreativiti langsung. Kesimpulannya? Fire the damn editors yang tak wat keja, dan sekali selain buang Aswad dan Fatin je, sepak kuar si Zana dan Dekna, especially Dekna mata cam palette watercolour dan terover gedik, walaupon bakat NAN ADO!
Baru sampai rumah, tapi dalam keletihan makan je (pas abih Ugly Betty, kami sambung gi makan agik!!!) Dapat khabar dari Rudy, anatar dua tamu yang akan kami hadapi dalam Debat Akademi Fantasia Khamis ni, salah satunya sudahpun dikenalpasti. Amik ko...Zainal Alam Kadir. Camna ni...aku penah geng ngan dia masa Imbasan Akademi Fantasia musim lepas, ni lak kena lawan team ngan dia. Tak ke mampos aku...sedangkan dia yang banyak turun ilmu kat aku cara nak melaser dan berdebat. Tapi takpe...gayut ngan dia gak dan psychological warfare....merasalah dia kata tamau wat sebab nak abihkan recording Wayang Kita. Adakah itu tanda menjadi??? Takde maknanya!!! Kalau dia kuar molot dia punya extreme power of Grayskull tuh, aku terus kena nuke, meltdown katanya!!!! Anyways, it'll be nice kalao Alam ada skali...geng tok berdebat. Cuma different teams ni pening ler sikit.
Called and received several calls from production Akademi Fantasia selain confirmation tuh earlier today. Al kisahnya, 'kejutan' semalam adalah akibat, to put it diplomatically 'technical glitch'. We'll see if it happens again ler kalao camtuh. Kalau ada, harus le yang mengakibatkan technical glitch tuh dibak luar kat North Entrance kat Astro tuh dan disebat sampai takleh dok dua bulan. Leh? Lagi satu benda yang discussed,was about si Aswad dan Fatin. Dengar petang tadi, ada perbincangan samaada meka ni perlu dikekalkan ke tak. Memang dapat MC seminggu, tapi doktor da menasihati yang meka ni patut direhatkan selama at least dua minggu. Tu lom agik sembuh parut (merasalah budak budak lain tamao kongsi span! Logically, there are two ways Astro can go about this. Satu - eliminate sebab da memang budak budak tu takleh perform. Da Akademi Fantasia feeling serap influence America's Next Top Model dan Rockstar ke dalam production kali ni....ikut ler rules. Bak kata Tyra, it's about getting the job done! Da kalao ko tak leh wat apa yang ditugaskan...whether your fault or not...shoo!!! Out with you! Walaopon aku diberitahu meka dua banyak berkorban (especially si Fatin sebab dia sara kuarga dia, and dia dah pun quit job dia nyanyi kat pub mana ke something like that), aku susah nak tima kenapa pengecualian dibuat. Kang dok kena keji lak dua orang ni sebab sah sah akan bertahan kemudiannya kerana undi simpati. My suggestion to pihak production (tima kasih sir sebab amik kira) is for them to perform anyway to prove at least meka usaha. Kalao meka takleh perform dalam dewan sebab takot menjangkiti orang lain, via link dari kawasan lain. Tu baru kejutan (even though aku da cakap kurang la element of surprise for sesapa yang baca kat sini) Apa pun keputusannya kita tunggu dan lihat Diari esok dan lusa. Menyimpang lak...ni ada collage thingamajig aku wat for sesapa yang meminati Mawi. Ni aku amik dari press conference pengumuman Sefretaries Day Mawi dan Rossa kelmarin. Suka tak?
Tujuannya? Sebab happy ma...si Mawi yang cabut lucky draw kat press conference tu yang eventually aku menang two day one night stay kat Quality Hotel City Centre. Tak mahai adiahnya...about RM165 worth, tapi ok ler...sebab ada yang nak berkunjung ke KL pun Jumaat ni dari Langkawi. Walaupun dia mesti dok hotel lebih kelas, ni da freebie...it's the thought that counts, kan kan kan. Ada 'ong' tangan dak botak ni rupanya bagik aku (ampun Mawi!!!!) Sebut pasal Secretaries Day ni, tahun ni, Mawi exclusive tau kat sana je perform, and bonus nya ngan Rossa sekali.
Harga kalao tak silap aku RM250, RM350 dan RM450 satu kepala which is quite decent ler kalao nak ikutkan sebab ada Mawi AND Rossa. Merasalah dapat host for the day in Dee dari Jangan Ketawa dan juga persembahan artis baru (tak penting). Event tuh on April 9 dan 10, tapi kalao ada secretaries out there yang nak gi, cepat bodek boss!!! Sebab confirm sold out! Show will be held kat Level7 at the Sogo City Arena. Kalao ada pertanyaan, sila contact (60)3-2693 9233 atau email fnb@quality.com.my Banyak lagi sebenarnya nak update, tapi yerlaa...asik entry Diari je...biasalah kalao da musim Akademi Fantasia kan? Nanti aku kemaskinikan (very the official language). Apapun, ni nak tidur jap...pastu pagi gerak ke Kulai atas ajak Mawi ke rumahnya. More pictures and updates soon.
Ari ni pegi rumah si Vernon nak layan Diari Akademi Fantasia ngan abang Bad (yeay! sudah kembali dari Beijing - thanks for the souvenirs), dan Rudy (geng aku tuk Debat Akademi Fantasia Khamis ni (yeap...Astro confirm - bukan aku kompang dan kelentong ok tapi Astro jemput). Sampai pas beli makanan sebab semalam abang Bad dah belanja, sampai ler apartment atuk manager tuh. Mak aih...security guard baru semua Bangladeshis. Aku motion ler nak masuk sebagai guest parking area visitor. Dia bagi masuk pastu tanya, "Urine number? Aku pun jawab, "HAH???!!!" TIga kali lagi dia ulang la, "URINE NUMBER???" Last last bila dia kata, "house number?" baru aku paham...oooo...unit number ek? So aku bagitau ler in Bahasa Malaysia...dia tak paham dia panggil sorang agik mamat berbangsa India baru paham. Cait!!! Camna amik keja nih??? Sampai je in time for the start of the episode. In time for the technical vocal lessons...best gak ler. Nampaknya Syafi terus get to work. Yang aku sakit ati si Najmi tuh. English teacher katanya. Merasalah!!!! "Who sing the English?" Alamak...tokang ajar pon tak betul. PtoiiI!!!!! "My father is a policeman," kata Dekna. Dahler English Standard Three punya level bebudak nih. Hancur!!!! "Lovely!!!" Alamak....apa yang asik 'lovely' si Najmi nih. Kejiiiiii!!! Kalau biasa aku keji, aku nak puji sikit. Aku have to say quite impressed with Heliza. Tatau ler how she deliver, tapi dia yang nampak paling cool in the Akademi so far. Lagikpun, kalau yang lain gedik atau beriya, she seems relaxed and comes across very calm and composed. Not to mention intelligent and quite educated. Next babak tunjuk kelas tarian kelolaan si Linda yang siap bak assistan, si Reymee. Erm...step tuk Menuju Puncak ni nampak ada ler recycle and combination of previous seasons punya all in one. Again, have to see the eventual product nak komen sepenuhnya. Tapi dalam kelas ni, azab ok! Easily the two horrible, most yukkifying dancers, possibly in the history of Akademi Fantasia. Aku pelik time menari tuh, pegang sana pegang sini..si Dafi jambu tuh beriya sangat, aku tercari si Heliza. Ni step Menuju Puncak ke??? Camna si Heliza nak nari nih....misteria tol! Tengah nari (nampak Heliza leh nari ok) si Dekna ting tong..."1...2...3......8!!!" Amik ko!!! Tu lah kehebatan Najmi nih.punya keja. Production Akademi Fantasia kena amik cikgu ngajar skali ek cikgu matematik....by the way, takleh ker si Najmi dan Dr Love semua stay in the background like assistant si Linda tuh. Motif feeling nak ala ala Cikgu EF - enter frame (EE dari musim ketiga) dan ramai lagik. The rest of the Diari cam kelam kabut...takde timeline. Ko hengat movie apa nih...ala ala Saw ke? Bilik lepas geram? POINTLESS!!!! Showing Aswad punya bulu dalam nak buktikan dia ada chicken pox? POINTLESS!!!! Wasting another five minutes on dua ekor, dia ngan Fatin ni kena tinggalkan Akademi sebab campak? POINTLESS!!! Sepak je dua ekor tuh kuar...no loss pon. Oh look...Ugly Betty nak start da...tuko channel sat...
Cam repeat performance je kan tengahari tadik bila Astro Ria menayangkan the repeat of smalam punya Diari bahagian pertama. Cuma ni ada ending dan diikuti second part. Picking where we left off last night....yang takde explanation ke mintak maap dari Astro sebab sedikit sebanyak membodohkan penonton dok nunggu....part rebut lagu tu tetap konsep cam Rockstar Supernova di mana lagu lagu diberikan, dan pelajar pelajar kena pilih sesama sendiri....in this case berebut cam gi pasar tuk lagu lagu tugasan memasing. Perlu ke??? So juvenile! And looks like banyak konsep lagi yang akan diserapkan dari program lain tuk dijadikan 'pembaharuan'. Back on lagu tugasan...dak laki punya more civilized ler sikit siap meka bincangkan tuk barter trade sesama memasing tuk dapat lagu yang meka nak. Hah...nampak ler bertamadun sikit. I seriously think bebudak pempuan semua majoriti kegedikan teramats. Anyway, baik bagi bebudak semua rebut je lagu pompuan ke lagu laki ke...baru besh sikit bila berkecamuk kelam kabut semua lagu tak tentu. Leh? Anyway...pada sapa yang miss Diari Akademi Fantasia tengahari tadi...ni senarai lagu tugasan untuk minggu pertama.
Lagu tugasan minggu pertama Pelajar perempuan Dekna - Tanpu (Farawahida) Zana _ Akhirnya Kini Pasti (Anita Sarawak) Fatin - Angkat Kaki (Sheeda) Diya - Aku Masih Setia (Dia Fadila) Heliza - Kau Pergi Jua (Adam Ahmad) Candy - Kaching! (Shania Twain) Noni - Tak Ada Logika (Agnes Monica) Mila - Bersamamu (Siti Sarah)
Pelajar lelaki Ebi - Milik Siapakah Gadis Ini (Sudirman) Dafi - Uptown Girl (Westlife) Shawal - Harapan (Fazley Zainal) Afiq - Janjiku (Sofaz) Aswad - Aku Hanya Serangga (Bumiputera Rockers) Farha - Pemuzik Jalanan (Search) Rizal - Menanti Sebuah Jawaban (Padi)
Suka tengok kelas kak Fati. Aku seriously rasa tak rasa ada keperluan untuk pakar motivasi because I think kak Fati is an all in one package deal yang leh ajar bukan saja seni persembahan pentas tapi juga English as well as play motivator for the kids. INstead...ada lak watak watak enter frame cam musim musim lepas. Seriously.... Aku tak paham kenapa budak budak ni membuang masa diminta tilik sapa yang jadik pengetua meka. I mean...dah sah bebudak ni ada baca spekulasi dalam paper kan? So obvious already lah. Dari saat meka kejutan, bukan budak budak out of touch with the world terus kan? So perlu ke? Very the sesi nak membuktikan pada penonton konon yang pilihan tu yang terbaik. No need ler...aku rasa penonton pun leh pilih dalam beberapa Diari akan datang. Looking for validation? So unnecessary... But aku nak gelak gak ada gak yang memilih kak Fati...tells you a lot doesn't it? Motif memberi harapan bebudak ni meka leh pilih sapa pengetua meka ni? Erm..cikgu Najmi tuh kenapa? So poofter with the "You go, gurl!" Er.... Anyways, if the kids can vote suku dari meka nak kak Fati camna? "Saya suka menjerit...pada orang yang malas...orang yang biadap...dan orang yang tatau maruah diri". Well, ok then.... By the way, the confessional, atau bilik pengakuan tuh, perlu nak jazz up sikit ler. The kids kalaunak open up, kena la the place make them feel comfortable, and bukan cam bilik stor. Bagi budak budak tuh rasa selesa dalam bilik tuh so kerap ler meka masuk sana ngadu domba (and also bitch about everything lah, allowing us more drama than ever) Lor...tu je ke??? Suspen semalam dok tunggu rupanya stakat tuh je. What's with Afiq dalam last scene pacah pecah pinggan. Ada ruangan lepas tension ke??? Cuba donate pinggan pinggan tuh to some needy places that could put good use to them. Sheesh... Ok nak sambung keja...kang update lagik...
Korang nak sangat kejutan,...best tak kejutan untuk Diari Akademi Fantasia hari pertama? Pada sapa yang tak tonton...rugi!!!! Memang kejutan yang tak disangka! Kejutan pertama, yang patut ditayang Diari bahagian pertama, tak muncul muncul. Bila tengok program yang on, cam familiar. Lor, rupanya Tirai Akademi Fantasia bahagian kedua yang ditayangkan ari sebelumnya, dok kena repeat. Pas 10 minit berjalan, baru ler ada pemberitahuan yang Diari akan keudara kul 10 malam, sejam lambat dari timing asal. Tu takpe lagik...ada lagik kejutan. Kejutan kali ni lagik best. Dalam nak penghujung Diari bahagian pertama, masuk iklan. Abih iklan je, terus start program X-Tuned. Er....apa cita nih? Kejutan haper nih? Perlu ke...haiyo!!! What the **** is going on??!!! Empat musim Akademi Fantasia sebelom ni tak penah pon kena camni....ni baru Diari pertama dah cam #$%^& da wat hal... No explanation....aku tengok, tunggu...cam sial. Panggilan demi panggilan dibuat...tak dapat jawapan apa apa pun. Yang cuma aku dengar, pihak produksi tak mampu buat editing in time. Itu yang delay first episode. Apa cita kenapa takde penghujung, dan kenapa takde bahagian kedua...memang misteri nusantara. Lawak cipan, tapir, tenuk tol... Anyway daripada apa yang sempat ditayangkan, permulaan tuh aku nak komen. Yeay!! Aznil pakai balik Armani Exchange. Amik ko endorse A/X ok! Sib baik dia tak pakai baju Jorja Chooi seperti dia pakai dalam Tirai Akademi Fantasia. Azab sungguh wardrobe dia ketika tuh. Ni baru nampak stylo.... Sebab kali ni Akademi Fantasia berkampung kat gudang kat Shah Alam lagi sekali (sapa penah baca entry aku tahun lepas bila aku gi melawat sana amik pcis bebanyak akan ingat), apa kat kamera tuh almost familiar. Almost sebab apa yang aku nampak, meka tak banyak ubahsuai keadaan Akademi, serta hostel. Cuma new paintjob dan beberapa decoration baru je. Which makes it a lot better actually. Different lah. Start dari hostel pompuan yang da pink pelbagai. Nampak ler usaha meka nak cantikkan perumahan budak budak ni, walaupon bukan banglo mewah seperti musim pertama dan ketiga. The boys dorm tuh pun da makeover, tapi tak se extreme dak pompuan nya dan tak secantik. Ala kadar je Sebab tempat tidur memang kecik, nampaknya keadaan diubahsuai bila dua double decker beds were put into the room untuk accomodate budak budak ni punya sleeping arrangements. Merasalah kalao muatan yang berat tidur bahagian atas, dan ada yang terpaksa tidur bawah dia. Konperm mimpi ngeri dalam sedar risau something comes crashing down in the middle of the night. (cam kesial statement nih) Anyway, tahniah abang Askrul yang kembali jadik warden tuk musim ni...kalao korang tak ingat, Askrul ler pelakon terbaik Akademi Fantasia ketika musim ketiga. Ingat time meka nak wat trigger, 'tertinggalkan' keputusan undian konsert sebelumnya nak dedahkan peratusan bebudak secara tak sengaja. And then Askrul lak mai tanya if they'd seen it by saying, "Ada tak korang nampak kertas A4...ada official letter" blah blah blah.... Heh....cam lakonan pementasan sekolah rendah (ampun Askrul!!!!) Balik soal decor, nampaknya bukan je hostel tapi the whole Akademi dah refurbished. Memang lawa...tapi bercelaru konsepnya. Area masuk tuh, cam set Rockstar Supernova lak ngan chandelier, dan carpet dan Persian rugs. Very eccentric touch. Ruang legar lak ala ala club lak ngan disco balls and star dangling with the black and white motif in the kitchen. Confirm disponsored SSF nak lakukan barang meka ni...ye terima kasih Eric kerana hiasan yang kurang practical. Nampaknya bukan decor je amik idea dari program lain. Siap ada confessional tuh...bilik mengadu/ This is so America's Next Top Model...even Idol pada peringkat auditions pun ada confessional nih. Masuk je Akademi nampak ler ada sekor dua yang gedik teramats. Yang laki semua cam blur. Si Dekna tuh...mak aih dik oi...melaram tak hengat pakai eyeshadow Fanbo pakai calit jer....cam nak wat show terus. Sempat dengar ler sora sorang dua. Ebi has a nice tone, and at least sebab dia dan beberapa dak laki tuh jamming, nampak ler dia reti sikit pasal notes, walaupon aku rasa dia ni self-trained kot. Sapa pelajar pompuan yang nyanyi Teman Tapi Mesra tuh??!!! HANCURRRR!!!!! Walaupon dalam main main. Tak larat sket bila tengok adengan meka jumpa faculty. First of all masa nak salam ngan tenaga pengajar, kenapa Roslan Aziz cam sombong semacam? Si Dr Love, Azahari tuh lak kenapa feeling overdose...support punya faculty tapi beriya nak speaking dulu. Boo!!!! Again...I don't see a need for the motivator. Be done with that position lah. Keji lah.... Tu lom Najmi...or "Mr Najmi or Sir". Ek eleh.... Despite the need for emphasis on the importance of English, I really don't see a need for you to open that trap more than necessary. In other words, we hardly care as you're not the star of the show and should be kept to a bare minimum. Bilakah si perunding fesyen Jasmi tuh nak ajar Najmi ni nak trim sikit misai dia yang berserabut tuh. Seb baik ada kak Fati dan abang Dee... And this is the point where the show just ilang...pas commercial terus masuk X-Tiuned. Tak larat...nak tidur dulu....bosan nak tunggu kemunculan Diari misteri yang tak ditayangkan. In other news (cam real je....) peminat Mukhsin will be happy to know that Mukhsin telah berjaya mencatat kutipan melebiihi RM700,000 dalam empat hari tayangan je. Amik ko!!! Congrats again Yasmin Ahmad dan team! Aku ada update sikit pasal Mawi dan Aduh Saliha tapi later je la pas aku bangun tidur ek sebab ngantuk abih ni....
PENGUMUMAN : Diari Akademi Fantasia Episod 1 selama sejam (entah la termasuk misteri Diari episod kedua yang bunian tuh atau tidak) akan ke udara 12.30pm ke 1.30pm ari ni.
Entry earlier mengenai Tirai Akademi Fantasia bahagian dua, bayangkan...aku upload ketika kat Planet Hollywood. Sebenarnya, aku da prepare entry malam semalam time tengok the programme, tapi tak sempat upload. Anyway, sampai lak sana, jumpa tobymiaw (hah...ko hengat aku tak kenal ko ek!), yang datang sekali ngan Budiey. Cari tempat, tapi ada orang lupa booking meja..Sentap gak, tapi nasib baik banyak gak pilhan meja member nak nompang...I have such good friends. Last last tumpang meja Hazami yang main table jer. The first set of the show was amazing, tapi sayang pendek sangat, aku rasa below the standard of 45 minutes. Yang penting tetap bak choir enam ke tujuh orang. Tu lum campor backing vocal tiga orang. But the show was awesome...and masa tengah break tuh ler yang aku dok bosan tunggu start, kuar ler teman setia aku, my laptop. Online je, ada yang nun jauh di Langkawi kebetulan online. Aduh...best nya rasa bila dia mesej (this part if personal so jangan baca kalao menyampah -HAH!) So chat sikit...sambil tuh aku posting ler entry yang last tuh. Last last on webcam! Sebab dia da lama tak jejak Planet Hollywood katanya...lagikpun rasa rugi tak dapek tengok Hazami live, so aku pon on ler webcam. Gelap gelita katanya... Bila da abih update, sambung chat to pass the time. Anti social tol kan...layan laptop tak mengGROkan diri seperti biasa walhal ramai member yang ada malam tuh. Menyibukkan diri sangat,tak perasan mula mula si Misha dok belakang aku je. Erm...sayang aku lebih penting (amik ko). Misha wasn't the only artiste in the house. Spotted Sarah, Amylea and also Nikki among others. Dayang tak jadik datang. Sayang tol... Tapi dalam pasang webcam tuh, siap dedicate song pelbagai...seronok lak feeling romantic ni. The highlight of the whole vocal powerhouse showcase was the combination of medley of hits by Sarah, Amylea dan Nikki yang memang menerima tepukan gemuruh. Well, that's understating it..riuh siot cam Planet Hollywood nak roboh lak. It was that good!!! Tapi nak review pepanjang aku bagik orang lain jer buat ek. Tapi merasalah power the four young (muda agik ke Mi?) divas. Orang tersayang pun layan kata besh...amik ko semua kuarkan sora. Sarah was in her element and power vokal dia memang tak dapat dinafikan. Nikki lak was the opposite of Sarah's sound, but matched her with her higher range. Amylea mungkin tak dapat menandingi suara kedua meka, tapi persembahan dia tetap mantap. She kept up alright...no problems. The show went on, and asik dedicate lagu kat si 'dia'...HEH! Anyway, we had a whale of a time and walaupon aku sebenarnya da malas nak ke Sunday Nite Live showcase sebab paling menci nak jadik zombie (ala ala Heliza) on Monday mornings, this was one show that I wouldn't have missed for the world. Anyhoos...mula mula nak balik, tapi last last menyimpang ke bahagian opis lepak jumpa ngan Hazami sat. Tu yang one thing aku suka pasal Planet Hollywood. It's practically my second home. Gi sana tak rasa janggal ke out of place. Ever... Walaopon staff baru dia sorang dua bangang nak mampos dan feeling tak kuasa nak layan. Matila abih pizza pun tak nampak Tabasco sauce yang di minta. Keji lah idop ko...but I love you Sharina (huggies and kissies for you gorgeous!) Pot pet lama lama...mmm..kuarkan ler webcam terus Cam ada ilham je nak wat something...so start ler (merasalah ada yang mengikut pakai handphone! - amik ko inspiring the filmmakers of tomorrow gituh!) So I came up with this short video, premiering if you must, single akan datang dari album Hazami yang ketiga bakal dikeluarkan pada bulan Mei. Versi acapella ni, is of lagu yang bertajuk 'Ayuh'. I like it...rentak laju dan memang lain dari lagu lagu Hazami sebelom ni. Composed and written by him too. Enjoy the video clip.
Ok tak? Keji ke tak video clip nih...walaopon initially nak balik awal, ikut skali ke Kampung Baru nak have supper. The group tiba tiba besau lak. Let's see, there was Vernon, Azmi, Nikki, Hazami, Aznil, Rudy, Ted, myself, and the whole gang from Hazami's vocal group. Ramai siot...penoh setengah kedai gi melantak. Thanks Mimi sebab belanja...merasalah tak minta, tapi rezeki jangan ditolak. Malam tu kali pertama paling economical sebab Vern bayau kat Planet Hollywood lak. Anyways, kami tengah melantak tuh, aku notice a familiar face. Actually terperasan suara dia dulu baru terperasan orangnya. It took me more than a second, sebab the others didn't seem to notice or care at all... Aku pun tegur...hey!!! I mean ramai ramai budak budak vocal group Hazami ni memang familiar dan aku kenal, tapi this one familiar, aku kenal, but not from the group. Dari mana ek...then it hit me!!! Pada sapa yang ada menonton Mukhsin dah...korang mesti ingat tak watak ayah Orked. Hah...yang moka comel (agak hensem gak) ngan sora serak yang menggoda tuh) dan rupa pun kekadang melawak. Anyways, mai aku perkenalkan Pak Atan yang sebenarnya...yang kekadang aku tengok tak sebegitu jauh bezanya dari the character in the movie, cuma mungkin he looks and acts younger on the outside... Merasalah nak introduction walaopon aku pun tak kenal sangat background dia. All I know is, nama dia Irwan iskandar, nama manja Wan, dan dia ada berlakon in Yasmin's first movie, Rabun. Selain dari tuh, memang dia ada berlakon, dan jangan terkejut, dia memang terer menyanyi. Tapi sapa yang menggatal, bini dia pun penyanyi dan penari...hah! And both of them were part of Hazami's vocal group. Dapat ler kenal dia lebih dekat and chat with him. By the time we all headed back it was something like almost 4am. Matilah... Nice meeting you Wan. Arituh actually masa premiere Mukhsin tak sempat berteguran ngan dia...agikpun ngan adanya kak Yasmin, kak Fati, Nani, kak Dibah...dan ramai agik member, memang takde masa pon nak tegor sapa. Agikpun time tuh tak kenal so segan gak. Ok ler...ni ada keja ni. Jangan lupa tonton Diari Akademi Fantasia malam ni. ita tengok apa cita ari ni, dan adakah budak budak terpilih tu akan membuktikan andaian ramai salah yang Akademi Fantasia musim kelima tidak sehampeh seperti yang dirasakan. Aku ada keja ni nak ciao gi press conference Mawi dan Rossa punya Secretaries Day. Kang aku upate agik ok...da!!! Selain review Diari, aku try wat video Mawi dan Rossa together ok...let's see what i can come up with kalao ada masa dan aku sempat ketika event tuh nak do it. Anyways, cheers everyone. Looks like it's going to rain, and I can't believe myself....when I say...thank goodness sebab panas berapa ari ni. Dahler torture satu, I notice certain people with body odour get a lot more offensive in this weather. Oh...one more thing, semalam sebelom aku layan Tirai part two tuh, aku gi ler jumpa member kat Cheras sat sebab besday dia. Time aku sampai meka da pun gerak ke Carrefour kat sebelah, walaopon janji nak lepak Starbucks (matilah janji tak leh tunggu aku walaopon aku kira tak lewat gak). Masa kat check out counter, I notice this assortment of condoms and lubricants (yang sapa yang tatau what these things are, you shouldn't ask) Anyways, there was this brand of Durex punya which claimed itself as 'pleasure enhancing arming lubricant'. Aiyo!!! And I thought the vibrating condoms were funny!!! Anyways, there was this little tag on it (tengok pic tak jelas sangat but you can just make it out), which says BLOW TO ENHANCE! That's pretty obvious and I think no one needs direction for that....or did they mean something to do with the lubricant? Heh...gone...
Tompang singgah rumah Ted nak tengok Akademi Fantasia punya Tirai part two. Merasalah rumah tumpangan kasih jadiknya rumah ni ngan sedara dia semua memenuhi setiap ruang. Atas dasar nak bagi orang feel good, hi Ted's sis!!! Maria Veronica Majid kan? Back to the show, tension siot dak laki punya edition for the first half hour. Bukan apa...from medical check-up to the photography session, bosan. Mmm...these boys better be able to deliver dan jangan harap rupa je...;.sebab rupa most of them memang ada....tapi talent risau nan ado je... But the photography session memang aku kena kata...horror kalahkan Puaka Tebing Biru! Mana taknya memasing foundation tepong komak yang ala ala 40 sen sekilo! Note that :
1)make up skali harga tepong melambong dan kena Price Control Act 2)bagik penampo skali je da jerebu 3)kalao dalam gelap mesti ala ala fluorescent muka memasing sebab very the pantulan cahaya 4)muka memasing leh mistaken for pelakon teater Kabuki (teater Jepun) 5)nak cuci make up mesti guna tukul dan pahat dan bukan facial cleanser
Kalau tuh horror....lom agi bila bab tiba tiba selit press conference, tunjuk Roslan Aziz. "Tiga kali tampar, aku nak tengok balik ke tak?" Statement of the year katamya... Kejutan Farha cam recycle smalam punya stunt nak kidnap samun ker haper. Bosannya reaksi....beriya iya orang planning pelbagai, tapi hazab reaksi. BORING! NEXT! Jalan Cemetery Reserve Menggatal katanya....gila la....aku bayangkan pas kejutan,budak produksi tu yan berlakon sebagai hantu bungkus jumpa yang sebenarnya baru tau!!! Merasalah pocong pun tak menyakinkan...siap kena jerit HEY!!! bila nak bagi pemberitahuan Akademi Fantasia yang si muka Radhi Khalid, si Ebi ni layak. Moka ensem...but haircut please! Rambut dia lebih mengejutkan, menakutkan dan menyeramkan dari hantu tak jadik tuh Seperti mana Diya tuh kena pecah lobang pasal ada boyfriend dalam episod semalam, elok la meka bagitau si Dafi tu anak orang kaya. Tul ke ayah dia ADUN Bera? Lupa ke kes Idayu kena buang bila cita kuarga dia kena rompak berjuta dan sekaligus satu negara tau dia ni anak orang berada? Ke da cukup matang orang kita tak kalah pada sentimen camtuh. As if... Anyway...mmmm...part ni aku dengar something pelik. Aswad ketika memancing lak kena surprise. Ni ke orang kata anak nelayan? Merasalah meneruskan the legend of Mawi suka memancing. Shawal meanwhile...blur nak mampos kena kejutkan lak. Ni lak meneruskan tradisi Faizal ke? Teh O Ais katanya..... Eh...RIzal ni keja kat optometrist ke? Kena kejut pun nampak ready je stylo pelbagai. Pastu terbangkan dia balik Sarawak...aku lak terdiam. Sodih sekejap. Apapun pada pencalonan Rizal, kalau dia boleh nyanyi, aku pun nak kata AUKKKKK!!! Yang moka cam Faizal Hot FM ni, Afiq, lak cam Dafi, anak berada ke? Kejutkan pun kat driving range. Oh well...whatever lah. Tak kuasa aku...tapi at least dia ada reaksi ler sikit. Confusing ler kali ni. Nothing really sticks to me as these are the best of nearly 7,000 yang audition, but mana lah tau kan...whatever it is...Isnin je kita tau kan... Eh...da bukak undian ke? Tamao la AFUNDI la. Gila ke apa pencarian bakat nak mintak undi sebelom budak budak ni sempat leh nyanyi nak buktikan meka ni layak. Sapa AFUNDI cepat tu (selain dari sedara mara) memang tak betui ler...
Music is beautiful, no matter what language it is in. It transcends the boundaries of race, religion, and even that of a geographical nature. Here's my list of songs from Indonesian pop and rock acts that are on my playlist, some of which are my all time favorites. Some old, some new and some just bloody timeless. Enjoy the sounds and listen beyond the music and the words - and instead tune into the emotions of each tune. No matter what genre they may be.
Say NO! to the hateful and malicious nature of some who choose to close our local music market for fear of competition simply because they are unable to compete, and unwilling to even try.
Support Malaysian music. Don't kill it by being ignorant. Music is ever evolving, and our local sound is slowing being rendered irrelevant. This is my protest against those who choose to be anti-Indonesian music, simply because SOME of our local talents and recording outfits are too lazy to innovate and create. This is the sound of Indonesia today. Are we up for the challenge to evolve and produce better music in healthy competition?
WHAT I'M ON
KLUBBKIDD
So...just what do you want to know about me?
I'm simple, and yet complicated.
It's as simple as that...but then again, perhaps not.
My life is kinda like my job, an oxymoron. Try this one out for size...'ethical journalist'. See, told you so.
Anyway, here's a brief (yeah right!) intro to my life.
I'm a proud Malaysian (and I mean literally!), of Chinese descent. I'm Christian (Roman Catholic!).
I'm kinda whacked. I believe in piercings, dyed hair, black nails, silver studs. leather and spiked accessories and oh... tattoos...body art is just that...art. Apart from anything else that will make me worth staring at.
Right now, I have a total of seven piercings (three on lobes - two left one right, left ear cartilage, nose, lower lip and tongue) with three taken out on brow (one ripped) as well as three tattoos with more to come.
Forget the tough exterior, cause I believe in hugging my parents, crying when I feel like it, require tender moments with my significant other, and I appreciate my friends. As Kim from America's Next Top Model said it best. "What's my secret? I may look tough on the outside, but really, I scream like a girl!"
Fictional?
I 32 as of last July 17, and it's past the mid life crisis come early for me as I struggled to deal with the coming of age thing. I am working as a freelance senior entertainment journalist, a job which I have been at ever since I decided to quit college, two subjects short of graduating. I was taking my Diploma In Sound and Audio Engineering. Until recently that is.
Now I do a lot of freelance overall talent consultancy which includes image and communication. I am also in the process of starting my own company klubbkidd Sdn Bhd, which is producing its first TV show from a format that I have created myself. The show will most likely be on air sometime end 2008.
I have donelive sound production for some concerts and shows and a little bit of studio work in hopes of becoming a sound engineer with what I've studies, when I turned back to my first love, writing.
Was doing general news, specialized awhile in politics, did a little features, crime, business and sports and dabbled in related journalism fields before finally settling into my current position, thankfully, entertainment, the perks of which is doing what I've always loved (writing and indulging in music) and also backstage passes to meet my favorite acts. It's eleven years now, and I'm still golding it there.
Looking back - whatever's gone on in my life - it's not too hard to be positive and look ahead, with more pleasant of the memories to make the journey a little easier.
And these very memories which I cherish so, are the reasons behind why I started blogging.
The friendships and variety of relationships I've been through, allow me to highlight the mistakes I've made and how not to repeat them, not to compromise my principles too much for love, and also a balance in sacrificing my ego, and how I must learn to be stronger in the face of adversity.
So I've never figured myself to be a real hoot.I pace on day by day, occasionally skipping, sometimes with just a little jaunty bounce. More often than not, I go smack! either on my rear end (which needs more meat) or flat on my face.Life treats me well, I suppose, so I shouldn't gripe. I am stll my own hero - that's positivity through self-affirmation for you.
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Email me at klubbkidd@gmail.com
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Visit my fotopages featuring memories of Akademi Fantasia past by CLICKING HERE.
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For my professional services or urgent matters, you can contact me at +6017 2025900
Afiq - Janjiku (Sofaz)
(atas dasar kepoyoan dia tolak agik kalau leh tuk Caya Beb ker haper tagline dia)
for potential but nothing more
Dafi - Uptown Girl (Westlife)
Dekna - Tanpamu (Farahwahida)
Shawal - Harapan (Fazley Zainal)
Rizal - Menanti Sebuah Jawaban (Padi)
Heliza - Kau Pergi Jua (Adam Ahmad)
'Kejutan' kedua selepas tak announce Zana ketika show (da perasan actually mula mula sebab kami kira 13 kerusi je) Fatin kuar mengejut dan wat show.
Premonitions of doom!!!
Dari perjalanan sana, sampai ke kenduri, sampai balik, riuh rendah, kecoh jadiknya.
Aku tengah dok sibuk tengok semua hasil kemenangan dia, bila baru mau puji lah trofi ni. Baru nak tanya je dari mana menang piala cantik nih bila aku terperasan.
But keja kena dilakukan...so tanya ler soalan apa yang patut. Pada sapa yang lom jenguk, the stories today are available in The Malay Mail, Berita Harian (hasil Farihad) dan Harian Metro (keja Yanie yang dok bersolek dalam pic kat atas tuh.
Menyibukkan diri sangat,tak perasan mula mula si Misha dok belakang aku je. Erm...sayang aku lebih penting (amik ko).
Tapi nak review pepanjang aku bagik orang lain jer buat ek. Tapi merasalah power the four young (muda agik ke Mi?) divas.
Ok tak? Keji ke tak video clip nih...walaopon initially nak balik awal, ikut skali ke Kampung Baru nak have supper. 
All I know is, nama dia Irwan iskandar, nama manja Wan, dan dia ada berlakon in 
Nice meeting you Wan. Arituh actually masa premiere Mukhsin tak sempat berteguran ngan dia...agikpun ngan adanya kak Yasmin, kak Fati, Nani, kak Dibah...dan ramai agik member, memang takde masa pon nak tegor sapa.
